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Post by inee on Sept 30, 2019 21:45:16 GMT
The other major problem is that comedy nowadays has to be so PC that it'll probably be rendered as unfunny. Do you think that if we were given carte blanche to write a thirty minute episode between us, it would cause a certain amount of disquiet? im in  i'd imagine we would be burned at the stake |
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Post by inee on Sept 30, 2019 21:46:44 GMT
Do you think that if we were given carte blanche to write a thirty minute episode between us, it would cause a certain amount of disquiet? It may well offend a few sensitive souls I think. Only a few nobs you're aim is too low |
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Post by William Wilson on Oct 1, 2019 8:24:21 GMT
Do you think that if we were given carte blanche to write a thirty minute episode between us, it would cause a certain amount of disquiet? Only if picture of the authors were made public True `nuff. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2019 8:31:55 GMT
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Post by William Wilson on Oct 1, 2019 8:46:18 GMT
Sadly not, Les. My pinky isn`t so perky these days. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2019 8:49:42 GMT
Sadly not, Les. My pinky isn`t so perky these days. Ha ha Ditto, it's a fairly large club it seems. 😱 |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2019 8:53:35 GMT
I wouldn't be seen dead in a large check shirt like that. One does have standards. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2019 8:58:14 GMT
I'd imagine every scene with Bercow in it would have his missus in the background being *cough* entertained, either by a pikey or a gentleman of hue (am I allowed to say that?).
Ole Magic Grandpa would just wander around repeating the mantra, "I am here but I'm not involved".
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Post by William Wilson on Oct 1, 2019 13:14:15 GMT
Mohammad Bin Salman and Ali Khamenei sharing a hookah, and singing "Rock the casbah."
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2019 13:28:03 GMT
Nigel Farage and Jacob Rees-Mogg
Singing Ode to Joy
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2019 13:30:51 GMT
Nigel Farage and Jacob Rees-Mogg
Singing Ode to Joy
So rousing, they write their budget forecasts to it as a soundtrack, picture of their nationalist heroes on the wall.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2019 16:42:40 GMT
Nigel Farage and Jacob Rees-Mogg Singing Ode to Joy So rousing, they write their budget forecasts to it as a soundtrack, picture of their nationalist heroes on the wall. 😝😝😝 Sorry Oldie, but I don't think you'll make the writing team. You can provide the tea & biscuits. |
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Post by althepirate on Oct 1, 2019 16:46:52 GMT
That imbecile Swinson in a maths lesson trying to learn that 52 is higher than 48.
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Post by William Wilson on Oct 2, 2019 10:11:21 GMT
That imbecile Swinson in a maths lesson trying to learn that 52 is higher than 48. Ha Ha. Good `un. How about John Bercow and Gina Miller, ( dressed as Danny and Sandy from Grease ) singing, " Euro, the one that I want." |
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Post by William Wilson on Oct 3, 2019 9:24:42 GMT
I'd imagine every scene with Bercow in it would have his missus in the background being *cough* entertained, either by a pikey or a gentleman of hue (am I allowed to say that?). Ole Magic Grandpa would just wander around repeating the mantra, "I am here but I'm not involved". Any scene featuring Corbyn, should show him with one leg either side of a fence. |
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Post by althepirate on Oct 3, 2019 10:54:10 GMT
I'd imagine every scene with Bercow in it would have his missus in the background being *cough* entertained, either by a pikey or a gentleman of hue (am I allowed to say that?). Ole Magic Grandpa would just wander around repeating the mantra, "I am here but I'm not involved". Any scene featuring Corbyn, should show him with one leg either side of a fence. Yes while.. 'Making your mind up' is playing. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 3, 2019 11:33:27 GMT
Any scene featuring Corbyn, should show him with one leg either side of a fence. Yes while.. 'Making your mind up' is playing. For the love of God man! Don't you realize that some sick pervert will now come along with the idea that Dianne Abbott would be dancing next to him when he sings that, and at the right moment she'll whip her skirt off ! |
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Post by althepirate on Oct 3, 2019 13:14:51 GMT
Yes while.. 'Making your mind up' is playing. For the love of God man! Don't you realize that some sick pervert will now come along with the idea that Dianne Abbott would be dancing next to him when he sings that, and at the right moment she'll whip her skirt off ! I know deep in the recesses of your subconscious you secretly want that, don't you? |
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Post by e4bandrobinstubbs on Oct 3, 2019 17:58:07 GMT
Dianne Abbott counting policemen, is an easier target than Rees-Mogg counting coins? Why so? Because she has the IQ of a cricket ball? How about Nichola Sturgeon as wee Jimmy Krankie? Nicola Sturgeon will be "Wee Burney" from Rab C Nesbitt |
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Post by e4bandrobinstubbs on Oct 3, 2019 18:01:46 GMT
Can't wait to see how they portray Gina Miller and Meghan Markle.
Did anyone else notice that in the original Spitting Image, when the Queen was in Buck Palace, one of the footmen in the background was always Anthony Blunt ? I thought that was a very subtle touch & still brings a smile.
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