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Post by spiess1 on Jun 18, 2021 5:29:26 GMT
tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito. Classy. NOT. Your Latin is so vulgar
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2021 5:42:45 GMT
I'm really disappointed that they didnt meet my expectations of having everything completed within 24hours. Failed promises and lost opportunities. Apparently the Romans put taxes on everything and stole my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandmother's cabbages and beetroot.... My great great great great great grandmother never got over it according to my grandmother.... Roman blood eh gregs? That explains the nose.
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Post by Gassy on Jun 18, 2021 5:50:51 GMT
They built a marvellous amphitheatre at Pompeii so that David Gilmour could play there later. Must be doing something right…….. Still in better shape than the Mem as well Bring back the Romans!
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Post by gulfofaden on Jun 18, 2021 6:00:06 GMT
However, if you think this kind of taunting is enough to dishearten me Now go away or I shell taunt you a second time. You silly English knig-ots. I fart in your general direction.
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Post by Marshy on Jun 18, 2021 6:08:50 GMT
However, if you think this kind of taunting is enough to dishearten me Now go away or I shell taunt you a second time. You silly English knig-ots. I fart in your general direction. I bet he smells of elderberry.
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Post by gulfofaden on Jun 18, 2021 8:09:29 GMT
tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito. Classy. NOT. Your Latin is so vulgar Now write it out 1000 times or I’ll cut your bollocks off
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Post by matealotblue on Jun 18, 2021 8:15:49 GMT
They built a marvellous amphitheatre at Pompeii so that David Gilmour could play there later. Must be doing something right…….. Still in better shape than the Mem as well Bring back the Romans! Well, if I remember correctly, there used to be an advertisement for Roman Glass at the Mem…….not sure if that is of any significance?
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Post by LJG on Jun 18, 2021 8:41:39 GMT
Still in better shape than the Mem as well Bring back the Romans! Well, if I remember correctly, there used to be an advertisement for Roman Glass at the Mem…….not sure if that is of any significance? 1990/91 shirt sponsors.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2021 9:45:32 GMT
Thought this was about bath city for a moment...
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Post by LJG on Jun 18, 2021 10:47:22 GMT
Well, I’m flattered that I’m worth so much to make a parody thread about, I really am. However, if you think this kind of taunting is enough to dishearten me and to stop me posting my legitimate opinions, you are most certainly wrong. tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito. Come on, this thread is hilarious. Surely even you can see the funny side? If you can't, there is a serious point to be made here: The Roman Empire collapsed in the early fifth century. At the time the people living on the island we now call Britain lived and worshipped in stone buildings, had running water, functioning sewage systems, heated public baths, drank wine and used olive oil. In the last years of the Roman Empire the army was removed to defend the middle east and Britain saw a collapse politically and in quality of life that would not recover for centuries. When the saxons arrived in the late sixth/early seventh century (two hundred years later) people were living in mud huts with no public governance. Politically things didn't recover for about four hundred years when Alfred the Great came along in the ninth century. Things calmed down a bit after the Norman invasion of 1066 but in terms of day to day amenities and quality of life things really didn't get back to where they were until the middle ages - early Tudor times in the 15th century. Nearly one thousand years later! So, although they didn't bring about the fall of the Roman Empire (as I'm sure the mighty gasheads.org with Swissgas leading the charge won't bring about the fall of Wael) there were peoples living here, the Picts and the Pretons (or Britons - from the latin Pretani meaning "Tattooed savage") who put up "Romans Out" banners at Aylesford away. Once they got their wish they were at leisure to regret it for the next thousand years ...
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Post by matealotblue on Jun 18, 2021 10:52:33 GMT
Well, I’m flattered that I’m worth so much to make a parody thread about, I really am. However, if you think this kind of taunting is enough to dishearten me and to stop me posting my legitimate opinions, you are most certainly wrong. tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito. Come on, this thread is hilarious. Surely even you can see the funny side? If you can't, there is a serious point to be made here: The Roman Empire collapsed in the early fifth century. At the time the people living on the island we now call Britain lived and worshipped in stone buildings, had running water, functioning sewage systems, heated public baths, drank wine and used olive oil. In the last years of the Roman Empire the army was removed to defend the middle east and Britain saw a collapse politically and in quality of life that would not recover for centuries. When the saxons arrived in the late sixth/early seventh century (two hundred years later) people were living in mud huts with no public governance. Politically things didn't recover for about four hundred years when Alfred the Great came along in the ninth century. Things calmed down a bit after the Norman invasion of 1066 but in terms of day to day amenities and quality of life things really didn't get back to where they were until the middle ages - early Tudor times in the 15th century. Nearly one thousand years later! So, although they didn't bring about the fall of the Roman Empire (as I'm sure the mighty gasheads.org with Swissgas leading the charge won't bring about the fall of Wael) there were peoples living here, the Picts and the Pretons (or Britons - from the latin Pretani meaning "Tattooed savage") who put up "Romans Out" banners at Aylesford away. Once they got their wish they were at leisure to regret it for the next thousand years ... That’s all well and good but where was Delia when Alfred needed some help with his cakes?
