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Post by gassince1957 on Jun 28, 2017 12:30:03 GMT
OK folks, been away for a few weeks and avoided all the misery of the election fallout and UWE/players in and out. So let's start a jokes thread - I'll begin:
A couple of nurses were discussing a Gashead who was in hospital for treatment. The plain nurse said she had just given him a bed bath and, would you believe it, he had the word "Gone" tattooed on his todger. The other nurse was a stunning looker and said she'd do the bed bath the next day. She came back laughing her head off and told her colleague that the tattoo actually said "Goodnight Irene"
Come on, roll up with Gas jokes and let's have a laugh for a day or two.
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Jun 28, 2017 12:38:12 GMT
Bristol Sport.
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Post by Iliveinbidefordgas on Jun 28, 2017 12:40:32 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2017 14:09:25 GMT
How about the Gas putting in an offer for James is that not a big enough joke
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Post by Officer Barbrady on Jun 28, 2017 17:43:27 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2017 18:35:35 GMT
We're going to be in a new stadium by 2020.
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Post by abbeygas on Jun 28, 2017 18:54:10 GMT
Didn't Jimmy Carr have the record for the shortest joke which was 3 words 'stationery shop moves'. Congratulations on your new world record Hugo.  |
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Post by socrates on Jun 29, 2017 6:24:30 GMT
The sh** in the europa league in 5 years !!!
How long left now 3 years ?
Lol
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Post by Gas Go Marching In on Jun 29, 2017 7:36:18 GMT
Not gas related, wrong section.  |
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Jun 29, 2017 8:16:45 GMT
Not gas related, wrong section. Not Sport related either. |
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Post by Antonio Fargas on Jun 29, 2017 8:34:01 GMT
What's the difference between BCFC82footballdepartment and the UK?
Some people still think the UK might be in Europe in three years time.
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Post by Gasshole on Jun 29, 2017 8:35:41 GMT
What's the difference between a city fan and a carp.
One is a bottom feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
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Post by Gasshole on Jun 29, 2017 9:13:23 GMT
You're trapped in a room with A city fan, a tiger and a polar bear. You have a gun but only 2 bullets. What should you do?
Shoot the Ted in the head. Twice.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 29, 2017 10:44:56 GMT
During the last home game at trashton last season, the Police caught ten city fans climbing over the wall behind the south stand. After they were caught, the Police threw them back into the ground and told them they had to stay until the end like everyone else !
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Post by gassince1957 on Jun 29, 2017 12:23:49 GMT
How does a Gashead stop a 'ted from drowning? Takes his foot off his head.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 29, 2017 12:29:40 GMT
How do you stop a Ted from spitting ?
Give him a poke and turn the grill down
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Post by abbeygas on Jun 30, 2017 23:10:41 GMT
Why are Pirates better than Robins?
Because they just aaaarghhhh!
Pirates are also cool but Robins (especially those sat on a 99p football in front of the suspension bridge) are lady gardens.
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Post by abbeygas on Jun 30, 2017 23:26:18 GMT
Man walks into a bar with a horse.
Landlord says why the long face?
Rovers want to sign Luke James says the horse.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2017 23:45:27 GMT
Whats the difference between a serial Masterbator and a Ted
Nothing they're both tossers
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Post by gassince1957 on Jul 1, 2017 11:26:01 GMT
Squeaky Lee takes the 'teds team out for dinner to celebrate not being relegated. The waiter asks him what he wants and he orders steak, medium rare. "What about the vegetables?" says the waiter - "they can order their own meals" replies the squeaky one.
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