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Post by Hugo the Elder on Apr 6, 2021 10:29:40 GMT
Excellent work mate. "whats for dinner?" Cough medicine. Thats actually anti acid.... Will be essential given the amount of cheap frozen pizza that is due to be consumed over the next 3 weeks.... It will probably be nicer if you cook it. |
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Post by Big Jock on Apr 6, 2021 16:35:00 GMT
Firstly...Pray for ma good buddy Greggsy 🙏🏻 If anyone deserves a bit of good fortune it’s you pal, hope yous an yer burd cope ok, an if ye wanna let of some steam yer on th right thread 😃😃😃 Anywaes, this might cheer some up: Mum said tonight we’d make a stew, excellent I thought, an I was makin a good job of it , then..... The recipe said, "Put th stew in at 180 degrees." So I did. Now it's all over the bottom of the f**king oven! 😩 so I made corned dog an skinheads 🙁 ![]()  |
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Post by Big Jock on Apr 6, 2021 19:11:21 GMT
Me an Houston (it was her idea) made these Peanut butter an Jelly on a rice cake 😃  |
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Apr 6, 2021 19:22:47 GMT
Me an Houston (it was her idea) made these Peanut butter an Jelly on a rice cake 😃 Whitney? |
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Post by Big Jock on Apr 6, 2021 19:26:09 GMT
Me an Houston (it was her idea) made these Peanut butter an Jelly on a rice cake 😃 Whitney? 😂 nae pal, my sisters little un, she’s great (I was instructed ta say this) |
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Post by allgasandgaiters on Apr 6, 2021 19:37:15 GMT
Me an Houston (it was her idea) made these Peanut butter an Jelly on a rice cake 😃 Houston - we have a problem ... |
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Post by Big Jock on Apr 6, 2021 19:42:13 GMT
Me an Houston (it was her idea) made these Peanut butter an Jelly on a rice cake 😃 Houston - we have a problem ... We say that at least 20 times a week 😂 |
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Post by aghast on Apr 6, 2021 20:03:22 GMT
I'd love to see Nigella Lawson's reaction if shown some of Big Jock's innovative ideas for family meals.
She'd probably feel faint and drive the Range Rover at high speed into the safety of leafy Surrey.
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Post by Big Jock on Apr 6, 2021 20:51:41 GMT
Thought I’d have some crackers an a bottle o Merlot ta cheer maself up, missin th Tuesday night game tonight, yesterday really lifted me, what a difference th lads winning makes 👍  |
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Post by frattonender on Apr 6, 2021 22:23:55 GMT
Thought I’d have some crackers an a bottle o Merlot ta cheer maself up, missin th Tuesday night game tonight, yesterday really lifted me, what a difference th lads winning makes 👍 With you on the red wine fella. The team winning always helps (and congrats to all you Gas for getting it back on track yesterday). Though on one hand the pandemic has made me realise football is less important, in the grand scheme of things it's also made it matter more if that makes any sense? I guess realistically the important thing is our clubs and the associated communities survive. Clearly plenty of good people on this thread looking out for each other and in the long run that's more important than which division any club starts next season in. Take care of each other (especially the bloke with the aliens/asbestos dealing with all that on top of the pandemic). |
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Post by Gasshole on Apr 7, 2021 0:02:49 GMT
Me an Houston (it was her idea) made these Peanut butter an Jelly on a rice cake 😃 If you stare at the top rice cake long enough, you can clearly see an image of JB wearing a halo. |
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Post by Big Jock on Apr 7, 2021 5:48:34 GMT
Thought I’d have some crackers an a bottle o Merlot ta cheer maself up, missin th Tuesday night game tonight, yesterday really lifted me, what a difference th lads winning makes 👍 With you on the red wine fella. The team winning always helps (and congrats to all you Gas for getting it back on track yesterday). Though on one hand the pandemic has made me realise football is less important, in the grand scheme of things it's also made it matter more if that makes any sense? I guess realistically the important thing is our clubs and the associated communities survive. Clearly plenty of good people on this thread looking out for each other and in the long run that's more important than which division any club starts next season in. Take care of each other (especially the bloke with the aliens/asbestos dealing with all that on top of the pandemic). Hey thanks for your kind words pal, good points, we all gotta get thru this together👍 so, when I got up I thought as tribute ta ma man Greggs with nae kitchen an come up with a Jock Towers special.....  |
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Post by Big Jock on Apr 7, 2021 5:50:25 GMT
With a side salad of course 😃 have a good day folks. Be nice.  |
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Post by gregsy on Apr 7, 2021 10:12:33 GMT
Well, after the E.T. saga, it would appear that Doctor Who has been banned from the premises....  |
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Post by Squiffy on Apr 7, 2021 10:59:08 GMT
Have you been doing that dinner party trick the Romans and Charlemagne used to do of throwing an asbestos tablecloth into a fire and amazing your guests as it comes out untouched, clean and white?
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Post by gregsy on Apr 7, 2021 11:02:42 GMT
Have you been doing that dinner party trick the Romans and Charlemagne used to do of throwing an asbestos tablecloth into a fire and amazing your guests as it comes out untouched, clean and white? No.... |
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Post by Big Jock on Apr 7, 2021 13:47:13 GMT
Have you been doing that dinner party trick the Romans and Charlemagne used to do of throwing an asbestos tablecloth into a fire and amazing your guests as it comes out untouched, clean and white? You f**kin fanny, I tried a small sample ta see if it works an it went up like Guy Fawkes, took a minute ta put it out ffs 🤦♂️ Mum’s gonna f**kin roast me! did it have ta be made of asbestos? Ours is a cotton mixture.  |
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Post by Big Jock on Apr 7, 2021 15:27:47 GMT
I shall now attempt some mystical magic using just this packet of cheese corn snack an some daylight from th good lord.......  |
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Post by Big Jock on Apr 7, 2021 15:30:06 GMT
Ssshhhh, stop mumbling in th background ya crayons, I need silence ta catch th light.....
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Post by Big Jock on Apr 7, 2021 15:33:16 GMT
It’s happening .......  |
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