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Post by percypiecrust on Jan 20, 2019 9:22:17 GMT
For the last 3 years I have noticed how we never score from corners, the last 3 league games we have had a total of 21 corners. The fans go berserk when we get a corner, but why, you know either a tall defender will head clear or their goalie makes a simple catch, but when our oppents get a corner, they seem to score at ease. But wait fellow gasheads, last night I had an epithany. Bring back Ricky Lambert. We can wheel him out at the start of a match and sit him in a deckchair just outside their penalty area. He can sit there with a blue and white dressing gown on and blue slippers so he sort of blends in with his team mates. Whenever we get a corner or free kick, up he pops to head in a bullet header, or drive in a 40 yard scud missile free kick. After he scores he can just sit back down again reading the sporting life, with a flask of tea and a box of after eights waiting for the next corner. He doesn,t even need to train, during the week, so he doesn,t know about any set plays, team tactics or even know his teamates names, so he will fit in nicely with all the other players. Simples
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Post by Marshy on Jan 20, 2019 9:27:00 GMT
Our 2 goals at Wycombe we’re both from corners.
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Post by Raj Gas on Jan 20, 2019 9:34:51 GMT
Since his time at the club one thing is certain we haven't been very successful on players with a transfer fee - but even back then some referred to him as an over-weight midfielder!!
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Post by gashead1981 on Jan 20, 2019 10:18:59 GMT
Our 2 goals at Wycombe we’re both from corners. Wasn’t Craig’s volley at Blackpool from a corner too?
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