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Post by olskooltoteender on Jun 13, 2019 19:09:48 GMT
Go on - I’ll start:
“He’s big,
He’s strong,
His name is very long,
JVS . . . JVS . . .”
Over to you . . .
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2019 19:16:55 GMT
Holland’s number 1! Holland’s, hollands number 1! 😜
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Post by baggins on Jun 13, 2019 19:23:08 GMT
Give us a 'J'....
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Post by curlywurly on Jun 13, 2019 19:33:55 GMT
Just sing his name to the tune of "La Donna e mobile"
Nice and cultured!
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Post by Antonio Fargas on Jun 13, 2019 19:36:09 GMT
After Georgy Girl
Hey there, Jordi Boy
Standing in your box without the ball
No-one in the crowd could ever see the centre forward there
[under 12s and women only] inside you
Hey there, Jordi Boy
Why do all the team just pass you by?
Could it be you're just a goalkeeper in a green (or orange) shirt?
[under 12s and women only] You're always available but never get a decent pass
So leave your box behind and run up field
[under 12s and women only] a little bit
Hey there, Jordi Boy
There's another Jordi deep inside
Bring out the striker that you hide and, oh, what a change there'd be
The world would see a Number 9
[Need to get all the decent whistlers together in the middle of the Blackthorn for the whistled verse here]
Hey there, Jordi Boy
Dreaming of the forward you could be
Life is a reality, you can't always stay in goal
Don't be so scared of going up for the odd corner
It's time for jumping in the opponent's box
[under 12s and women only] a little bit
Hey there, Jordi Boy
There's another Jordi deep inside
Put on the shooting boots you hide and, oh, what a change there'd be
The world would see a decent striker
Wake up, Jordi Boy
(Hey there, Jordi Boy)
Wake up, Jordi Boy
(Hey there, Jordi Boy)
Wake up, Jordi Boy
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2019 19:39:19 GMT
We can’t sing his name!!!
We can’t sing his nnnnnaaaammmmmeeeee!!!!
Jordi Van (silence)
We can’t sing his name!!!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2019 19:40:25 GMT
Ohhhh arrrr he’s the Dutchman!!
Ohhh arrrr he’s the Dutchman!!!
Etc
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2019 19:42:50 GMT
He dives to his left!!!
He dives to his rrrrriiiigggggghhhhttttt!
Our Flying Dutchman!
Will save them all night!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2019 19:44:57 GMT
Pronounced like yordy FYI
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Post by badengas on Jun 13, 2019 20:04:22 GMT
When we're playing our new all possession game out from the back via THD
Pass the Dutchy on the left hand side
Pass the Dutchy on the left hand side
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Post by Rod1883 on Jun 13, 2019 20:20:45 GMT
When we're playing our new all possession game out from the back via THD Pass the Dutchy on the left hand side Pass the Dutchy on the left hand side Sounds to me too much like an invitation to score against him |
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Post by mjhgas on Jun 13, 2019 20:27:32 GMT
Week 1: He's big, he's tall, he's coming for the ball.....JVS.
Week 2: He's big, he's tall, he cannot build a wall.....
Week 3: He's big, he's tall, he cannot catch a ball.....
End of season: He's big, he's tall, he's joining Millwall.....
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Post by singupgas on Jun 14, 2019 1:42:29 GMT
Ohhhh Jordi van Shottstopper...
White Stripes Seven Nation Army.
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Post by yattongas on Jun 14, 2019 6:28:26 GMT
Saw a witty one on twitter.....
You’re not getting a song,
You’re not getting a sing,
Jordi van stappershoef,
You’re name is too long !
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Post by William Wilson on Jun 14, 2019 6:32:46 GMT
He`s big, he`s bald
We`re not sure what he`s called..
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Post by rememberhalifax on Jun 14, 2019 7:47:12 GMT
ooh r for schostopper
ooh r for the schotstopper
and so on
AKA ooh r for the Latvian
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Post by eastville1966 on Jun 14, 2019 7:53:06 GMT
That should take us through the first 45 minutes. Any ideas for a song for the second half? |
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Post by badengas on Jun 14, 2019 8:22:45 GMT
When we're playing our new all possession game out from the back via THD Pass the Dutchy on the left hand side Pass the Dutchy on the left hand side Sounds to me too much like an invitation to score against him Sorry, hadn't thought this through. |
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Post by chewbacca on Jun 14, 2019 8:38:03 GMT
Magic, Mystery, walking through the forest,
Together we have the inclination something isn't right,
Slowly a small fox comes and rises on his hind legs,
Lasers come out of his eyes and we die together.
Do, do, do, do, Jordi van Schottstopper.
To the tune of I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred.
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Post by Wembley_Gas on Jun 14, 2019 12:33:15 GMT
We’ve got Josh Hare
We’ve got Josh Ha-a-a-r-e
JVS’s got no hair
But we’ve got Josh Hare
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