Marshy
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Post by Marshy on Jun 27, 2020 16:29:13 GMT
Cargo landed, gonna have ma tea first an get inta they cheesecakes later
And there they are! 2 shining beacons in a world of uncertainty. I knew I could rely on you Jock. 👍
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Post by Big Jock on Jun 27, 2020 17:07:15 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2020 17:38:10 GMT
Jesus wept.... my small intestine just contracted at the sheer thought.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2020 17:38:58 GMT
Good news is my large intestine makes the calls!
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Post by Gasshole on Jun 27, 2020 21:11:04 GMT
so...Jaffa Cake or Strawberry/White chocolate???
Jaffa cake. Disappointed you even needed to ask. 13 Premier League titles on Jaffa cakes
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Post by Big Jock on Jun 29, 2020 16:57:19 GMT
Evenin troops, very difficult situation here i'm afraid. Got home ta find this bastard has taken Po hostage at knife point demanding Whisky ffs
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Post by Antonio Fargas on Jun 29, 2020 17:11:21 GMT
You need to call in Tinky Winky
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Post by Marshy on Jun 29, 2020 17:21:17 GMT
You need to call in Tinky Winky Bolders?
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Post by Big Jock on Jun 29, 2020 17:52:59 GMT
Calamitous situation over, wee niece has unarmed Iggle Piggle an placed him in custody, Po is emotional yet unharmed an is recieving generous amounts of cuddles
Mean while these are th hottest jalapenos ever..sweating like Fred West watchin an episode of Ground Force!
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Post by Big Jock on Jun 29, 2020 20:51:21 GMT
Cider come down after 3 days on it mental
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Post by Big Jock on Jun 30, 2020 18:25:19 GMT
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Post by barumgas on Jun 30, 2020 19:05:09 GMT
What's in the bag Jock?
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Post by Big Jock on Jun 30, 2020 19:48:37 GMT
Jes a few prawn crackers ta dip in th arse gravy pal.
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Post by Antonio Fargas on Jun 30, 2020 20:02:09 GMT
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Jun 30, 2020 20:11:28 GMT
I genuinely dont think I could identify a single thing in that photo other than the plastic bag. And that's probably the one and only thing in that photo thats edible.
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Post by Big Jock on Jun 30, 2020 20:19:27 GMT
For th uninformed ... King kebab - donner, tikka, some other mad chicken sh**, n lamb.
probably takes a year off of yer life every time you buy one tbh
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Post by aghast on Jun 30, 2020 22:18:02 GMT
Before the meal: The next morning:
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Post by Big Jock on Jul 1, 2020 17:34:25 GMT
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Marshy
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Post by Marshy on Jul 1, 2020 17:40:20 GMT
Blimey Jock, have you got shares in Andrex?
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Post by Big Jock on Jul 1, 2020 17:45:27 GMT
Blimey Jock, have you got shares in Andrex? Nae pal, thats what th naan's for
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