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Post by Big Jock on Sept 21, 2017 19:48:58 GMT
My new Indian girlfriend said that I could give her a facial.]
chuffk me, I nearly came on the spot
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Post by scoobydoogas on Sept 21, 2017 21:49:32 GMT
Old Mother Hubbard
Went To The Cupboard
To Fetch Her Poor Doggy A Bone
But When She Bent Over
Rover Took Over
And Gave Her A Bone Of His Own
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Post by William Wilson on Sept 25, 2017 7:12:32 GMT
What`s the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?
I`ve never paid to have a lentil on my face.
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Post by e4bandrobinstubbs on Oct 18, 2017 18:01:03 GMT
Local TV in Liverpool is to be axed. Or as we know it, Crimewatch.
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Post by althepirate on Oct 19, 2017 8:24:30 GMT
Last night I had a date with a lady who does the voice overs for Sat Nav. We had a meal and great conversation. Later back at mine we made love and as I gently slid inside her she whispered in my ear 'You have reached your destination'
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Post by Marshy on Oct 19, 2017 9:15:15 GMT
Last night I had a date with a lady who does the voice overs for Sat Nav. We had a meal and great conversation. Later back at mine we made love and as I gently slid inside her she whispered in my ear 'You have reached your destination' It was a good job you didn't slip it it the wrong un. Or she would have said 'please make a U turn' |
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Post by althepirate on Oct 19, 2017 10:02:25 GMT
Last night I had a date with a lady who does the voice overs for Sat Nav. We had a meal and great conversation. Later back at mine we made love and as I gently slid inside her she whispered in my ear 'You have reached your destination' It was a good job you didn't slip it it the wrong un. Or she would have said 'please make a U turn' That's ok I like the M69 😊 |
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Post by scoobydoogas on Oct 19, 2017 11:03:01 GMT
I quite like going to Bangor up the A55  |
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Post by baggins on Oct 19, 2017 12:54:10 GMT
I quite like going to Bangor up the A55 Thelma doesn't mind? Mmmmm Thelma. |
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Post by althepirate on Oct 20, 2017 16:31:59 GMT
I don't understand women. Last night we were really close, kissing passionately, She said she wanted me to get inside her. So I dashed off to Tesco to get 12 cans of Blackthorn. When I got back she was in a right state crying and going mental and said she was leaving me. Effing amazing!
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Post by scoobydoogas on Oct 21, 2017 22:47:10 GMT
I don't understand women. Last night we were really close, kissing passionately, She said she wanted me to get inside her. So I dashed off to Tesco to get 12 cans of Blackthorn. When I got back she was in a right state crying and going mental and said she was leaving me. Effing amazing! Mrs Scoobydoo likes pork in cider. It's her favourite sausage  |
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