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Post by Big Jock on Nov 20, 2017 18:30:01 GMT
Why do they call it a stroke of luck? when my elderly neighbour had one it wasn't much fun. Yous should ask her grandkids, theys probably hoping to be living it up on alcohol and hookers wit the inheritance. |
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Post by matealotblue on Nov 20, 2017 18:31:36 GMT
What have Clyde FC and the Gas got in common? Big Jock? |
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Post by Big Jock on Nov 20, 2017 18:33:13 GMT
What have Clyde FC and the Gas got in common? Theys both play in the 3rd tier, have had more homes than a refugee and both think Mark McGhee is a bog eyed fanny |
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Post by scoobydoogas on Nov 20, 2017 18:33:25 GMT
This is a very funny thread. Good work BJ.
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Post by holderz on Nov 20, 2017 18:37:50 GMT
Will we ever get T Bone back ?
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Post by Colyton Gas on Nov 20, 2017 18:39:24 GMT
Love BJ when he posts ladies taking more and more off on match days when we're winning.Long time since it happened though so for anyone only on this forum for 9 weeks you won't have experienced his 'Sculpture' on a match day.
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Post by Big Jock on Nov 20, 2017 18:40:54 GMT
Why do they refer to the item as a pair of trousers when there is only one of them? I think its coz of women i mean youd need to wear more than one of something to hold two calves, a beaver, a sh1t load of hares, a camel toe and a fish nobody can find! |
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Post by Big Jock on Nov 20, 2017 18:45:47 GMT
Will we ever get T Bone back ? I hope so. 3 cheers fur TBone, hip hip....  |
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Post by Midsomer Murderer on Nov 20, 2017 19:44:00 GMT
Rangers or Celtic 🤤
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Post by Big Jock on Nov 20, 2017 20:12:02 GMT
I has to say The Boys in Royal Blue. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2017 20:14:20 GMT
A to M?
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Post by Big Jock on Nov 20, 2017 20:27:58 GMT
Aye ..here we go fluconazole..1 a day prednisole..8 a day co-amoxiclav--3 a day fluconazole..1 in the morning inhaler when needed citilopram every day diazapam when needed.. but all be washed down with sherry,or vodka or advocaat,or wine ? ..i have the boxes..one side effect is that people i converse with go too deep.. G.P doctors are now noting things down....but,steroids cause thrush. |
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Post by gasstrictband on Nov 20, 2017 20:29:46 GMT
Hi Big Jock, pink or the brown.
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Post by Big Jock on Nov 20, 2017 20:35:59 GMT
Hi Big Jock, pink or the brown. Nae much of a snooker man but i think i prefers the tight brown to th easy pink. |
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Nov 20, 2017 20:39:05 GMT
Hi Jock.
If I am to wake up and smell the coffee who has made it while I'm sleeping and what the f**k are they doing in my house?
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Post by Big Jock on Nov 20, 2017 20:41:52 GMT
Hi Jock. If I am to wake up and smell the coffee who has made it while I'm sleeping and what the f**k are they doing in my house? Ah some Gas questions at last. My advice is if yous go around telling folk ta Wake up and smell the coffee ye should get some cheese wire, wrap it around your neck and to the top of a building. Then superglue your hands to your head and jump. Will look like yous pulled your own head of. |
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Nov 20, 2017 20:44:13 GMT
Hi Jock. If I am to wake up and smell the coffee who has made it while I'm sleeping and what the f**k are they doing in my house? Ah some Gas questions at last. My advice is if yous go around telling folk ta Wake up and smell the coffee ye should get some cheese wire, wrap it around your neck and to the top of a building. Then superglue your hands to your head and jump. Will look like yous pulled your own head of. Ah, with respect, I feel that if I need advice about pulling my head off I'd probably ask Baggins as he's been doing that for years. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2017 20:59:32 GMT
Hi jock..is your a-hole 2 inches wide or 3 inches? As you were at her majesty's pleasure I'm guessing 3? Asking for a friend. X
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Post by piratesquarters on Nov 20, 2017 20:59:40 GMT
Come on BJ, you're just looking up the answers on Jockopedia.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2017 21:46:49 GMT
What will I find in my stocking this Christmas? If yous good Tilly.......  Thank you for the quick response, Jock |
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