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Post by Gassy on Jun 18, 2021 10:55:12 GMT
I do love pre-season gaschat
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Post by LJG on Jun 18, 2021 10:56:35 GMT
Come on, this thread is hilarious. Surely even you can see the funny side? If you can't, there is a serious point to be made here: The Roman Empire collapsed in the early fifth century. At the time the people living on the island we now call Britain lived and worshipped in stone buildings, had running water, functioning sewage systems, heated public baths, drank wine and used olive oil. In the last years of the Roman Empire the army was removed to defend the middle east and Britain saw a collapse politically and in quality of life that would not recover for centuries. When the saxons arrived in the late sixth/early seventh century (two hundred years later) people were living in mud huts with no public governance. Politically things didn't recover for about four hundred years when Alfred the Great came along in the ninth century. Things calmed down a bit after the Norman invasion of 1066 but in terms of day to day amenities and quality of life things really didn't get back to where they were until the middle ages - early Tudor times in the 15th century. Nearly one thousand years later! So, although they didn't bring about the fall of the Roman Empire (as I'm sure the mighty gasheads.org with Swissgas leading the charge won't bring about the fall of Wael) there were peoples living here, the Picts and the Pretons (or Britons - from the latin Pretani meaning "Tattooed savage") who put up "Romans Out" banners at Aylesford away. Once they got their wish they were at leisure to regret it for the next thousand years ... That’s all well and good but where was Delia when Alfred needed some help with his cakes? He'll never live that down. Imagine that ... the first king of England and people won't stop going on about some burnt cakes. Wael must know how he feels!
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Post by lpgas1 on Jun 18, 2021 15:18:08 GMT
Outside investor….. how about that Roman Ambramovich ? Pontius Pirate. Only qualified to fly a cesna
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Post by matealotblue on Jun 18, 2021 15:34:11 GMT
Only qualified to fly a cesna Surely as a Pirate he would only qualify to fly the Skull and Crossbones….🏴☠️ ?
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Post by syg on Jun 18, 2021 16:03:19 GMT
Unfortunately slavery is now frowned upon.
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Jun 18, 2021 17:07:36 GMT
Unfortunately slavery is now frowned upon. Unfortunately?
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Post by spiess1 on Jun 18, 2021 17:12:02 GMT
Unfortunately slavery is now frowned upon. And racism. Although all rhodes lead to Rome.
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Post by gregsy on Jun 18, 2021 17:25:56 GMT
Well, if I remember correctly, there used to be an advertisement for Roman Glass at the Mem…….not sure if that is of any significance? 1990/91 shirt sponsors. Now shirt sponsors of Manor Farm.... This ones a couple of years old but I love it....
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Post by warehamgas on Jun 18, 2021 18:59:49 GMT
Well, I’m flattered that I’m worth so much to make a parody thread about, I really am. However, if you think this kind of taunting is enough to dishearten me and to stop me posting my legitimate opinions, you are most certainly wrong. tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito. Come on, this thread is hilarious. Surely even you can see the funny side? If you can't, there is a serious point to be made here: The Roman Empire collapsed in the early fifth century. At the time the people living on the island we now call Britain lived and worshipped in stone buildings, had running water, functioning sewage systems, heated public baths, drank wine and used olive oil. In the last years of the Roman Empire the army was removed to defend the middle east and Britain saw a collapse politically and in quality of life that would not recover for centuries. When the saxons arrived in the late sixth/early seventh century (two hundred years later) people were living in mud huts with no public governance. Politically things didn't recover for about four hundred years when Alfred the Great came along in the ninth century. Things calmed down a bit after the Norman invasion of 1066 but in terms of day to day amenities and quality of life things really didn't get back to where they were until the middle ages - early Tudor times in the 15th century. Nearly one thousand years later! So, although they didn't bring about the fall of the Roman Empire (as I'm sure the mighty gasheads.org with Swissgas leading the charge won't bring about the fall of Wael) there were peoples living here, the Picts and the Pretons (or Britons - from the latin Pretani meaning "Tattooed savage") who put up "Romans Out" banners at Aylesford away. Once they got their wish they were at leisure to regret it for the next thousand years ... Everyone likes a history lesson! 😀😀😀 UTG!
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