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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2017 22:39:23 GMT
Took the grand kids to legoland and who should i bump into? none other than steve lansdown with his grand kids. His grand kids behaved quite badly to be honest pushing other kids out of the way to go on the rides and screaming when they didnt get their own way. But i must say steve was lovely and we chatted for hours about absolutely f**k all. Anyway at the end of the day we walked back our cars and steve noticed that on my 1999 citroen saxo back window was a bristol rovers badge and he roared with laughter. I said "whats so funny dick head?" Then i could see tears welling up in his eyes and he blustered "how is it i spend millions but the players are crap and dont seem to care" but your team always seem to give everything despite almost no money spent on them?" I just said "we have darrell clarke and we are bristol rovers and were coming for you" got into my saxo and drove off. I just thought this little story would make a change from all the transfer frustration and help people to realise even billionaires are human beings.
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Post by wiaww on Jun 24, 2017 22:45:04 GMT
This is more like it.
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Post by Quartermaster on Jun 24, 2017 22:50:19 GMT
Reminds me of the time I bumped into Joe Jordan at the queue for the face painting at the local village day a few years back. We were chatting quite amicably about this and that and he said he was going to ask for a tiger to be painted on his face. When he wasn't looking, I slipped the woman a fiver to paint a set of blue and white quarters on his face and "I love the Gas" across his forehead. He cried so much it made the paint run! Oh how we laughed. We then walked back to our cars and he saw the Gas on Tour bumper sticker on the back of my Ford Capri and he could take no more. Why are the Gas so superior to the 82ers he cried. Why?!!
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Post by nickchippenhamgas on Jun 25, 2017 4:24:52 GMT
I think Steve Lansdown, and Our City chums that appear on here are beginning to realise the truth about fables like the tortoise and the hare, we are so very gradually getting more and more like a professional football club, beginning to look the part. Bit by bit we are closing the gap they so gleefully talk about. Let's look: "Mind the gap" (getting oh so much closer) "The blue few" (the highest average home crowd in decades, for we can do nothing about the size, location, and capacity of the Mem) Let's be fair, DC wouldn't have signed a five year contract unless he knew what Wael and co were doing behind the scenes would he? SL and co know in their heart of hearts we are building a house with proper foundations here, one for the grandchildren to be proud of, and when we get the stadium I have absolutely no doubt, and I never have had any doubt, we will fill it, it will get expanded, it will get filled again by the thousands of gas heads like me that are out there waiting to return to the sort of surroundings our support deserve, and they are worried that we will become better supported than them, I've got news for them. We will be!!!! UTG!!!!!
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Post by stroudgas93 on Jun 25, 2017 4:48:41 GMT
Am I correct in my thinking that Landsdown is a closet gas head ?!
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Post by axegas on Jun 25, 2017 6:23:39 GMT
Am I correct in my thinking that Landsdown is a closet gas head ?! No, used to be, not anymore.
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Post by William Wilson on Jun 25, 2017 6:47:32 GMT
Took the grand kids to legoland and who should i bump into? none other than steve lansdown with his grand kids. His grand kids behaved quite badly to be honest pushing other kids out of the way to go on the rides and screaming when they didnt get their own way. But i must say steve was lovely and we chatted for hours about absolutely f**k all. Anyway at the end of the day we walked back our cars and steve noticed that on my 1999 citroen saxo back window was a bristol rovers badge and he roared with laughter. I said "whats so funny dick head?" Then i could see tears welling up in his eyes and he blustered "how is it i spend millions but the players are crap and dont seem to care" but your team always seem to give everything despite almost no money spent on them?" I just said "we have darrell clarke and we are bristol rovers and were coming for you" got into my saxo and drove off. I just thought this little story would make a change from all the transfer frustration and help people to realise even billionaires are human beings. I hope this is the truth, Mr Butterfly. Remember, every time you tell a lie, a little fairy has to die.
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Post by Snoop Dogg on Jun 25, 2017 7:04:16 GMT
Didn't happen
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Post by gasstrictband on Jun 25, 2017 7:19:17 GMT
Went into my favourite massage parlour for a quicky, bumped into Steve he was in for a threesom with 2 young Filipino house boys, got chatting he told me ,he was getting a Pot Belly Pig as a pet,I said where are you going to keep it, Steve said in my house, I said what about all the water ,the sh** , the unbelievable smell ,the stench, Steve said the pig will just have to get used to it.
