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Post by oldgas on Apr 25, 2017 17:06:26 GMT
Over on One Turd they have started a thread titled "How do you spot a Gas Head". There then follows a number of witty suggestions.
Now they think they are safe they feel able to take the p1ss out of us. Not many weeks ago they were running polls on who their next manager should be, berating the Rosy cheeked lady Garden for not sacking the Squeaking Midget and hanging banners outside the ground and across the roads demanding he be fired. What a bunch of Tnucs!
People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. So let's play a little game as well.
How do you spot a Sh1thead? Because he/she will be surrounded by a swarm of flies
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Post by axegas on Apr 25, 2017 17:08:09 GMT
They have a tag around their ankles.
Beating the sh** out of an away supporter?
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Post by Marshy on Apr 25, 2017 17:14:42 GMT
They smell of sh**; So that blind people can hate them as well.
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Post by singupgas on Apr 25, 2017 17:21:20 GMT
I drove through bedminster and saw one wearing this horrible red shirt, that resmbled a used sanitry towel, looked like it hadn't been worn since September of last year when they were going to walk the league.
To be honest he looked like he hadn't washed since September of last year.
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Post by scoobydoogas on Apr 25, 2017 17:39:37 GMT
They are walking around Bedminster is a dozy f**ked up state cos they are looking for the one brain cell that they collectively share. If only they hadn't lost it.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2017 17:49:38 GMT
A sheed - When your brother-in-law is also your uncle.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2017 17:51:49 GMT
You know you're a sheed when.....You stand under the Misteletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny to walk by.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2017 17:55:05 GMT
Baseball cap. They love them, bless them, even old blokes wear baseball caps.
We have the odd one, but boy do they like baseball caps.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2017 17:58:00 GMT
You know you're a sheed when.....You can't get married to your girlfriend because it's against the law.
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Post by yategas78 on Apr 25, 2017 18:03:37 GMT
They all look alike due to uncles shagging nieces, brothers their sisters etc etc one big happy family literally!!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2017 18:14:33 GMT
You know you are a shithead when a family roast does not involve food.
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Post by yategas78 on Apr 25, 2017 18:18:14 GMT
You know your a Shithead when you can't stop following the GASCHAT Forum!!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2017 18:22:59 GMT
You know a shithead because they wear mittens as there aren't enough fingers in a pair of gloves.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2017 18:24:18 GMT
You know you're a shithead when you go to the tip, and come home with more than you took !
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Post by Dirt Dogg on Apr 25, 2017 18:26:25 GMT
Welcome to One Team In Bristol...
Where we constantly talk about the other team in Bristol
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2017 18:28:18 GMT
You know you're a shithead when you go Christmas shopping for your mum, sister and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one present.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2017 18:29:51 GMT
You can spot them a mile off as they are generally the only people in Bristol who are currently shouting from the rooftops about how great Matty Taylor is - thinking we believe it and it upsets us - when in reality they know he has been dogsh#t in the Championship and is already on borrowed time.
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Post by scoobydoogas on Apr 25, 2017 18:48:46 GMT
You know you're a shithead when you look in the dustbin for summat to eat, and find a dead cat and think it's a treat.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2017 18:51:16 GMT
They all look alike due to uncles shagging nieces, brothers their sisters etc etc one big happy family literally!! I must admit I do see a disturbing facial resemblance when studying images of their crowd at home games, too few attend away games to provide a representative sample, which could well support your hypothesis.
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Post by stuart1974 on Apr 25, 2017 19:04:38 GMT
Did anyone see the One Show yesterday? They did a feature on robins, apparently they are actually nasty, vicious creatures just looking for a fight especially and including amongst themselves.
Any similarity is just a coincidence.......honest!
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