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Post by wrongsideoftheriver on Jul 12, 2016 11:52:09 GMT
pwarr the far right for me please. I'll give you the best 2minutes of your life love! Christ, that long? Have you got Penile dysfunction or something, or are you just Superman?
I time it at 1 minute undressing 57 seconds foreplay and 3 seconds of magic.
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Post by oldgas on Jul 12, 2016 11:58:01 GMT
Right, time to prove that male chauvinism is alive and kicking.
I'll start with " Three WAGS hold a deep discussion on the best method for ironing their Men's soccer kit. The one on the right advocates ironing while its still damp whilst the middle one always uses a cool iron on dry kit.
Number one doesn't know what they're on about as her mum does it for her.
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Jul 12, 2016 12:02:35 GMT
pwarr the far right for me please. I'll give you the best 2minutes of your life love! Theresa May? Bold choice.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 12, 2016 12:04:43 GMT
Wonder if Nick Higgs would have been invited?
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Post by baggins on Jul 12, 2016 12:05:24 GMT
Christ, that long? Have you got Penile dysfunction or something, or are you just Superman?
I time it at 1 minute undressing 57 seconds foreplay and 3 seconds of magic.
And the pizza?
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Post by Henbury Gas on Jul 12, 2016 12:13:56 GMT
pwarr the far right for me please. I'll give you the best 2minutes of your life love! Christ, that long? Have you got Penile dysfunction or something, or are you just Superman? Na he is all mouth and trousers but he did put Viagra eye drops in to make himself look hard...
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Post by Deleted on Jul 12, 2016 14:35:00 GMT
Christ, that long? Have you got Penile dysfunction or something, or are you just Superman?
I time it at 1 minute undressing 57 seconds foreplay and 3 seconds of magic.
You undress? 57 seconds for foreplay? All you have to do is say, "brace yourself me babber" and that's foreplay.....or do you have a stutter? PS - No offence intended to anyone who has a speech impediment......it's just a joke.
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Post by peterparker on Jul 12, 2016 14:48:16 GMT
Isnt that Kelly Sotherton on the left?
She could probably beat most of you off up
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Post by miamigas on Jul 12, 2016 15:57:20 GMT
pwarr the far right for me please. I'll give you the best 2minutes of your life love! Christ, that long? Have you got Penile dysfunction or something, or are you just Superman? I'd give 'em the ol' lawn mower petrol routine.........2 strokes. UTG!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 12, 2016 16:40:43 GMT
Christ, that long? Have you got Penile dysfunction or something, or are you just Superman? I'd give 'em the ol' lawn mower petrol routine.........2 strokes. UTG! Huzzah!!! That's the spirit !
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Jul 13, 2016 9:32:17 GMT
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