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Post by Cantankerous Gas on Oct 23, 2014 7:38:45 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2014 7:43:36 GMT
Looks like he ruffled some feathers.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2014 7:44:35 GMT
If he keeps that up he could be hauled up in front of the beak.
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Post by Dirt Dogg on Oct 23, 2014 7:44:51 GMT
You couldn't make it up!! Looks like he needs his belly clipped as well...
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2014 7:45:06 GMT
Looks like things TERNed ugly.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2014 7:45:54 GMT
He shouldn't duck responsibility.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2014 7:49:09 GMT
you lot should be ashamed with your fowl comments....
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2014 7:49:17 GMT
I'll get my coat...
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2014 7:51:58 GMT
I cant work out what direction to go in.... its eiderdown or up....
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2014 8:02:14 GMT
I went into a restaurant once and ordered duck....
I couldn't believe the size of the bill.... quack quack....
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2014 8:19:29 GMT
I went into a shop in Amsterdam once because they had a few decent birds on offer.... it turned out to be a butchers
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2014 8:34:08 GMT
a chicken was laid in bed next to an egg....
the chicken was miserable and the egg was smiling merrily....
the egg said "I guess I've answered that old question"....
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2014 9:28:14 GMT
A man goes into a pet shop and sees a duck tap-dancing on an upturned flowerpot. The man buys the duck for a fiver and takes it home. Next day he rings up the pet shop to complain. ‘This duck has been sitting on my kitchen table for hours,’ says the man. ‘It hasn’t danced a single step.’ The pet shop owner replies, ‘Did you remember to light the candle under the flowerpot?'
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Post by wutangkillerbees on Oct 23, 2014 9:30:38 GMT
Do that down the mem and he'd be doing bird in HMP Horfield
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Post by peterparker on Oct 23, 2014 10:13:24 GMT
and none of you mentioned the saggy Tits
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Post by baggins on Oct 23, 2014 11:00:00 GMT
A man goes into a pet shop and sees a duck tap-dancing on an upturned flowerpot. The man buys the duck for a fiver and takes it home. Next day he rings up the pet shop to complain. ‘This duck has been sitting on my kitchen table for hours,’ says the man. ‘It hasn’t danced a single step.’ The pet shop owner replies, ‘Did you remember to light the candle under the flowerpot?' Just stop it.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2014 11:30:20 GMT
What do you call a duck that’s been dead for a week? A humming bird.
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Post by baggins on Oct 23, 2014 11:33:11 GMT
What do you call a duck that’s been dead for a week? A humming bird. Please stop.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2014 12:13:37 GMT
why did the chicken cross the road???
because the beer was crap in the supporters bar so he went to the welly....
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2014 12:18:03 GMT
I was sat out in the garden today with the wife and her mother, having a few drinks. When out of nowhere a seagull flew overhead and poo'd on the mother-in-laws head.
The wife jumped up and said, "Don't worry I'll get some toilet paper."
I said, "Sit down, by the time you get back the bird will be flipping miles away."
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