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Post by Midsomer Murderer on Nov 22, 2017 12:36:11 GMT
Please advise me of the flashing/beeping procedure for "fun" at Tog Hill? Asking for a friend. When I first started dating I lived in Wick and was going out with a girl from Pucklechurch ~ Tog Hill picnic area back then was just a place to shag although u got the odd weirdo who pulled too close to have a look
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Post by Midsomer Murderer on Nov 22, 2017 12:39:18 GMT
Jock....you'll be able to tell me, please,....why this whole shebang hasn't been moved to General Chat? Because there is more factual information on this thread than there is on any of the others in Gasworks and we all needed cheering up. And way better than the other sh** threads on here ~ when did this forum stop being fun and taken over by conspiracy theorists, pretend in the know it all and would be financial experts ?
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Post by baggins on Nov 22, 2017 12:39:18 GMT
Please advise me of the flashing/beeping procedure for "fun" at Tog Hill? Asking for a friend. When I first started dating I lived in Wick and was going out with a girl from Pucklechurch ~ Tog Hill picnic area back then was just a place to shag although u got the odd weirdo who pulled too close to have a look People from Clyde do that.
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Post by Colyton Gas on Nov 22, 2017 16:44:07 GMT
Why does Prince Charles have so many medals when he's never done active service??
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Post by Big Jock on Nov 22, 2017 17:52:58 GMT
Why does Prince Charles have so many medals when he's never done active service?? Well i'm a bit of a royalist to be honest so dinnae mind the bloke, an anyone with ears like the FA Cup cant be all bad. I also likes ta see people wearing a sash, cannae beat a good sash bash. i think its a bit like fitba fans wearing their teams shirt, i mean camaan how often do yous see a twenty stone baldy playing footy - an ye cant say Gary Kenneth! Heres one for ye, What do you get when you cross Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Charles? Killed in a tunnel.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2017 18:14:43 GMT
Jock - if you had a spare £100, what would you buy Darrell Clarke for Christmas?
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Post by Big Jock on Nov 22, 2017 18:36:09 GMT
Jock - if you had a spare £100, what would you buy Darrell Clarke for Christmas? Ear defenders for when he's in front the East terrace, slippers so he can tread carefully when interviewd, a megaphone so th players haven got any chuffkin excuse fur not hearing his instructions, a Gerry francis romper suit coz jesus it mus be cold on that sideline-bless him, BT wi-fi coz he'll never read this forum with their sh1te service, and lastly his own song: C - L - A - R - K - E A new centre forward will cost a fee With a knick knack paddywhack, give a dog a bone, Get Ocean Finance on the phone!
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Post by matealotblue on Nov 22, 2017 21:49:47 GMT
Why does Prince Charles have so many medals when he's never done active service?? Can’t account for all the medals, but he has done active service (RN) at Yeovilton (Red Dragon Flight helicopter training) and as the CO of a Royal Navy vessel (HMS Bronnington if my memory is right). Back in the ‘70s. And he was a down to earth character with it as well. Which is more than can be said about Andrew who during the fun and games down south quite frankly was (and remains) a knob. PS.....if I can’t make the next home game I’m probably in The Tower of London awaiting my fate🤪
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Post by Marshy on Nov 23, 2017 19:47:07 GMT
Bump!
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Post by pucklegas on Nov 23, 2017 20:13:59 GMT
Jock you make this forum bearable, fair play.
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Nov 23, 2017 20:15:49 GMT
Dear Jock,
Should I go on a completely unauthorized banning spree before falling on my sword and deleting my own account?
Thanks.
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Post by Big Jock on Nov 23, 2017 20:25:02 GMT
Dear Jock, Should I go on a completely unauthorized banning spree before falling on my sword and deleting my own account? Thanks. Hey, yous welcome Owl Man. But dinnae get despondent, open up -release yer feelings. I remember i had a long time GF once and we was not enjoying the best o' times. One night d'ya know what she said: "You don't satisfy me anymore" I was fuming and blurted it out : "probably coz i'm a man not a chuffkin cake shop!" It went doohill from then in fairness an she called me lots of hurtful things (well truthful things actually), but yous don't need to leave, think of nice things like Snow White getting gang banged by they little guys or something, visit yer happy place pal.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2017 20:32:18 GMT
Jock "why does it always rain on me?"
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Post by Big Jock on Nov 23, 2017 20:40:35 GMT
Jock "why does it always rain on me?" Kippo - ffs! 'Why does it rain on you!' You??? Try livin up ere i'll show ye rain ya soft southern crayon, yous got it positively tropical doon there, evry time yous watch the weather report drag yer eyes upwards an see the chuffkin temperatures anywhere above Manc land! It rains on me pal - frequently! Jes today i went ta th hospital to have a mole removed from my Johnson. Luckily the RSPCA let me off with a caution!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2017 21:13:58 GMT
Jock do Scots have scales?
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Post by scoobydoogas on Nov 23, 2017 22:26:28 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2017 6:53:42 GMT
Jock - if you had a spare £100, what would you buy Darrell Clarke for Christmas? Ear defenders for when he's in front the East terrace, slippers so he can tread carefully when interviewd, a megaphone so th players haven got any chuffkin excuse fur not hearing his instructions, a Gerry francis romper suit coz jesus it mus be cold on that sideline-bless him, BT wi-fi coz he'll never read this forum with their sh1te service, and lastly his own song: C - L - A - R - K - E A new centre forward will cost a fee With a knick knack Irish Peoplewhack, give a dog a bone, Get Ocean Finance on the phone! Good selection there Jock - could you do my Christmas shopping for me?
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Post by bornagain04 on Nov 24, 2017 10:02:40 GMT
Having listened to “having a gas ‘ it got me thinking (this has probably been said before) but is the city equivalent “having a sh**” ?
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Post by inee on Nov 24, 2017 10:55:15 GMT
Jock why on earth do bristol council always send teds to do repairs on the house we live in, its not fair as i have to disinfect everything they touch with battery acid so they then send another ted to repair the now disinfected repair. even though my skin desolkves whilst disenfecting,how can i get them to send workmen that are not teds
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Post by Big Jock on Nov 24, 2017 16:40:27 GMT
Jock do Scots have scales? I dinnae have scales pal, but i bin battered more than a few times!BTW yous chuffkin jinxed me pal - its snowing now!
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