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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2019 15:19:31 GMT
Anyone aware of the new online Porn law coming into place in two weeks time? Apparently, to watch porn online you must either:-
a. Buy a Tosser Licence from your newsagent, cost 4.99.
b. Upload something to prove your age ie. driving licence, credit card details, bank account details.
c. I can't remember the third way.
What can possibly go wrong?
False screens asking you to upload details of your credit card.
Data hacked, resulting in blackmail threats.
Haven't these cretins in Parliament got better things to do than this?
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Mar 18, 2019 15:23:19 GMT
Anyone aware of the new online Porn law coming into place in two weeks time? Apparently, to watch porn online you must either:- a. Buy a Tosser Licence from your newsagent, cost 4.99. b. Upload something to prove your age ie. driving licence, credit card details, bank account details. c. I can't remember the third way. What can possibly go wrong? False screens asking you to upload details of your credit card. Data hacked, resulting in blackmail threats. Haven't these cretins in Parliament got better things to do than this? They are also going to use facial recognition. I have a photo of Baggins ready to prove I am a proper tosser. |
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Post by inee on Mar 18, 2019 16:33:16 GMT
Anyone aware of the new online Porn law coming into place in two weeks time? Apparently, to watch porn online you must either:- a. Buy a Tosser Licence from your newsagent, cost 4.99. b. Upload something to prove your age ie. driving licence, credit card details, bank account details. c. I can't remember the third way. What can possibly go wrong? False screens asking you to upload details of your credit card. Data hacked, resulting in blackmail threats. Haven't these cretins in Parliament got better things to do than this? They are also going to use facial recognition. I have a photo of Baggins ready to prove I am a proper tosser. Cheers Hugo needed a laugh today ,where do i send the bill for a new keyboard |
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Post by inee on Mar 18, 2019 16:34:58 GMT
Anyone aware of the new online Porn law coming into place in two weeks time? Apparently, to watch porn online you must either:- a. Buy a Tosser Licence from your newsagent, cost 4.99. b. Upload something to prove your age ie. driving licence, credit card details, bank account details. c. I can't remember the third way. What can possibly go wrong? False screens asking you to upload details of your credit card. Data hacked, resulting in blackmail threats. Haven't these cretins in Parliament got better things to do than this? I knew something was around the corner but not that ,still a fiver to look at pictures of British motorcycles is well worth it you did say porn dint you |
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Post by baggins on Mar 19, 2019 12:57:17 GMT
Anyone aware of the new online Porn law coming into place in two weeks time? Apparently, to watch porn online you must either:- a. Buy a Tosser Licence from your newsagent, cost 4.99. b. Upload something to prove your age ie. driving licence, credit card details, bank account details. c. I can't remember the third way. What can possibly go wrong? False screens asking you to upload details of your credit card. Data hacked, resulting in blackmail threats. Haven't these cretins in Parliament got better things to do than this? They are also going to use facial recognition. I have a photo of Baggins ready to prove I am a proper tosser. Oi. |
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Post by William Wilson on Mar 19, 2019 13:25:11 GMT
Well, it`s going to cost some people a small fortune.
I`ve got a friend, who spends all day watching porn.
His wife got pregnant, just from sitting on his computer seat.
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Post by peterparker on Mar 31, 2019 11:23:49 GMT
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Post by baggins on Mar 31, 2019 12:30:37 GMT
Well, it`s going to cost some people a small fortune. I`ve got a friend, who spends all day watching porn. His wife got pregnant, just from sitting on his computer seat. Yea, "friend". |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2019 13:35:58 GMT
Well, it`s going to cost some people a small fortune. I`ve got a friend, who spends all day watching porn. His wife got pregnant, just from sitting on his computer seat. Yea, "friend". Heh heh.....got pregnant from sitting on a chair.........yeah, right 😀 |
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Mar 31, 2019 13:45:17 GMT
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Post by baggins on Mar 31, 2019 13:53:10 GMT
On Mothers day. You filthy animal. |
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Post by aghast on Mar 31, 2019 22:31:17 GMT
"Anyone not comfortable inputting their personal data online can buy what's been dubbed as a porn pass. They'll be available from corner shops who will verify a customer's age and sell them a voucher with a code" That'll work seamlessly, I expect. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2019 6:51:09 GMT
"Anyone not comfortable inputting their personal data online can buy what's been dubbed as a porn pass. They'll be available from corner shops who will verify a customer's age and sell them a voucher with a code" That'll work seamlessly, I expect. It's a joke isn't it ! Another example of our politicians not having a friggin clue. Upload your passport details, driving licence or bank details for verification. The companies doing the verification are the porn sites themselves. Nothing going to go wrong there either ! Pretty soon everyone will use VPN's. Whether to watch iFollow, catch-up tv (BBC) or watch porn. These are just three things off the top of my head. There are probably many more. |
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Apr 1, 2019 9:09:41 GMT
"Anyone not comfortable inputting their personal data online can buy what's been dubbed as a porn pass. They'll be available from corner shops who will verify a customer's age and sell them a voucher with a code" That'll work seamlessly, I expect. It's a joke isn't it ! Another example of our politicians not having a friggin clue. Upload your passport details, driving licence or bank details for verification. The companies doing the verification are the porn sites themselves. Nothing going to go wrong there either ! Pretty soon everyone will use VPN's. Whether to watch iFollow, catch-up tv (BBC) or watch porn. These are just three things off the top of my head. There are probably many more. What is iFollow and catch up TV? |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2019 9:20:58 GMT
It's a joke isn't it ! Another example of our politicians not having a friggin clue. Upload your passport details, driving licence or bank details for verification. The companies doing the verification are the porn sites themselves. Nothing going to go wrong there either ! Pretty soon everyone will use VPN's. Whether to watch iFollow, catch-up tv (BBC) or watch porn. These are just three things off the top of my head. There are probably many more. What is iFollow and catch up TV? Hugo - They are very small parts of what we call the 21st Century. You are welcome to come and join us. |
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Apr 1, 2019 9:22:08 GMT
What is iFollow and catch up TV? Hugo - They are very small parts of what we call the 21st Century. You are welcome to come and join us. No thanks, I'll stick with the porn.  |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2019 10:50:16 GMT
Hugo - They are very small parts of what we call the 21st Century. You are welcome to come and join us. No thanks, I'll stick with the porn. You do realise that you'll end up sat in some dank smokey room with Baggins and Bolders, watching porn. You will reach rock bottom the moment you hear Baggins say, "this is living the dream eh lads!". |
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