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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2014 10:53:02 GMT
he was actually at the ground, near the incident. I don't look at a picture of my turd in the bowl to know that I did one Yeah, but looking at your turd can help give you an idea of whether your digestive system is working properly, and whether you're eating the right sort of diet, so you're missing out. Gaschats answer to Gillian McKeith.
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Post by mehewmagic on Nov 27, 2014 11:35:07 GMT
he was actually at the ground, near the incident. I don't look at a picture of my turd in the bowl to know that I did one Yeah, but looking at your turd can help give you an idea of whether your digestive system is working properly, and whether you're eating the right sort of diet, so you're missing out. as you know all about poo, I guess you know that the scale of stools is named after us. www.bowelcontrol.nih.gov/bristol.aspx
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2014 11:45:21 GMT
Yeah, but looking at your turd can help give you an idea of whether your digestive system is working properly, and whether you're eating the right sort of diet, so you're missing out. as you know all about poo, I guess you know that the scale of stools is named after us. www.bowelcontrol.nih.gov/bristol.aspxIt was actually named after the 82ers.
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Post by Mark Ash on Nov 27, 2014 11:51:31 GMT
Yeah, but looking at your turd can help give you an idea of whether your digestive system is working properly, and whether you're eating the right sort of diet, so you're missing out. Gaschats answer to Gillian McKeith. Or, to give her her full medical title... Gillian McKeith.
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Post by mehewmagic on Nov 27, 2014 12:00:51 GMT
Gaschats answer to Gillian McKeith. Or, to give her her full medical title... Gillian McKeith. that is one of the funniest asides I have ever read on here my asides are splitting
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2014 12:50:12 GMT
Gaschats answer to Gillian McKeith. Or, to give her her full medical title... Gillian McKeith. shes not even a medical man? Surely that makes her just some random who digs around in poo?
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Post by Mark Ash on Nov 27, 2014 14:48:33 GMT
Or, to give her her full medical title... Gillian McKeith. that is one of the funniest asides I have ever read on here my asides are splitting It is very funny, but not mine, alas. I read it in Dr. Ben Goldacre's book Bad Science, in which he lashes out at homeopaths, dieticians and many other quacks, including people with no medical qualifications - or those who get a "doctorate" from some bloke's house in America after completing a questionnaire and sending $500. One of these is Gillian herself. He particularly hates her.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2014 14:55:41 GMT
I always found it stange when on that program she put a weeks worth of someones food habbits on a table trying to make some kind of point.... yeah, I get it, people eat a lot of food in a week
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Post by Mark Ash on Nov 27, 2014 14:59:54 GMT
She's just a TV personality, like Bruce Forsyth. I wouldn't go to him for medical advice either.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2014 15:09:24 GMT
She's just a TV personality, like Bruce Forsyth. I wouldn't go to him for medical advice either. I would. What that man doesn't know about colons isn't worth knowing.
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Post by Antonio Fargas on Nov 27, 2014 15:09:45 GMT
Yeah, but looking at your turd can help give you an idea of whether your digestive system is working properly, and whether you're eating the right sort of diet, so you're missing out. as you know all about poo, I guess you know that the scale of stools is named after us. www.bowelcontrol.nih.gov/bristol.aspxJust checked, and I'm no.4.
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Post by Mark Ash on Nov 27, 2014 15:13:01 GMT
She's just a TV personality, like Bruce Forsyth. I wouldn't go to him for medical advice either. I would. What that man doesn't know about colons isn't worth knowing. Or probably semi-colons in his case.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2014 15:17:00 GMT
I've got problems with my arse Bruce. How far up do they stick the camera? Just inside?
"HIGHER HIGHER!"
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2014 15:18:26 GMT
every thread on here is turning into comedy gold at the moment
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Post by Mark Ash on Nov 27, 2014 15:27:37 GMT
every thread on here is turning into comedy gold at the moment The higher the team gets, the funnier we feel! We beat Barnet! I feel another funny coming! Oh happy, happy day...
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Post by Mark Ash on Nov 27, 2014 15:28:36 GMT
I've got problems with my arse Bruce. How far up do they stick the camera? Just inside? "HIGHER HIGHER!" Hahahaha! Who the hell would be Bruce Forsyth's proctologist? Oh Lordy!
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Post by mehewmagic on Nov 27, 2014 20:06:51 GMT
Or, to give her her full medical title... Gillian McKeith. shes not even a medical man? Surely that makes her just some random who digs around in poo? i know some lovely poo diggers. just don't accept any half melted mars bars off of them on a hot day. they are often a bit scatty.
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Post by Antonio Fargas on Nov 27, 2014 20:32:35 GMT
shes not even a medical man? Surely that makes her just some random who digs around in poo? i know some lovely poo diggers. just don't accept any half melted mars bars off of them on a hot day. they are often a bit scatty. That sounds right up my alley.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2014 20:41:52 GMT
i know some lovely poo diggers. just don't accept any half melted mars bars off of them on a hot day. they are often a bit scatty. That sounds right up my alley. That's what Bruce said.
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Post by Mark Ash on Nov 27, 2014 21:40:03 GMT
That sounds right up my alley. That's what Bruce said. It's a Brucie Bolus!
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