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Post by Marshy on Nov 21, 2017 18:23:15 GMT
Have you noticed lately TV Celebs (sort of) bringing out dodgy albums?
Alexander Armstrong, Bradley Walsh & Nick Knowles.
What the f**k makes these people think they can sing and more to the point who the hell is buying them, Landsdown?
What’s your take on these musical masterpieces Jock?
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Post by scoobydoogas on Nov 21, 2017 18:26:21 GMT
What size prophylactic do you use micro,small,medium or Liar ?? Can't be doing with those things. I find the smell of burning rubber offensive  |
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Nov 21, 2017 18:27:34 GMT
Jock....you'll be able to tell me, please,....why this whole shebang hasn't been moved to General Chat? Because there is more factual information on this thread than there is on any of the others in Gasworks and we all needed cheering up. |
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Post by Big Jock on Nov 21, 2017 18:30:02 GMT
Have you noticed lately TV Celebs (sort of) bringing out dodgy albums? Alexander Armstrong, Bradley Walsh & Nick Knowles. What the f**k makes these people think they can sing and more to the point who the hell is buying them, Landsdown? What’s your take on these musical masterpieces Jock? Well people say theys should stick to what theys good at, but seein as theys good at chuffk all they might as well do another thing that annoys the sh** outta us. One bright side tho, i hear that burd from Corrie is releasing a couple of hits............ may even download her myself.  |
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Post by scoobydoogas on Nov 21, 2017 18:30:38 GMT
Have you noticed lately TV Celebs (sort of) bringing out dodgy albums? Alexander Armstrong, Bradley Walsh & Nick Knowles. What the f**k makes these people think they can sing and more to the point who the hell is buying them, Landsdown? What’s your take on these musical masterpieces Jock? I've got a doggy album if anyone wants a peep. |
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Post by scoobydoogas on Nov 21, 2017 18:32:08 GMT
Is it true that it's so cold in Scotland that Scottish people have to sunbathe for a month just to turn blue?
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Post by Marshy on Nov 21, 2017 18:34:24 GMT
Have you noticed lately TV Celebs (sort of) bringing out dodgy albums? Alexander Armstrong, Bradley Walsh & Nick Knowles. What the f**k makes these people think they can sing and more to the point who the hell is buying them, Landsdown? What’s your take on these musical masterpieces Jock? Well people say theys should stick to what theys good at, but seein as theys good at chuffk all they might as well do another thing that annoys the sh** outta us. One bright side tho, i hear that burd from Corrie is releasing a couple of hits............ may even download her myself. Fore play to you Jock can’t argue with that. |
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Post by Big Jock on Nov 21, 2017 18:40:15 GMT
Is it true that it's so cold in Scotland that Scottish people have to sunbathe for a month just to turn blue? Nae thats jus a forum rumour. But during th winter i do sometimes have to stick my finger up my arse just to poke my willy out! |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2017 18:51:13 GMT
Please advise me of the flashing/beeping procedure for "fun" at Tog Hill?
Asking for a friend.
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Post by Marshy on Nov 21, 2017 18:54:25 GMT
Is it true that it's so cold in Scotland that Scottish people have to sunbathe for a month just to turn blue? Nae thats jus a forum rumour. But during th winter i do sometimes have to stick my finger up my arse just to poke my willy out! Standard practice for Bolders . |
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Post by abbeygas on Nov 21, 2017 19:10:32 GMT
Jock,
I still think we can make the play offs. Do you agree or am I watering in the wind?
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Post by Big Jock on Nov 21, 2017 19:23:34 GMT
Please advise me of the flashing/beeping procedure for "fun" at Tog Hill? Asking for a friend. i gonna be honest and say i dinnae know where yous on aboot. But if its what i thinks it is yous better off asking Gasincider, hes an expert in listening in on people doing things they shouldnt behind peoples backs. He gets a rise out of it i think, the problem is jus like your Tog Hill he chuffkin splatters it all over our screens when hes finished. |
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Post by bradfordmeyerbiggs on Nov 21, 2017 19:25:00 GMT
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Post by bradfordmeyerbiggs on Nov 21, 2017 19:26:37 GMT
The current situation at the club is it:- a) Bruuuyant b) Fnnnnnntastic c) Mulldull? Great question Bradford my wee pal. I would say 'Whit’s fur ye’ll no go by ye! ' or in anglo: What'll happen will happen. Don't tell anyone but ive heard Mr Al Qadi is in negotiatons with Chelski aboot Stamford Bridge when theys rebuild. The word is Wael is gonna transport it brick by brick back tae Almondsbury, theys even gonna get Kevin Costner ta play Wael in a blockbuster aboot the project, Greet! Will have a wee dram to celebrate 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺 |
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Post by Big Jock on Nov 21, 2017 19:28:09 GMT
Jock, I still think we can make the play offs. Do you agree or am I watering in the wind? Lets be fair at the moment wees sh1te, but i can see the lads saying a few home truths and getting back in the groove. Darrell will do his Braveheart bit, we'll get a few quality loans at hogmanay, Wael will surprise everyone with a half decent bit of news an we will make a late run fur the playoffs. I think Linesy will be the main man leading the charge. |
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Post by matealotblue on Nov 21, 2017 19:37:30 GMT
Jock
Someone I know said they saw you around town with The Krankies. Were you showing them around for DC? Maybe as a defensive midfield duo? Hope this isn’t letting a secret get out.
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Post by Big Jock on Nov 21, 2017 19:46:54 GMT
Jock Someone I know said they saw you around town with The Krankies. Were you showing them around for DC? Maybe as a defensive midfield duo? Hope this isn’t letting a secret get out. That was Nicola Sturgeon pal, another that doesnt know when no means no. Nae good mid/defenders up here, although being sensible for a second Pete Hartley is playing well for 'well! Think we shoulda kept him pal, the one that got away a bit like most the GF's i've had. |
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Post by abbeygas on Nov 21, 2017 19:49:05 GMT
Jock, I still think we can make the play offs. Do you agree or am I watering in the wind? Lets be fair at the moment wees sh1te, but i can see the lads saying a few home truths and getting back in the groove. Darrell will do his Braveheart bit, we'll get a few quality loans at hogmanay, Wael will surprise everyone with a half decent bit of news an we will make a late run fur the playoffs. I think Linesy will be the main man leading the charge. Cheers Jock, I hope you are right and thanks for the fast response. |
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Post by gasheadbatesy on Nov 22, 2017 0:17:14 GMT
Jock Someone I know said they saw you around town with The Krankies. Were you showing them around for DC? Maybe as a defensive midfield duo? Hope this isn’t letting a secret get out. That was Nicola Sturgeon pal, another that doesnt know when no means no. Nae good mid/defenders up here, although being sensible for a second Pete Hartley is playing well for 'well! Think we shoulda kept him pal, the one that got away a bit like most the GF's i've had. Your so right jock. Sturgeon is Mrs browns secret sex touch. (Watch this space) But god dam would I take Hartley (or anyone over captain calamity). |
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Post by baggins on Nov 22, 2017 11:53:40 GMT
Well people say theys should stick to what theys good at, but seein as theys good at chuffk all they might as well do another thing that annoys the sh** outta us. One bright side tho, i hear that burd from Corrie is releasing a couple of hits............ may even download her myself. Fore play to you Jock can’t argue with that. I'd love to argue with her. |
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