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Post by aghast on Aug 6, 2018 20:51:46 GMT
funniest thing at our club well that must be dc an absolute joke I wish this sh**ty post would f*ck off and be a post on another forum which likes to read posts like this. But then the post would just be liked, which is not what it wants. It wants to be hated, because that is how it is happy.
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Post by Slide away on Aug 6, 2018 21:38:15 GMT
the only good thing MacDonald s is as a high street toilet MacDonald and food are a contradiction if terms much like d c and manager What does this even mean?
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Post by c4h10 on Aug 6, 2018 21:43:59 GMT
Mocking your own club on a forum .........How the s#+t must be loving this I doubt they'll care less, they've got 750+ pages of their own mocking us already! The one s**t I know thinks the funniest thing is that we are deluded and can't see the problems we face. Actually, we do know there are problems, but we will overcome them, as we always do, 'cos we are THE GAS. UTG Bloody optimists. Just when we are enjoying a good old wallow.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2018 5:47:04 GMT
the only good thing MacDonald s is as a high street toilet MacDonald and food are a contradiction if terms much like d c and manager What does this even mean? It means that the school holidays haven't finished yet.
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Post by rememberhalifax on Aug 7, 2018 9:29:42 GMT
one hilarious moment which has stuck in my memory .We had a player called Carl Gilbert way back when and Rovers were featured on the big match i think it was ,there was a clip which showed Carl making faces at the ref when he was stood behind his back, bit like Harlem Globetrotters used to do,never seen anyone else do it before or since and it was so funny ,well i thought so anyway!prob early 70s.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2018 9:35:23 GMT
one hilarious moment which has stuck in my memory .We had a player called Carl Gilbert way back when and Rovers were featured on the big match i think it was ,there was a clip which showed Carl making faces at the ref when he was stood behind his back, bit like Harlem Globetrotters used to do,never seen anyone else do it before or since and it was so funny ,well i thought so anyway!prob early 70s. I remember Carl Gilbert...blonde lad.
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Post by Finnish Gas on Aug 7, 2018 9:41:17 GMT
This bloke will add a touch of drama to our backroom staff.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2018 9:57:46 GMT
This bloke will add a touch of drama to our backroom staff.
He's got a good turn of pace.........is he available for Saturday?
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Post by rememberhalifax on Aug 7, 2018 10:48:38 GMT
one hilarious moment which has stuck in my memory .We had a player called Carl Gilbert way back when and Rovers were featured on the big match i think it was ,there was a clip which showed Carl making faces at the ref when he was stood behind his back, bit like Harlem Globetrotters used to do,never seen anyone else do it before or since and it was so funny ,well i thought so anyway!prob early 70s. I remember Carl Gilbert...blonde lad. Yep thats the one, signed him from Gillingham i think!
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Post by Wembley_Gas on Aug 7, 2018 11:34:43 GMT
I remember Carl Gilbert...blonde lad. Yep thats the one, signed him from Gillingham i think! Good header of the old "heavy" football
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Post by Wembley_Gas on Aug 7, 2018 11:46:59 GMT
Some of the better comedy moments undoubtedly comes from the fans' gallows humour.
South Wales Gas...as a particularly uneventful 0-0 draw was coming to an end...."and the Rovers Man of the match is.... a rollover!"
At York, probably in John Ward's first season in charge because Worrell Sterling was involved. We were employing the not really getting anywhere approach and poor Worrell had been in the full back's pocket all match. Suddenly a dog gets onto the pitch and proves very elusive when anyone gets near it...one Gashead pipes up "Leave the dog on and take Sterling off!"
After getting a right tonking in the first fifteen minutes of a match the Gashead in front of me threw his hands up in despair and exclaimed "We lost all our shape...when the mascots went off!"
