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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2017 16:45:52 GMT
Just been on a train coming into Parkway with Lee Nichols sat opposite me. He had a suited gentleman with him who I can only assume was his agent. I saw them meet with someone whose appearance could only match Steve Hamer. Make of this what you will. Regards, Brisgas. Was he wearing his glasses?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2017 16:48:33 GMT
Just been on a train coming into Parkway with Lee Nichols sat opposite me. He had a suited gentleman with him who I can only assume was his agent. I saw them meet with someone whose appearance could only match Steve Hamer. Make of this what you will. Regards, Brisgas. Was he wearing his glasses? He got laser eye surgery and DC is bringing him back.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2017 17:10:19 GMT
So, supposing he is coming....... Knowing our luck, what is more likely to happen tonight: a) Plays an absolute blinder but is then stretchered off in the 85th minute with a suspected ACL injury. b) A jittery performance littered with uncharacteristic mistakes. Flaps at one cross too many late on and loses the match for Ipswich. c) An assured display but then inexplicably bites opposition striker late on in full view of the cameras and is now set for a lengthy ban. d) Routine win for Ipswich. We learn nothing about our new signing as he may as well have sat cross legged in the 6 yard box all game with a cup of tea and a crossword. e) Plays a sound game but just before signing on the dotted line he as a quick look on the forum, sees we've been letching over his wife and decides he'd sooner stay in Suffolk! f) Plays a blinder, we all think he's brilliant but then the OP posts on here it was all wind up as he's not heard anything about him signing for us. Congratulations to those choosing option F. Boldersgas will be seeing to you shortly.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2017 17:24:00 GMT
I'm in the toilet with the man in the suit he has assured me he is indeed a agent and the fee will be given after the next services. First time @nobbygas has been referred to as an agent... Can't be me. He said the bloke had a suit on. I only wear one for weddings and funerals.
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Post by You can call me Al. on Jan 18, 2017 17:43:37 GMT
First time @nobbygas has been referred to as an agent... Can't be me. He said the bloke had a suit on. I only wear one for weddings and funerals.Well the way folk are reacting to this signing you'd think someone had soddin died!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2017 20:01:01 GMT
So was this attention seeking tripe or was there any foundations in the post at all.
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Post by Gasshole on Jan 18, 2017 20:35:22 GMT
Just been on a train coming into Parkway. Stood at the bar was a tall bloke wearing gloves and glasses. He kept yelling out " send it" & " away, away". He also dropped his sausage roll on the floor several times and fumbled his cappuccino. He was with another bloke who was wearing a fez and lederhosens. Make of that what you will, neither of them got off the train.
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Jan 18, 2017 20:36:38 GMT
Just been on a train coming into Parkway. Stood at the bar was a tall bloke wearing gloves and glasses. He kept yelling out " send it" & " away, away". He also dropped his sausage roll on the floor several times and fumbled his cappuccino. He was with another bloke who was wearing a fez and lederhosens. Make of that what you will, neither of them got off the train. Pretty sure I know who the w**ker in the fez was....
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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2017 20:43:30 GMT
Just been on a train coming into Parkway. Stood at the bar was a tall bloke wearing gloves and glasses. He kept yelling out " send it" & " away, away". He also dropped his sausage roll on the floor several times and fumbled his cappuccino. He was with another bloke who was wearing a fez and lederhosens. Make of that what you will, neither of them got off the train. Pretty sure I know who the w**ker in the fez was.... Tommy Cooper? Well at least he fitted the required height criteria set by this forum.
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Post by Gasshole on Jan 18, 2017 21:08:01 GMT
I also saw someone with a sewing machine, and another guy with a small monkey hanging around the toilets. There was a chap in first class fixing a computer who kept giving me a knowing nod, and a bloke trying to start a fight with himself. The ticket collector asked everyone on the train " is it today". They all got off at Parkway gesticulating wildly at the man wearing a fez, as the train pulled away. Fkin bizarre , it was like a Tarantino movie. mushroom anyone?
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Post by Briz Red on Jan 18, 2017 21:09:46 GMT
Gerkin was a top keeper for us, when we underservedly triumphed 0-1 at Forest once he was unbelievable, an incredible performance.
But hats off to Palace fans for their "You're just the sh** in the burger" chant at him....
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Post by Gasshole on Jan 19, 2017 5:20:51 GMT
Not a pickle I relish.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 26, 2017 13:42:34 GMT
Latest rumour from someone in the know that the club are after Dean Gerkin now Ipswich Town, once of the Dark Side. Currently 2nd choice at Ipswich but played fair number of 1st team games in the last couple of years, early thirtys so quite experienced. Discuss!! See Ipswich have trigger extension clause in his contract so quess he's off the shopping list if we cannot get a further loan with Lumley.
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Post by Marshy on Apr 26, 2017 14:03:28 GMT
Latest rumour from someone in the know that the club are after Dean Gerkin now Ipswich Town, once of the Dark Side. Currently 2nd choice at Ipswich but played fair number of 1st team games in the last couple of years, early thirtys so quite experienced. Discuss!! See Ipswich have trigger extension clause in his contract so quess he's off the shopping list if we can get a further loan with Lumley. Oh we'll never mind I didn't like his missus much anyway she was as flat as a pancake, you would have to roll her over 3 or 4 times to make sure you had her the right way around.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 26, 2017 14:38:32 GMT
WYHHB?
Edit: sorry wrong thread
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Post by axegas on Apr 26, 2017 14:43:19 GMT
Latest rumour from someone in the know that the club are after Dean Gerkin now Ipswich Town, once of the Dark Side. Currently 2nd choice at Ipswich but played fair number of 1st team games in the last couple of years, early thirtys so quite experienced. Discuss!! See Ipswich have trigger extension clause in his contract so quess he's off the shopping list if we cannot get a further loan with Lumley. They may have done that so that they can get a fee for him in the summer.
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Post by scoobydoogas on Apr 26, 2017 15:47:59 GMT
See Ipswich have trigger extension clause in his contract so quess he's off the shopping list if we can get a further loan with Lumley. Oh we'll never mind I didn't like his missus much anyway she was as flat as a pancake, you would have to roll her over 3 or 4 times to make sure you had her the right way around. Rolling her in a bag of flour will normally give you a clue
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Post by Deleted on Apr 26, 2017 15:53:45 GMT
Oh we'll never mind I didn't like his missus much anyway she was as flat as a pancake, you would have to roll her over 3 or 4 times to make sure you had her the right way around. Rolling her in a bag of flour will normally give you a clue I'm worried about what he considers to be the 'right way round' !
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Post by Marshy on Apr 26, 2017 16:25:59 GMT
Rolling her in a bag of flour will normally give you a clue I'm worried about what he considers to be the 'right way round' ! This is all going tits up! See there a clue there nobby.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 26, 2017 16:47:09 GMT
I'm worried about what he considers to be the 'right way round' ! This is all going tits up! See there a clue there nobby. As I said, it all depends on what you consider to be the 'right way round'
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