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Post by miamigas on Dec 4, 2014 13:32:52 GMT
He's The Man. UTG!
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Post by cagastrophy on Dec 4, 2014 15:23:43 GMT
He's actually a lot smaller than you think
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Post by Dirt Dogg on Dec 4, 2014 15:44:48 GMT
He's big downstairs.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2014 15:53:21 GMT
just as well.... rumour has it he lives in a bungalow....
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2014 15:58:06 GMT
just as well.... rumour has it he lives in a bungalow.... And his knob lives in the basement.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2014 15:59:36 GMT
just as well.... rumour has it he lives in a bungalow.... And his knob lives in the basement. depends on if the other rumour that he's got a pet python are correct....
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Post by LJG on Dec 4, 2014 16:34:00 GMT
I've heard that DC has to trap him under a glass with a piece of card before games then sort of shoo him out of it as they go down the tunnel.
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Post by Dirt Dogg on Dec 4, 2014 17:29:02 GMT
Apparently he lives in Thornbury?
So many people see him in Tesco! I'm so jealous!
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Post by mehewmagic on Dec 4, 2014 17:30:33 GMT
It's not the size of the man with the beard, its the size of the beard with the man that matters. Hugo; the Eric Cantona of gaschat
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Post by mehewmagic on Dec 4, 2014 17:31:45 GMT
Apparently he lives in Thornbury? So many people see him in Tesco! I'm so jealous! trouble is everyone thinks he works on the fish counter
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2014 18:46:02 GMT
I heard he was the inspiration behind Leonardo's Perpetual Motion Engine.
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Post by cagastrophy on Dec 4, 2014 20:22:43 GMT
I hear he has the singing voice of an angel
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2014 20:35:33 GMT
By all accounts he put the bop in the bop-shu-wop.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2014 20:42:38 GMT
By all accounts he put the bop in the bop-shu-wop. Then, for an encore he put the Wham in the Wham-a-lam-a-ding-dong
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Post by mehewmagic on Dec 4, 2014 22:04:31 GMT
By all accounts he put the bop in the bop-shu-wop. Then, for an encore he put the Wham in the Wham-a-lam-a-ding-dong and then said wham, bam, thank you mam.
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Post by mehewmagic on Dec 4, 2014 22:09:41 GMT
I hear he has the singing voice of an angel that is probably the funniest thing i have ever read on here :-)
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2014 9:59:22 GMT
Rumor has it that his buttocks are so firm, he can crack wallnuts with them.
I'm less sure how he found this out.
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Post by Mark Ash on Dec 5, 2014 10:20:03 GMT
They say he was born from the unfolding petals of a tulip.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2014 10:23:30 GMT
They say that a sigh from him can make the blossom fall from trees in Springtime.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2014 10:46:09 GMT
I heard he headbutted an 'orse.
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