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Post by badengas on Feb 12, 2019 6:44:18 GMT
Are you allowed to play advantage with a serious head injury? I'm the referee and always right. Besides, I'm still thinking wtf after the ball hit me in the face. |
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Post by socrates on Feb 12, 2019 8:23:11 GMT
Yeah, they were great: You're the Ref. It's thirty minutes into the second half of a crucial FA Cup quarter final. The home side, a big club and favourites to win the competition, are one-nil up against third division minnows on their best FA Cup run for fifty years. The home goalkeeper gets the ball and kicks it upfield towards his striker. Unfortunately, it hits your face and rebounds towards the away team striker, who is standing in an offside position. During the keeper's follow through he loses a boot and it ricochets off his big centre back and into the away team's striker's head, who immediately loses consciousness and falls on the ball in such a way that he knocks it with his elbow towards his strike partner. The strike partner (who's called Gerry) dribbles towards goal. His captain on the halfway line shouts 'Gerry Shoot!' and the home back four all duck and cover, thinking it's an air-raid. Left with just the keeper to beat Gerry tries to round him. The keeper, despite only having one boot, seems to have him covered, but at that moment, a dog emerges from the away crowd and savages his leg, leaving the striker free to roll in an equaliser. What do you award? I award you a medal for the most surreal post on Gaschat ever.🏆 |
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Post by stuart1974 on Feb 12, 2019 8:30:39 GMT
Yeah, they were great: You're the Ref. It's thirty minutes into the second half of a crucial FA Cup quarter final. The home side, a big club and favourites to win the competition, are one-nil up against third division minnows on their best FA Cup run for fifty years. The home goalkeeper gets the ball and kicks it upfield towards his striker. Unfortunately, it hits your face and rebounds towards the away team striker, who is standing in an offside position. During the keeper's follow through he loses a boot and it ricochets off his big centre back and into the away team's striker's head, who immediately loses consciousness and falls on the ball in such a way that he knocks it with his elbow towards his strike partner. The strike partner (who's called Gerry) dribbles towards goal. His captain on the halfway line shouts 'Gerry Shoot!' and the home back four all duck and cover, thinking it's an air-raid. Left with just the keeper to beat Gerry tries to round him. The keeper, despite only having one boot, seems to have him covered, but at that moment, a dog emerges from the away crowd and savages his leg, leaving the striker free to roll in an equaliser. What do you award? Drop ball. |
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Feb 12, 2019 8:40:47 GMT
Yeah, they were great: You're the Ref. It's thirty minutes into the second half of a crucial FA Cup quarter final. The home side, a big club and favourites to win the competition, are one-nil up against third division minnows on their best FA Cup run for fifty years. The home goalkeeper gets the ball and kicks it upfield towards his striker. Unfortunately, it hits your face and rebounds towards the away team striker, who is standing in an offside position. During the keeper's follow through he loses a boot and it ricochets off his big centre back and into the away team's striker's head, who immediately loses consciousness and falls on the ball in such a way that he knocks it with his elbow towards his strike partner. The strike partner (who's called Gerry) dribbles towards goal. His captain on the halfway line shouts 'Gerry Shoot!' and the home back four all duck and cover, thinking it's an air-raid. Left with just the keeper to beat Gerry tries to round him. The keeper, despite only having one boot, seems to have him covered, but at that moment, a dog emerges from the away crowd and savages his leg, leaving the striker free to roll in an equaliser. What do you award? A tetnus shot. |
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