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Post by althepirate on Mar 14, 2020 21:37:08 GMT
I decided to speak to the Mrs.
She seems quite nice actually and turns out she no longer works at Woolworths
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Post by biggsy on Mar 14, 2020 21:59:21 GMT
Funnily enough I did something similar but I didnt get an answer, apparently she f*cked off 11 years ago !!!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2020 22:25:13 GMT
Put the needle on the record, put the, put the, put the, put the needle on the record. Rrrrrrrr rrrr repeat rrrrrrrr repeat.
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Post by lastminutewinner on Mar 15, 2020 0:31:42 GMT
Funnily enough I did something similar but I didnt get an answer, apparently she f*cked off 11 years ago !!! I'm the opposite, been trying to get my missus to f**k off for the last 11 yrs
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Post by socrates on Mar 15, 2020 4:09:01 GMT
I decided to speak to the Mrs. She seems quite nice actually and turns out she no longer works at Woolworths Brilliant 😂
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Post by gas2 on Mar 15, 2020 7:02:19 GMT
Think we could start the fruit market stadium talk again
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Post by pucklegas on Mar 15, 2020 9:03:53 GMT
My mate at work bought the sky sports 18 month package this week doh
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Post by gregsy on Mar 15, 2020 13:43:16 GMT
Well my isolation project has arrived should it be required.... It's a beast and only cost £26.... The reason its so cheap is that the tooling used for the plastic injection is over 40 years old so its probably going to fit together like a wet jigsaw puzzle....
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2020 13:54:56 GMT
Well my isolation project has arrived should it be required.... It's a beast and only cost £26.... The reason its so cheap is that the tooling used for the plastic injection is over 40 years old so its probably going to fit together like a wet jigsaw puzzle.... Second Hand s3x toy Greg’s?
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Post by gregsy on Mar 15, 2020 13:58:09 GMT
Well my isolation project has arrived should it be required.... It's a beast and only cost £26.... The reason its so cheap is that the tooling used for the plastic injection is over 40 years old so its probably going to fit together like a wet jigsaw puzzle.... Second Hand s3x toy Greg’s? Its not a toy, although everyone tells me differently on this subject.... And when its finished it will be sexy....
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2020 14:41:31 GMT
What's a mrs?
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Post by 2nd May 1990 on Mar 15, 2020 14:48:15 GMT
A lethal virus. It’s best to self-isolate.
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Post by endicotton on Mar 15, 2020 15:29:00 GMT
A lethal virus. It’s best to self-isolate. Luckily, it's not as contagious and far fewer are diagnosed with one...
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Post by althepirate on Mar 21, 2020 15:06:34 GMT
I've just tried to book a hooker..... but I can't get a slot for three weeks
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Post by gregsy on Mar 21, 2020 15:56:57 GMT
I went to the pub this morning and gave it a final clean before closure....
I feel really depressed to be honest....
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Post by Marshy on Mar 21, 2020 15:59:19 GMT
I went to the pub this morning and gave it a final clean before closure.... I feel really depressed to be honest.... Chin up mate, it’s gonna hit us all hard is this bastard thing! Did you have 1 for the road?
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Post by axegas on Mar 21, 2020 16:05:37 GMT
I went to the pub this morning and gave it a final clean before closure.... I feel really depressed to be honest.... Sorry to hear that Gregs. I think we’re all suffering in one way or another. This will all be over before we know it.
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Post by gregsy on Mar 21, 2020 16:06:15 GMT
I went to the pub this morning and gave it a final clean before closure.... I feel really depressed to be honest.... Chin up mate, it’s gonna hit us all hard is this bastard thing! Did you have 1 for the road? Cheers dude.... Not for me, I haven't had a drink there since I started working there, despite it being my local, i carried a load of eggs and milk up the road though....
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Post by Marshy on Mar 21, 2020 16:09:27 GMT
Chin up mate, it’s gonna hit us all hard is this bastard thing! Did you have 1 for the road? Cheers dude.... Not for me, I haven't had a drink there since I started working there, despite it being my local, i carried a load of eggs and milk up the road though.... It’s truly shocking mate, it certainly puts football into perspective. Stay safe budd, look after yourself.
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Post by kruger on Mar 21, 2020 17:26:03 GMT
Funnily enough I did something similar but I didnt get an answer, apparently she f*cked off 11 years ago !!! that did make me laugh
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