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Post by Marshy on Feb 7, 2020 16:39:25 GMT
just remember yer credit card! And keep an eye on it 😂
LOL, Yeah i've been there plenty of times before and let them 'have a play' before I see them eventually try to get into my pockets and grab their arm.
And to anyone planning to go to Prague for the first time, the Herna Bar on W.square is not really a sports bar.....
That depends on what you class as sport really?
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Post by lastminutewinner on Feb 7, 2020 17:25:49 GMT
It looks like Daly has picked up a knock, so we probably won't see him involved tomorrow
Oi!... stop going off topic
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Post by Marshy on Feb 7, 2020 17:28:07 GMT
It looks like Daly has picked up a lap dancer at the white horse, so we probably won't see him involved tomorrow Sorted that for you.
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Post by Dirt Dogg on Feb 7, 2020 18:12:16 GMT
It looks like Daly has picked up a knock, so we probably won't see him involved tomorrow Apparently he got injured whilst having a lap dance in the white horse!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2020 18:18:29 GMT
How did the snatch thread morph into the match thread?
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Post by socrates on Feb 7, 2020 18:42:01 GMT
Should it not be called the Hernia Bar if there is a lot "action" there. Know what I mean wink wink
It would take a braver man than me to take advantage of any extra's in there.
They are either old and look like Zelda from Terrahawks or have a monobrow, or both.
You have all been warned...
Zelda from Terrahawks scarred the sh** out of me when I was a kid. She’s a 30 Pinter at best.
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Post by Marshy on Feb 7, 2020 18:45:36 GMT
It would take a braver man than me to take advantage of any extra's in there.
They are either old and look like Zelda from Terrahawks or have a monobrow, or both.
You have all been warned...
Zelda from Terrahawks scarred the sh** out of me when I was a kid. She’s a 30 Pinter at best. I bet she’s a bit dry too.
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Post by lastminutewinner on Feb 7, 2020 18:49:07 GMT
It would take a braver man than me to take advantage of any extra's in there.
They are either old and look like Zelda from Terrahawks or have a monobrow, or both.
You have all been warned...
Zelda from Terrahawks scarred the sh** out of me when I was a kid. She’s a 30 Pinter at best.
...and that's just dutch courage for foreplay!
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Post by socrates on Feb 7, 2020 18:54:04 GMT
Zelda from Terrahawks scarred the sh** out of me when I was a kid. She’s a 30 Pinter at best. I bet she’s a bit dry too. Mate I’d probably tear my foreskin right off if I nailed her after 30 pints. Worst hangover ever.
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Post by lastminutewinner on Feb 7, 2020 18:56:45 GMT
I bet she’s a bit dry too. Mate I’d probably tear my foreskin right off if I nailed her after 30 pints.Worst hangover ever.
Would that be due to the chafing or just the shame?
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Post by socrates on Feb 7, 2020 18:57:14 GMT
Zelda from Terrahawks scarred the sh** out of me when I was a kid. She’s a 30 Pinter at best.
...and that's just dutch courage for foreplay!
Foreplay ? Dam hell mate get a room with her ! I was thinking a quick one behind a skip on the way home from the pub.
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Post by socrates on Feb 7, 2020 18:59:22 GMT
I really hope there’s no children reading this. Apologies Mods , Friday after work beers🤗
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Post by Marshy on Feb 7, 2020 19:00:39 GMT
I bet she’s a bit dry too. Mate I’d probably tear my foreskin right off if I nailed her after 30 pints. Worst hangover ever. If you can still get it up after 30 pints then foreplay to you mate! 👍 Mine would be like a slug stuck to my balls.
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Post by lastminutewinner on Feb 7, 2020 19:01:44 GMT
Haha we have gone from Wycombes lapdancing pub to smashing Zelda from Terrahawks in behind a skip in only 2 pages. Only on gaschat!!
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Post by lpgas on Feb 7, 2020 19:02:21 GMT
Last time I went in there, there was a topless dancer with a long snake which she waved at the audience. Don't think the snake liked it and most of the audience didn't like the look of the snake either. It was Dam huge
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Post by Marshy on Feb 7, 2020 19:03:31 GMT
I bet barmaidalex is impressed and looking forward to tomorrow now?
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Post by Marshy on Feb 7, 2020 19:05:27 GMT
Last time I went in there, there was a topless dancer with a long snake which she waved at the audience. Don't think the snake liked it and most of the audience didn't like the look of the snake either. It was f**king huge Was Phillip Schofield there?
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Post by lastminutewinner on Feb 7, 2020 19:10:29 GMT
Last time I went in there, there was a topless dancer with a long snake which she waved at the audience. Don't think the snake liked it and most of the audience didn't like the look of the snake either. It was f**king huge Was Phillip Schofield there?
he is too busy promoting his new company wesuckanycock.com
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Post by lastminutewinner on Feb 7, 2020 19:11:42 GMT
Haha we have gone from Wycombes lapdancing pub to smashing Zelda from Terrahawks in behind a skip in only 2 pages. Only on gaschat!!
Actually, after consideration its not that much of a stretch
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Post by Dirt Dogg on Feb 7, 2020 19:28:17 GMT
I bet barmaidalex is impressed and looking forward to tomorrow now? She’ll be on here saying it’s now closed before we get to page 4.
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