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Post by gasstrictband on Jun 25, 2017 10:51:52 GMT
Stand Up And Shout, The Tubes.
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Post by Marshy on Jun 25, 2017 11:02:40 GMT
No it was a water take .... and happens from three or four every time. So boys you win as it clearly gets you off and to be honest it just makes me think why bother Posting anything just to be shot down by people who supposedly support the same team as me ... How dare you call us Sh1!heads!
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Post by gasstrictband on Jun 25, 2017 11:17:54 GMT
Your Riding High In April Shot Down In May.
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Post by badengas on Jun 25, 2017 11:48:01 GMT
I like this post but I like the hop post too. I don't think I know anyone else on the forum so I'm confused as to what to say next. As Harry Hill would say, there's only one way to find out..........
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Post by oldgas on Jun 25, 2017 12:39:52 GMT
Took the grand kids to legoland and who should i bump into? none other than steve lansdown with his grand kids. His grand kids behaved quite badly to be honest pushing other kids out of the way to go on the rides and screaming when they didnt get their own way. But i must say steve was lovely and we chatted for hours about absolutely f**k all. Anyway at the end of the day we walked back our cars and steve noticed that on my 1999 citroen saxo back window was a bristol rovers badge and he roared with laughter. I said "whats so funny dick head?" Then i could see tears welling up in his eyes and he blustered "how is it i spend millions but the players are crap and dont seem to care" but your team always seem to give everything despite almost no money spent on them?" I just said "we have darrell clarke and we are bristol rovers and were coming for you" got into my saxo and drove off. I just thought this little story would make a change from all the transfer frustration and help people to realise even billionaires are human beings. This has made it onto One Turd. They even think we believe it. How very strange they all are. Does anyone know why they obsess themselves about DC? Is it jealousy? The latest imaginative insult appears to be a strange notion that he carries out acts of beastiality with canines. Look, I know that, together with every conceivable form of female relative, sexual intercourse with dogs is normal practice on the South Bristol estates, but please don't imagine it's common anywhere else in Bristol.
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Post by inee on Jun 25, 2017 16:09:06 GMT
Stand Up And Shout, The Tubes. Prefer dio meself
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Post by BishopstonBRFC on Jun 26, 2017 7:06:06 GMT
Took the grand kids to legoland and who should i bump into? none other than steve lansdown with his grand kids. His grand kids behaved quite badly to be honest pushing other kids out of the way to go on the rides and screaming when they didnt get their own way. But i must say steve was lovely and we chatted for hours about absolutely f**k all. Anyway at the end of the day we walked back our cars and steve noticed that on my 1999 citroen saxo back window was a bristol rovers badge and he roared with laughter. I said "whats so funny dick head?" Then i could see tears welling up in his eyes and he blustered "how is it i spend millions but the players are crap and dont seem to care" but your team always seem to give everything despite almost no money spent on them?" I just said "we have darrell clarke and we are bristol rovers and were coming for you" got into my saxo and drove off. I just thought this little story would make a change from all the transfer frustration and help people to realise even billionaires are human beings. This has made it onto One Turd. They even think we believe it. How very strange they all are. Does anyone know why they obsess themselves about DC? Is it jealousy? The latest imaginative insult appears to be a strange notion that he carries out acts of beastiality with canines. Look, I know that, together with every conceivable form of female relative, sexual intercourse with dogs is normal practice on the South Bristol estates, but please don't imagine it's common anywhere else in Bristol. To be fair they've been doing the "wanks off dogs" thing for a while. If that's the best they can do we've got nothing to worry about.
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Post by Henbury Gas on Jun 26, 2017 7:18:10 GMT
No it was a water take .... and happens from three or four every time. So boys you win as it clearly gets you off and to be honest it just makes me think why bother Posting anything just to be shot down by people who supposedly support the same team as me ... Because they are Sh1!heads
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Post by William Wilson on Jun 26, 2017 7:26:17 GMT
Took my grandkids to Disney World Florida, and you`ll never guess who we bumped into, while waiting to go on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride? It was the president of the United States, Donald Trump. I couldn`t believe it; the only tax avoider in the whole wide world bigger than Steve Lansdown, was just a few yards away. I wandered over to talk to him, and once his security guards had put their guns away and let me get back to my feet, we had a good long chat. We actually had something in common; I was born in Scotland, and he owns it. Anyway, I asked him if he was willing to put some money into the Gas, and he said it was a fracking brilliant idea. Sorted. F**k Matty Taylor. I can see Harry Kane playing up front for us next seson. I then told him that if he wanted to practice dropping another Mother Of All Bombs, I knew a really good target in South Bristol. Sadly, he already had a list of targets longer than Barack Obama`s dick. My family and I then went off in one direction, while his helicopter took him in another. But it just goes to show; even unstable maniacs with their finger on the nuclear button, are human beings too.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2017 8:01:47 GMT
I wish I could tell the story of when I bumped into Pamela Anderson at Cruft's, but this is a family site.
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Post by Henbury Gas on Jun 26, 2017 8:12:04 GMT
I wish I could tell the story of when I bumped into Pamela Anderson at Cruft's, but this is a family site. Did it involve your "Fez" .... ?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2017 8:18:06 GMT
I wish I could tell the story of when I bumped into Pamela Anderson at Cruft's, but this is a family site. Did it involve your "Fez" .... ? It usually does.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2017 8:29:50 GMT
I wish I could tell the story of when I bumped into Pamela Anderson at Cruft's, but this is a family site.
Did she win?
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Post by inee on Jun 26, 2017 8:50:20 GMT
I wish I could tell the story of when I bumped into Pamela Anderson at Cruft's, but this is a family site. Did it involve your "Fez" .... ? Dude that's a terrible accent course they fetch
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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2017 9:40:07 GMT
I wish I could tell the story of when I bumped into Pamela Anderson at Cruft's, but this is a family site.
Did she win?
Best in Class no less.
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Post by Marshy on Jun 26, 2017 9:42:11 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2017 9:48:47 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2017 10:04:43 GMT
Well I've seen her take a T-Bone like a Pro...
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Post by William Wilson on Jun 26, 2017 11:33:06 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2017 11:39:52 GMT
This is my dream woman you are talking about. Have you all no manners?
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