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Post by scoobydoogas on Apr 28, 2017 14:59:24 GMT
If they grab my lethal weapon with cold hands it's likely to go off
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2017 15:12:23 GMT
I have a comb which is disguised as a flick knife. I think I will take this to the game so they think they have nailed a troublemaker.
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Apr 28, 2017 15:24:30 GMT
Better not take along my 10 inch black mamba I bring along to most home games then I'll get it in.
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Post by clockendgas on Apr 28, 2017 17:17:29 GMT
If you stick it down you boxers your fine, never had one squeeze me balls yet, and no im not hoping they do before you ask.
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Post by rovers5charlton5 on Apr 28, 2017 17:22:58 GMT
They used to do this at Twerton occasionally. They'll choose choke points, probably at the main gates, and the poluce will frisk people there.
It never slowed things down too much
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Post by Marshy on Apr 28, 2017 17:25:35 GMT
They used to do this at Twerton occasionally. They'll choose choke points, probably at the main gates, and the poluce will frisk people there. It never slowed things down too much Who's the poluce is that some sort of triad gang?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2017 17:29:52 GMT
They used to do this at Twerton occasionally. They'll choose choke points, probably at the main gates, and the poluce will frisk people there. It never slowed things down too much Who's the poluce is that some sort of triad gang? I don't wish to alarm anyone.....but Bolders is doing the searching.........
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Post by clockendgas on Apr 28, 2017 17:31:51 GMT
Who's the poluce is that some sort of triad gang? I don't wish to alarm anyone.....but Bolders is doing the searching......... well i hope hes got clean latex gloves, and some lube
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Post by Marshy on Apr 28, 2017 17:32:31 GMT
Who's the poluce is that some sort of triad gang? I don't wish to alarm anyone.....but Bolders is doing the searching......... Is he on the lookout for 10 inch black mambas?
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Post by yategas78 on Apr 28, 2017 18:42:22 GMT
Better put me best undies on then!!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2017 18:53:59 GMT
Better put me best undies on then!! Undies? You posh git.
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Post by rovers5charlton5 on Apr 28, 2017 18:56:57 GMT
They used to do this at Twerton occasionally. They'll choose choke points, probably at the main gates, and the poluce will frisk people there. It never slowed things down too much Who's the poluce is that some sort of triad gang? Yes, and they employ vigorous frisking techniques!
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Apr 28, 2017 19:41:05 GMT
I don't wish to alarm anyone.....but Bolders is doing the searching......... well i hope hes got clean latex gloves, and some lube Never leaves home without it.
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Post by Somersetgas on Apr 28, 2017 20:43:12 GMT
Is starting to get a bit embarrassing Beginning to sound like a tin pot Yeovil tbh
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Post by LJG on Apr 28, 2017 21:00:56 GMT
How am I supposed to bring my lucky hatchet now? That's brought us three seasons of good football that has.
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Post by gregsy on Apr 28, 2017 21:08:23 GMT
How am I supposed to bring my lucky hatchet now? That's brought us three seasons of good football that has. was thinking along the same lines.... might now have to leave my lucky crow-bar at home.... but how am I supposed to activate the soap dispensers in the west enclosure loos without it?
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Post by Blackbeard on Apr 28, 2017 21:15:48 GMT
I hope I get frisked by the fat ginger lady steward that works on the west side
Hell me piece has a heft now and it's only fri night
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Post by Gasshole on Apr 28, 2017 21:20:38 GMT
Who's the poluce is that some sort of triad gang? I don't wish to alarm anyone.....but Bolders is doing the searching.........
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Post by strads1983 on Apr 28, 2017 21:49:31 GMT
Lets hope the checks are more thorough than at spurs!😂
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Post by jerrythegas on Apr 28, 2017 22:16:09 GMT
A great way of not getting searched is to walk in backwards........they will think you are coming out.
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