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Post by pudseygas on Apr 17, 2018 16:38:11 GMT
Goats are way classier than dogs, Daryls gonna hate this
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Post by althepirate on Apr 17, 2018 16:39:08 GMT
A Premier club in waiting....I was only kidding
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Post by pucklegas on Apr 17, 2018 16:41:57 GMT
“I’ve trailed him for a while he will take time to adapt to the English game but comes from a good pedigree and my uncle says he’s well rated, so I’ve taken a punt”
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Post by pirate49 on Apr 17, 2018 16:43:19 GMT
Billy Goat: "I found this under the bridge."
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Post by pucklegas on Apr 17, 2018 16:53:09 GMT
Lil Lee and Brian Kidd
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Post by gregsy on Apr 17, 2018 17:50:09 GMT
After a recent meeting with Mr lansdown Lee was told to get his coat....
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Post by allgasandgaiters on Apr 17, 2018 18:04:19 GMT
This'll confound those trolls on Gaschat
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2018 18:14:28 GMT
What do you get if you cross Little Lee with a goat...
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Post by garystash on Apr 17, 2018 19:31:21 GMT
Winner gets a Kiss of Bolders "You sure this is a Bear, you Rosie faced Twat" It's not what it looks like...honest!
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Post by Antonio Fargas on Apr 17, 2018 19:48:39 GMT
I actually know the real story behind that photo. Back when Lee used to live with his dad near Yeovil, they kept a goat on their farmstead. And one day Gary decided that they should go for kids, to expand the farm a bit. And Gary arranged to have the goat serviced by one of the neighbours' Billies. The neighbouring farmer's daughter was really hot, and so Lee thought he would use this as an opportunity to get to know her. So he asked his dad if he could bring the goat over to the farm, which Gary agreed. He also knew the farmers were a family of sheds, so he decided to dress the goat up in a city shirt.
Anyway, he dressed up in his coolest gear to impress the farmer's daughter and brought the goat over to the neighbour's barn. And as luck would have it, the farmer's daughter was around and so Lee asked her to help him get his goat fixed up with their billy. So she sorted it out, coz she knew about that sort of stuff and Lee didn't really. And before long the two goats were going at it. And it was just the two of them watching so Lee thought he'd try his luck, and sidled over to the farmer's daughter. He thought maybe she was actually getting a bit turned on by watching the goats. And now the goats were really going at it now, and Lee put his arm round the farmer's daughter and whispered in her ear, 'I'd love to be doing that.' 'You can if you like,' the farmer's daughter replied. 'It's your goat, after all.'
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2018 19:52:30 GMT
SL : No one will ever speak of Bristol Rovers again - F##k the Tote
Little Lee : OK Boss I'll just need to catch one.
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Post by aghast on Apr 17, 2018 20:07:55 GMT
"Get a move on, you stupid creature. Mr Lansdown is having a roasting tonight and you are the star guest."
"Sorry, Mister Goat, I'm moving as fast as I can but I only have lickle legs."
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Post by lmgas on Apr 17, 2018 21:01:55 GMT
The latest edition to the zoo franchise that is ashton gate.
After the acclaimed rugby rebrand of Bristol Bears, tomorrow it will be announced that the football team are being rebranded Bristol Goats. Steve Landsown is believed to have said it is more in keeping with the nature of everything the football team stand for.
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Post by pucklegas on Apr 17, 2018 21:13:16 GMT
I actually know the real story behind that photo. Back when Lee used to live with his dad near Yeovil, they kept a goat on their farmstead. And one day Gary decided that they should go for kids, to expand the farm a bit. And Gary arranged to have the goat serviced by one of the neighbours' Billies. The neighbouring farmer's daughter was really hot, and so Lee thought he would use this as an opportunity to get to know her. So he asked his dad if he could bring the goat over to the farm, which Gary agreed. He also knew the farmers were a family of sheds, so he decided to dress the goat up in a city shirt. Anyway, he dressed up in his coolest gear to impress the farmer's daughter and brought the goat over to the neighbour's barn. And as luck would have it, the farmer's daughter was around and so Lee asked her to help him get his goat fixed up with their billy. So she sorted it out, coz she knew about that sort of stuff and Lee didn't really. And before long the two goats were going at it. And it was just the two of them watching so Lee thought he'd try his luck, and sidled over to the farmer's daughter. He thought maybe she was actually getting a bit turned on by watching the goats. And now the goats were really going at it now, and Lee put his arm round the farmer's daughter and whispered in her ear, 'I'd love to be doing that.' 'You can if you like,' the farmer's daughter replied. 'It's your goat, after all.' Just spat my beer out very good 😂
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Post by pirate49 on Apr 17, 2018 22:00:47 GMT
Lee happens to be dyslexic....he had an invite to a toga party.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2018 22:58:29 GMT
Winner gets a Kiss of Bolders "You sure this is a Bear, you Rosie faced Twat" lads meet the Mrs!
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