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Post by Big Jock on May 11, 2021 14:32:03 GMT
Now I remember why I go everywhere alone ffs  |
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Post by Big Jock on May 11, 2021 14:38:55 GMT
“See that’s why yous will never settle doon, only a mother could love yous ya little sh1t” 😂😂😂😂😂  |
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Post by Big Jock on May 11, 2021 14:53:58 GMT
😃  |
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Post by Big Jock on May 11, 2021 15:03:39 GMT
Ffs I knew we should have brought some Dorito’s 😂  |
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Post by Wimborne Gas on May 11, 2021 16:11:11 GMT
Whatever is hidden in that field is not dip.
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Post by Big Jock on May 11, 2021 16:47:18 GMT
Ffs they must have Melanie Sykes serving 😂  |
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Post by Big Jock on May 11, 2021 17:13:55 GMT
Pishin doon 😩  |
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Post by allgasandgaiters on May 11, 2021 17:23:07 GMT
🙁 
Not sure why you'd want a red one when there is a BLUE one available Jock?
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Post by Big Jock on May 11, 2021 18:11:55 GMT
Cheer up bus driver, oh what can it mean.....  |
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Post by Big Jock on May 11, 2021 18:21:33 GMT
Me? Childish?  |
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Post by Deleted on May 11, 2021 18:22:55 GMT
Jock this latest installment , on this thread about your life, has had me in stitches. From the “Alistairs Jet Bike” episode to “Jock and Ma’s beano to the country” I have been roaring. Thank you! God bless the NHS, key workers and the What’s for dinner thread.
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Post by Deleted on May 11, 2021 18:56:59 GMT
🙁
Not sure why you'd want a red one when there is a BLUE one available Jock?
Dark Chocolate? You some sort of sadist? |
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Post by Big Jock on May 11, 2021 19:42:23 GMT
😀  |
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Post by clockendgas on May 11, 2021 19:55:15 GMT
It's no wonder you sweaties only live till 55,bugger me I thought I eat some junk but you've been on a high fat high sugar bender today pal.
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Post by Big Jock on May 11, 2021 20:08:56 GMT
...live your life off th wall  |
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Post by aghast on May 11, 2021 20:32:54 GMT
😀 The first time I ever went to an Indian restaurant in Scotland the waiter, of the Asian persuasion, asked me in a broad Inverness accent if I was sittin' doon or havin' a carry-oot. 'A what the who?', I wondered. "Aye, the noo, I'll be eatin' in, och", I said. Think I got away with it. |
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Post by Big Jock on May 11, 2021 20:35:59 GMT
An there’s mare...  |
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Post by Big Jock on May 11, 2021 20:38:58 GMT
Walkin ta th offy, (for exercise of course)
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Post by Big Jock on May 11, 2021 20:44:53 GMT
😃  |
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Post by barumgas on May 11, 2021 20:50:15 GMT
Jock did you bring your ma home or leave her in the country?
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