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Post by Gasshole on Jan 15, 2020 22:13:37 GMT
Well its 9 0clock an just me an the 3 girls sat watchin th box an Disaster has struck - bigger than Armageddon, World War 3 an th Apocalypse all rolled inta one....
...a moth has entered th hoose!!!!!!
Just tell them to relax Jock they’re completely harmless. Unless it’s a Deaths head hawkmoth, in which case you shouldn’t make any long term plans. End of the week max. |
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Post by clockendgas on Jan 15, 2020 22:16:55 GMT
Well its 9 0clock an just me an the 3 girls sat watchin th box an Disaster has struck - bigger than Armageddon, World War 3 an th Apocalypse all rolled inta one....
...a moth has entered th ho
ose!!!!!!
It's not come out your wallet then? |
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Post by matealotblue on Jan 15, 2020 22:17:38 GMT
Wait ‘til you get a moose loose about the hoose.....!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2020 23:16:29 GMT
Wait ‘til you get a moose loose about the hoose.....! Mods please ban/shoot. |
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Post by Marshy on Jan 16, 2020 6:58:15 GMT
Wait ‘til you get a moose loose about the hoose.....! That bastard will take some cooking, looking forward to it. |
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Post by Gasshole on Jan 16, 2020 8:03:15 GMT
One of my specialties tonight Jamaican jerk chicken with lime rice. I don’t know how to put pictures on here can anyone explain how to in simple terms ? Jerked chicken eh , pervert. |
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Post by Marshy on Jan 16, 2020 8:36:13 GMT
One of my specialties tonight Jamaican jerk chicken with lime rice. I don’t know how to put pictures on here can anyone explain how to in simple terms ? Jerked chicken eh , pervert. Sounds fowl to me. |
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Post by Gasshole on Jan 16, 2020 9:15:06 GMT
Wait ‘til you get a moose loose about the hoose.....! That bastard will take some cooking, looking forward to it. He’ll probably just cook the Penus again. |
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Post by straighouttabristol on Jan 16, 2020 9:22:09 GMT
One of my specialties tonight Jamaican jerk chicken with lime rice. I don’t know how to put pictures on here can anyone explain how to in simple terms ? Should be rice and peas surely. Not lime rice |
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Post by socrates on Jan 16, 2020 9:33:53 GMT
One of my specialties tonight Jamaican jerk chicken with lime rice. I don’t know how to put pictures on here can anyone explain how to in simple terms ? Should be rice and peas surely. Not lime rice I like it with lime and coriander rice. Not so keen on plain rice |
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Post by Marshy on Jan 16, 2020 9:35:12 GMT
Should be rice and peas surely. Not lime rice I like it with lime and coriander rice. Not so keen on plain rice Posh git! |
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Jan 16, 2020 12:57:58 GMT
Going to cook a full English for tea tonight.
Eggs, bacon, sausage, mushrooms, tomatoes, beans, hash browns and a round of toast.
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Post by Marshy on Jan 16, 2020 13:12:18 GMT
Going to cook a full English for tea tonight. Eggs, bacon, sausage, mushrooms, tomatoes, beans, hash browns and a round of toast. Nice. On the camp fire Hugo? |
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Jan 16, 2020 13:24:21 GMT
Going to cook a full English for tea tonight. Eggs, bacon, sausage, mushrooms, tomatoes, beans, hash browns and a round of toast. Nice. On the camp fire Hugo? Nah, but I did have a New Years day BBQ that was most enjoyable. |
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Post by baggins on Jan 16, 2020 13:25:34 GMT
That bastard will take some cooking, looking forward to it. He’ll probably just cook the Penus again. The what? |
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Post by Marshy on Jan 16, 2020 13:27:22 GMT
Nice. On the camp fire Hugo? Nah, but I did have a New Years day BBQ that was most enjoyable. I love watersed up cooking it’s great! What could possibly go wrong. |
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Post by Marshy on Jan 16, 2020 13:27:51 GMT
He’ll probably just cook the Penus again. The what? Cock |
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Post by baggins on Jan 16, 2020 13:29:49 GMT
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Post by Marshy on Jan 16, 2020 13:37:25 GMT
Tonights culinary delight . . . . .
looks better than that horses knob or whatever you had the other night Just for you Bags, see the attached :horses knob or penus reference: |
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Post by Gas Go Marching In on Jan 16, 2020 14:00:29 GMT
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