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Post by Blueside on Aug 7, 2018 12:04:52 GMT
Bruno having to go off mid game to take a crap at Twerton sticks in my mind for some reason. Damn you beat me to it. I wanted to post that one. Twerton Park did seem to offer some good moments, though. Keith Valle anyone? Also some of the songs: you could see the fairground from Trumpton when it came to Victoria park. Back when we could give the Sh8t a run for their money I remember singing "is that Ashton over there?" Also beating Millwall 3-0 at the Den on the last ever game there, the game had to be abandoned because they ran out of footballs. Kasey Keller taking a goal kick with a tennis ball. The lion on the roof and the dismantling of the ground. At Trumpton everyone used to sing to us "What's it like to have no ground?". On that day we sang "what's it like to have two grounds?" closely followed by "give us your old one". As for the Mem? getting wet on the East Terrance (partially covered by the stand) but knowing the away fans are getting even wetter, and the language that I used to hear when i used to go in the family enclosure coming from the young wannabees. In the spirit of this thread, how about the ground "improvements" ( A shed-like roof) to the disabled area in the middle of the East Terrace?
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Post by Big Jock on Aug 14, 2018 19:57:49 GMT
Courtesy of Cantankerous Gas.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2018 20:05:44 GMT
Some of the better comedy moments undoubtedly comes from the fans' gallows humour. South Wales Gas...as a particularly uneventful 0-0 draw was coming to an end...."and the Rovers Man of the match is.... a rollover!" At York, probably in John Ward's first season in charge because Worrell Sterling was involved. We were employing the not really getting anywhere approach and poor Worrell had been in the full back's pocket all match. Suddenly a dog gets onto the pitch and proves very elusive when anyone gets near it...one Gashead pipes up "Leave the dog on and take Sterling off!" After getting a right tonking in the first fifteen minutes of a match the Gashead in front of me threw his hands up in despair and exclaimed "We lost all our shape...when the mascots went off!" There seemed to be a funny quote from the crowd most weeks at Twerton and I think you're right, it was the gallows humour and backs to the wall thing that brought out the best in us. That said, my favourite was at the Mem when David Pipe had just been summoned by the ref after a typical Pipe foul. As the ref pulled out the card, some wag from the West Enclosure called out..."Don't tell him your name, Pipe!"
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Post by fabregas on Aug 14, 2018 21:25:18 GMT
Santa’s Grotto.
Jordan Goddard peeing on the corner flag.
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Post by Officer Barbrady on Aug 14, 2018 21:27:23 GMT
Do you remember that time they put babestation on in the halftime bar
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Aug 15, 2018 5:08:03 GMT
Lee Mansell holding someone else's leg in the team photo amused me.
I also saw him sellotaping pictures of his face over all the pics of Ellis in the club shop at the fun day one year.
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Post by Jomo on Aug 15, 2018 5:34:34 GMT
Some of the better comedy moments undoubtedly comes from the fans' gallows humour. South Wales Gas...as a particularly uneventful 0-0 draw was coming to an end...."and the Rovers Man of the match is.... a rollover!" At York, probably in John Ward's first season in charge because Worrell Sterling was involved. We were employing the not really getting anywhere approach and poor Worrell had been in the full back's pocket all match. Suddenly a dog gets onto the pitch and proves very elusive when anyone gets near it...one Gashead pipes up "Leave the dog on and take Sterling off!" After getting a right tonking in the first fifteen minutes of a match the Gashead in front of me threw his hands up in despair and exclaimed "We lost all our shape...when the mascots went off!" That's brilliant! I love the random quotes you hear on the terraces. I remember at the Mem when Disley's Mansfield tore us a new A-hole in the first half, I heard this exchange behind me: Gashead 1: "ah FFS, I'm getting a distinct feeling of vee vaa voo 'ere" Gashead 2: "what's that mate?" Gashead 1: "seen this all before" Gashead 2: "that's deja vu" Gashead 1: "Ah French, it's all the *ing same innit!"
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Post by gasandelectricity on Aug 15, 2018 6:44:09 GMT
After the soaking at Swindon a few years back I was on the train back and a group of lary Gasheads get into the same vestibule area (as the train is packed).
Standing right by the toilets, they start up a chant of “he’s having a poo” to the same tune as “sh** referee”.
All this until a woman who clearly hadn’t been at the match gets involved and trolls the lads by making forced noises implying ‘struggling’ much to the amusement of everyone in the vestibule.
I won’t add on some of the other escapades that went on in case Cross country trains staff are reading and to protect our good reputation!
For clarity, I wasn’t involved but I can’t claim to not have chuckled!
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Post by Big Jock on Sept 22, 2018 13:40:02 GMT
Apologies everyone, had ta add this . . . .
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