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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2016 18:57:50 GMT
"SEND IT .... SEND IT" when I want a player to pass the ball.
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Post by paulpirate on Apr 17, 2016 19:00:28 GMT
Bang it ard...sorry are we still talking about the ladies bogs
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Post by 4evergas67 on Apr 17, 2016 19:08:22 GMT
"Just clear it for fu*ks sake" was my fav from yesterday.
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Post by socrates on Apr 17, 2016 19:14:11 GMT
" have a look" So frustrating when players don't look up before they pass it and then it goes astray.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2016 19:15:40 GMT
WHAT THE F##k IS THA.........AAH GOOD BALL
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Post by Antonio Fargas on Apr 17, 2016 19:16:45 GMT
WHAT THE F##k IS THA.........AAH GOOD BALL Yeah, or related, 'yep, yep, yep, yep, sh**.'
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Post by c4h10 on Apr 17, 2016 19:38:59 GMT
I have to admit to "Oops, funnel back, lads" whenever an attack breaks down - but it's meant to be a joke and I try not to say it too loudly. Think I've been doing that since Eastville days, so it may not be that funny, I suppose.
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Post by hpgas on Apr 17, 2016 20:04:31 GMT
Is anyone aware of an occasion where the baffling instructions issue by the faithful has actually changed the game? I shouted "tackle him for ****" to Lines at the Mansfield away game, he took the oppo right out and got a yellow card. I claim no credit, I was too far away but someone closer to the pitch must have thrown one of our players at some point?
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Post by althepirate on Apr 17, 2016 20:22:52 GMT
In the Blackthorn when we defend a corner 'Shut that Dam gate' and when we have one 'Open that Dam gate' every single corner.
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Post by Gasshole on Apr 17, 2016 20:26:16 GMT
There's a bloke that keeps yelling "get behind, get behind" He's usually hiding in the bushes on Kellaway Ave.
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Post by Okebournegas on Apr 17, 2016 21:05:18 GMT
'Don't ooooffffff it for f**ks sake' or " oi macca you gotta 50 pence piece 'ed !!!! " a few favs from the blackthorn end
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Post by Gasshole on Apr 17, 2016 21:44:10 GMT
I continually hear a woman yelling out "fkin Lady Garden, fkin Lady Garden" I thought the wife had tourettes but no, turns out i really am a fkin Lady Garden.
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Post by gaseous on Apr 17, 2016 22:20:42 GMT
In the Blackthorn when we defend a corner 'Shut that f**king gate' and when we have one 'Open that f**king gate' every single corner. That guy stands in front of me, he's a legend.
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Post by gaseous on Apr 17, 2016 22:23:57 GMT
We have a guy in the blackthorn who really gets worked up over bad ref decisions, whenever he gets animated he generally finishes with tosser, to which we all shout out a loud tosser.
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Post by baggins on Apr 18, 2016 5:46:29 GMT
No not him, sits about 5 rows behind me in the Dribuild and continually shouts 'switch it'. What the hell that means is anybody's guess. Not quite right, Baggins. Sometimes he shouts "Box it", and sometimes "Second ball" - but mostly "Switch it", it's true. Anyway, you should be so lucky. If, as you suggest, he is five rows behind you, that makes me four rows behind you (and directly in front of Mr. Switchit). Ha, yea, box it, second ball, brilliant. That's the fella.
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Post by baggins on Apr 18, 2016 5:51:55 GMT
Blimey, they're everywhere!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2016 5:56:15 GMT
Blimey, they're everywhere! And they are allowed to breed.......worrying.
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Post by tommym9 on Apr 18, 2016 6:31:19 GMT
I once sat down near the away end in the Dri-build and this old boy next to me was getting more and more angry and finally boiled over and yelled TACTICS!!!
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Post by beaver132 on Apr 18, 2016 7:09:01 GMT
Is anyone aware of an occasion where the baffling instructions issue by the faithful has actually changed the game? I shouted "tackle him for ****" to Lines at the Mansfield away game, he took the oppo right out and got a yellow card. I claim no credit, I was too far away but someone closer to the pitch must have thrown one of our players at some point? I may claim to that. at the mem many years ago, ball in midfield, runner to his right, loads of space, the midfielder hadn't looked up, I screamed 'on your right' very loudly, he looked up, pinged a pass, round the full back, goal! Even got a pat on the back from the guy next to me. Most of the time I just shout in abject horror or desperation. (not this season thankfully).
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Post by wrongsideoftheriver on Apr 18, 2016 7:09:40 GMT
There's a few in the blackthorn end that have made me laugh over the years.
'water poor ken' every mistake made resulted in him saying 'water poor that was ken' I don't think I ever heard 'Ken' speak!
Every time we had a free kick in the Trollop/LL era this one bloke would shout 'left or right' LEFT LEFT LEFT LEFT!!
The two annoying gobshites that use to shout ps4 control moves all game and giggle like teenage girls about it.
'In the mixer'
When we had Steve Phillips in goal and he went to grab his drink bottle 'Put some cider in their stevyyy'
I just like to moan when Ellis Harrison comes on and call him a sponge head or Macca AKA Mr whoosh!
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