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Post by Deleted on May 15, 2017 19:52:16 GMT
How often have you had to have her professionally cleaned? You mean you have to empty them? Would explain the 10 stone weight gain mind. Now that is bloody realistic ! |
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Post by Hugo the Elder on May 15, 2017 20:24:32 GMT
For the love of God, why oh why would anyone want a sex doll that bloody talks ! This was obviously designed by a woman. If it was designed by a woman it would be a talking doll, not a sex doll. |
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Post by BishopstonBRFC on May 15, 2017 21:20:59 GMT
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Post by Marshy on May 16, 2017 6:12:01 GMT
For the love of God, why oh why would anyone want a sex doll that bloody talks ! This was obviously designed by a woman. If it was designed by a woman it would be a talking doll, not a sex doll. If it was designed by a woman it would have a 10 inch cock, or I suppose if you blew it up inside out it would still have a 10 inch cock. |
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2017 6:39:09 GMT
If it was designed by a woman it would be a talking doll, not a sex doll. If it was designed by a woman it would have a 10 inch main sail, or I suppose if you blew it up inside out it would still have a 10 inch main sail. But a 10" cock is normal isn't it? |
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Post by Marshy on May 16, 2017 6:44:07 GMT
If it was designed by a woman it would have a 10 inch main sail, or I suppose if you blew it up inside out it would still have a 10 inch main sail. But a 10" main sail is normal isn't it? If you fold it in half, yes. |
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Post by Marshy on May 16, 2017 10:49:54 GMT
I know!!! I've only just read this f**king unbelievable, she didn't realise it was illegal yeah right. I cant understand how she escaped a jail sentence and there's no mention of her not being allowed to keep pets in the future unless I've missed that bit? So she can just keep an Alsatian as a f**k buddy what sort of world are we living in? Bizarre! The judge must have been barking not to put her away if not in jail at least in a lunatic asylum. |
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Post by baggins on May 16, 2017 10:54:02 GMT
I know!!! I've only just read this f**king unbelievable, she didn't realise it was illegal yeah right. I cant understand how she escaped a jail sentence and there's no mention of her not being allowed to keep pets in the future unless I've missed that bit? So she can just keep an Alsatian as a f**k buddy what sort of world are we living in? Bizarre! The judge must have been barking not to put her away if not in jail at least in a lunatic asylum. Because it's a Judge. No need to say anymore. |
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Post by scoobydoogas on May 16, 2017 11:06:34 GMT
I know!!! I've only just read this f**king unbelievable, she didn't realise it was illegal yeah right. I cant understand how she escaped a jail sentence and there's no mention of her not being allowed to keep pets in the future unless I've missed that bit? So she can just keep an Alsatian as a f**k buddy what sort of world are we living in? Bizarre! The judge must have been barking not to put her away if not in jail at least in a lunatic asylum. Maybe the judge and the defendant were both Masons  |
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Post by baggins on May 16, 2017 11:18:42 GMT
I know!!! I've only just read this f**king unbelievable, she didn't realise it was illegal yeah right. I cant understand how she escaped a jail sentence and there's no mention of her not being allowed to keep pets in the future unless I've missed that bit? So she can just keep an Alsatian as a f**k buddy what sort of world are we living in? Bizarre! The judge must have been barking not to put her away if not in jail at least in a lunatic asylum. Maybe the judge and the defendant were both Masons Not that you're picky. |
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Post by scoobydoogas on May 16, 2017 11:29:09 GMT
Or Oscar the St Bernard was actually the judge in fancy dress !!
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Post by Marshy on May 16, 2017 11:33:19 GMT
Or Oscar the St Bernard was actually the judge in fancy dress !! Oh yeah I forgot about Oscar the St Bernard, I bet he had some Hampton on him! Dirty bitch. |
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2017 15:18:24 GMT
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Down Boy"
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2017 15:37:50 GMT
Looking at her, you've got to feel some sympathy for the dogs.
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Post by scoobydoogas on May 16, 2017 15:56:37 GMT
Her family have disowned her. No sh** Sherlock. I never want to see you again and where's my Dam hamster gone.
The press have covered everything except suggest that she's a shithead season ticket holder.
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Post by Hugo the Elder on May 16, 2017 16:07:31 GMT
Her family have disowned her. No sh** Sherlock. I never want to see you again and where's my f**king hamster gone. The press have covered everything except suggest that she's a shithead season ticket holder. Pretty obvious she is. |
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Post by William Wilson on May 17, 2017 7:07:53 GMT
Ludovic Kennedy would have taken up her case. Ruff Justice.
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Post by scoobydoogas on May 18, 2017 11:35:53 GMT
Anyway, I don't know what all the fuss is about. Cliff Richard was singing his heart out about these blow up Living Dolls back in the 60's.
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Post by baggins on May 18, 2017 11:53:22 GMT
Anyway, I don't know what all the fuss is about. Cliff Richard was singing his heart out about these blow up Living Dolls back in the 60's. Then he met Sue Barker. |
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Post by Marshy on May 18, 2017 12:05:20 GMT
Anyway, I don't know what all the fuss is about. Cliff Richard was singing his heart out about these blow up Living Dolls back in the 60's. Then he met Sue Barker. Poor girl she didn't know which way to turn. |
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