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Post by RD on Jul 1, 2019 12:20:02 GMT
This thread is absolute codswallop.
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Post by alftimebovril on Jul 1, 2019 12:21:14 GMT
Jordi van stickleback
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Post by stapletongas on Jul 1, 2019 12:22:04 GMT
Matt Gill?
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Post by legas on Jul 1, 2019 12:23:28 GMT
Come on, we should really roe back from making all these fish puns.
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Post by bluestone on Jul 1, 2019 12:27:08 GMT
Can I just say that I am just about to tuck into my tinned red salmon sandwiches for lunch that I made myself this morning before I had seen this thread.
Is this a good omen?
If Scales signs later then I think I should get the credit / blame (delete as appropriate depending on whether he turns out to be any good).
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Post by lastminutewinner on Jul 1, 2019 12:29:38 GMT
Can I just say that I am just about to tuck into my tinned red salmon sandwiches for lunch that I made myself this morning before I had seen this thread.
Is this a good omen?If Scales signs later then I think I should get the credit / blame (delete as appropriate depending on whether he turns out to be any good).
Nah its just a Koi-incidence!
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Post by Big Jock on Jul 1, 2019 12:29:58 GMT
We could build th new stadium out of Fish finger boxes an market it as havin Birds Eye views.
On second thoughts, scrap that , we'd never fillet.
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Post by Officer Barbrady on Jul 1, 2019 12:36:49 GMT
David Pike (would you have him stickleback?)
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Post by gasstrictband on Jul 1, 2019 12:37:01 GMT
Tommy Ruff Nichols
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Post by Marshy on Jul 1, 2019 12:39:32 GMT
We could build th new stadium out of Fish finger boxes an market it as havin Birds Eye views.
On second thoughts, scrap that , we'd never fillet.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 1, 2019 12:41:26 GMT
Whale Al Qadi
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Post by Big Jock on Jul 1, 2019 12:45:03 GMT
Nothing wrong with whale's pal.
Well we've all been there - when yer watered an th skinny burds won't shag you.
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Post by gashead1981 on Jul 1, 2019 12:48:25 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jul 1, 2019 12:50:21 GMT
In amongst this pun fest has anyone been able to ascertain if there is any truth in this lad signing?
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Post by Marshy on Jul 1, 2019 12:50:34 GMT
Nothing wrong with whale's pal.
Well we've all been there - when yer watered an th skinny burds won't shag you.
Yeah, I think we’ve all done the beached whale job. Fart & give us a clue, or chuck a bag of flower on it to find the wet patch. |
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Post by Big Jock on Jul 1, 2019 12:57:37 GMT
Nothing wrong with whale's pal.
Well we've all been there - when yer watered an th skinny burds won't shag you.
Yeah, I think we’ve all done the beached whale job. Fart & give us a clue, or chuck a bag of flower on it to find the wet patch. True story - i used ta be a right cunnt when approachin 2 burds, there was alwaes one as fat as a fuccking whale an th other was alwaes quite hot.
I used ta approach th larger one an say "can I borrow yer lighter mate" |
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Post by Topper Gas on Jul 1, 2019 13:12:08 GMT
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Post by Wembley_Gas on Jul 1, 2019 13:21:14 GMT
We could build th new stadium out of Fish finger boxes an market it as havin Birds Eye views.
On second thoughts, scrap that , we'd never fillet.
Sat Navs wouldn’t work - They’d never Findus. |
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Post by legas on Jul 1, 2019 13:33:46 GMT
We could build th new stadium out of Fish finger boxes an market it as havin Birds Eye views.
On second thoughts, scrap that , we'd never fillet.
Sat Navs wouldn’t work - They’d never Findus. It would be a good opportunaty to progress though. |
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Ollie Shark
Steve Whiting
Carl Gilbert
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