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Post by baggins on Jul 1, 2015 19:09:56 GMT
Unbelievable just got out of Police station! this is doing my ead in just me and a wee mate queuing up for Scarlet Johansens autograph got right up to her and Eck was about to get his pic signed and we get taken away for fecking questioning: I served me time now let me get about me life again i truly didn't do nothing! Well worth it mind you i ad a right goggle down her cleavage fair old set of baps on her. Got a few pics too!! Talking of pictures, how's Irene? |
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Post by pirateman on Jul 1, 2015 20:03:12 GMT
Never mind Irene,where are the pics of Scarlet
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Post by Big Jock on Jul 1, 2015 20:25:54 GMT
Unbelievable just got out of Police station! this is doing my ead in just me and a wee mate queuing up for Scarlet Johansens autograph got right up to her and Eck was about to get his pic signed and we get taken away for fecking questioning: I served me time now let me get about me life again i truly didn't do nothing! Well worth it mind you i ad a right goggle down her cleavage fair old set of baps on her. Got a few pics too!! Talking of pictures, how's Irene? Irene's just fine in fact she's sat with me just now she says thanks for asking she says she hopes you recognise her now she's lost the blond locks  Hi GasheadsAs for the pics of Scarlet i gotta be honest they're a little embarrassing after Eck's antics earlier they might upset a few on here |
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Post by baggins on Jul 1, 2015 20:34:06 GMT
Talking of pictures, how's Irene? Irene's just fine in fact she's sat with me just now she says thanks for asking she says she hopes you recognise her now she's lost the blond locks Hi GasheadsAs for the pics of Scarlet i gotta be honest they're a little embarrassing after Eck's antics earlier they might upset a few on here Ruddy hell!!!! Bags says hi. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2015 8:40:16 GMT
Talking of pictures, how's Irene? Irene's just fine in fact she's sat with me just now she says thanks for asking she says she hopes you recognise her now she's lost the blond locks Hi GasheadsAs for the pics of Scarlet i gotta be honest they're a little embarrassing after Eck's antics earlier they might upset a few on here The pictures.........face like a plasterers radio? |
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Post by inee on Jul 10, 2015 14:08:41 GMT
Unbelievable just got out of Police station! this is doing my ead in just me and a wee mate queuing up for Scarlet Johansens autograph got right up to her and Eck was about to get his pic signed and we get taken away for fecking questioning: I served me time now let me get about me life again i truly didn't do nothing! Well worth it mind you i ad a right goggle down her cleavage fair old set of baps on her. Got a few pics too!! ok next installment of the story |
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Post by Big Jock on Jul 11, 2015 12:47:42 GMT
Irene's just fine in fact she's sat with me just now she says thanks for asking she says she hopes you recognise her now she's lost the blond locks As for the pics of Scarlet i gotta be honest they're a little embarrassing after Eck's antics earlier they might upset a few on here The pictures.........face like a plasterers radio? my pal Eck got 7 days! FFS!! i got off with a warning. case over now so here's a photo of what happened. complete over reaction from Scarlet and the police  we only wanted her autograph  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2015 19:00:32 GMT
You want curly fries with that?
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Post by Big Jock on Jul 18, 2015 11:02:41 GMT
Sorry Gas i put this in Gasworks! Think i better get back in here (miserable load of buggers over there  ) as promised here's Part 5 of "Gelled Fringes and Wet minges" - enjoy! Part 5 - An hour came, and Gas Gus headed towards the Spar, he really should have asked for a picture of this Irene babe, but he trusted his pals opinion on fanny and had never been let down by him before in fact the last one was in all fairness a bit of a munter but shagged like a rodeo bull. Swaggering over towards the spar with a bottle of Diamond White in hand like only the leader of a Gas Riot Team can, he spotted a girl standing by the doorway dressed all in white. Gus felt as if he had just saw an angel and was by now nursing a semi, her Primark tracksuit giving off an almost spiritual glow his patch pocket trousers were struggling to hide the mood he was in. He knew right away that this bird was different, he hadnae even spoke to her yet and he was already planning what chain to get her from the Argos catalogue down Broadmead was Gus actually gonnae fall in love?. Walking casually over he calmly said to her "Awrite pal, am big Gus: your Irene aye?" "Aye"..she nervously replied, she had never felt a rush of sexual arousement just by hearing someone speak before but Gus's high pitched nasal accent drove her wild with desire. She hadnae had the good fortune to meet such a handsome lad wearing Samba's before and when she eyeballed his Rovers pin badge she knew she'd hit the big time! Her gash was absolutely dripping wet and the fun hadnae even begun..... |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2015 9:50:54 GMT
patch pocket trousers! haha! you know how to set a scene jock.
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we only wanted her autograph