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Post by warehamgas on Jun 25, 2017 7:44:38 GMT
Am I correct in my thinking that Landsdown is a closet gas head ?! No, used to be, not anymore. No! If he was ever a gashead he will still be one. I can never understand this idea that someone used to support a club but don't any longer. Lots of people I sit near at Bournemouth say I used to support so and so but now I support Bournemouth. When I ask them how does it work and how can they do that they just bluster. I can't support Bournemouth, I watch them a lot being half an hour away and a ST holder for convenience with younger family but it's the Mem and away days when I can. Very different feeling, better when watching Rovers. If people use to support Rovers then in their hearts they still do no matter what they say or do. It's the emotional ties, you can never break them. Blimey the number of times I've said that's it never again I'm giving up Rovers after a bad Saturday but come Monday I'll sneak a view at the news and hope springs eternal. If SL did support us then he still does, in his heart, and that idea might p** off some people. UTG!
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Post by abbeygas on Jun 25, 2017 7:52:06 GMT
Am I correct in my thinking that Landsdown is a closet gas head ?! No, used to be, not anymore. He is not even a closet lady garden these days he came out years ago.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2017 9:14:30 GMT
Took the grand kids to legoland and who should i bump into? none other than steve lansdown with his grand kids. His grand kids behaved quite badly to be honest pushing other kids out of the way to go on the rides and screaming when they didnt get their own way. But i must say steve was lovely and we chatted for hours about absolutely f**k all. Anyway at the end of the day we walked back our cars and steve noticed that on my 1999 citroen saxo back window was a bristol rovers badge and he roared with laughter. I said "whats so funny dick head?" Then i could see tears welling up in his eyes and he blustered "how is it i spend millions but the players are crap and dont seem to care" but your team always seem to give everything despite almost no money spent on them?" I just said "we have darrell clarke and we are bristol rovers and were coming for you" got into my saxo and drove off. I just thought this little story would make a change from all the transfer frustration and help people to realise even billionaires are human beings. AS I said when I posted I knew what the attention seekers /we own this forum twats would post .... it was a genuine post that once again you just had to add your spin on .... you and your in crowd seriously spoil this forum for the genuine fans!!
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Post by Topper Gas on Jun 25, 2017 9:56:09 GMT
Took the grand kids to legoland and who should i bump into? none other than steve lansdown with his grand kids. His grand kids behaved quite badly to be honest pushing other kids out of the way to go on the rides and screaming when they didnt get their own way. But i must say steve was lovely and we chatted for hours about absolutely f**k all. Anyway at the end of the day we walked back our cars and steve noticed that on my 1999 citroen saxo back window was a bristol rovers badge and he roared with laughter. I said "whats so funny dick head?" Then i could see tears welling up in his eyes and he blustered "how is it i spend millions but the players are crap and dont seem to care" but your team always seem to give everything despite almost no money spent on them?" I just said "we have darrell clarke and we are bristol rovers and were coming for you" got into my saxo and drove off. I just thought this little story would make a change from all the transfer frustration and help people to realise even billionaires are human beings. AS I said when I posted I knew what the attention seekers /we own this forum twats would post .... it was a genuine post that once again you just had to add your spin on .... you and your in crowd seriously spoil this forum for the genuine fans!! Thought it was a witty response by bb TBH, saying it's spoiling the forum for genuine fans is a bit OTT.
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Post by Antonio Fargas on Jun 25, 2017 10:08:49 GMT
As a proper member of the in-crowd attention seekers, who own the forum, I resent the idea that we've let bluebutterfly into our special clique.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2017 10:14:42 GMT
I though blue butterfly was the butt of most of the jokes tbh. I too thought it quite a witty response and I had a chuckle, chuckled at the air hop post also so it's all good.... isn't it?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2017 10:15:22 GMT
No it was a water take .... and happens from three or four every time.
So boys you win as it clearly gets you off and to be honest it just makes me think why bother Posting anything just to be shot down by people who supposedly support the same team as me ...
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2017 10:28:12 GMT
Now that's a proper story...
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2017 10:37:49 GMT
I've chuckled at this thread response too. At least it hadn't been turned into a music reference post yet - which is getting annoying.
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Post by Antonio Fargas on Jun 25, 2017 10:43:49 GMT
Thank You for the Music, ABBA.
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Jun 25, 2017 10:43:51 GMT
Posts thread saying how wonderful Likkle Lee is.
Gets upset when someone takes the water.
Trololol.
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