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Post by Okebournegas on Jul 15, 2021 18:50:57 GMT
😂 I’ve got a cat , does that count ? Can you eat it’s limbs or make dairy products from its milk? Nah thought not. Bloody conspiracy theorists! 😬😁 Never really tried to milk a cat 😂😂
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2021 19:27:49 GMT
Ok round up, round up and dial into this one you cravers of COVID conspiracies and all round government jiggery pokerry.
So let me start by explaining the high school by me (Winterbourne academy, AKA the Ridings) has suffered terribly from COVID outbreaks since Xmas 2020. Currently I think only one year group are in attendance.
The missus is getting her nails done today at the local beauticians. Nice job actually, shellac falsies I believe. The talk amongst all the beauty therapists and hair dressers is that there is a scandal at the school. Apparently one of the clever science boffins, you know the type, straight fringe, big front teeth and trousers that finish above the upper ankle, has discovered a way to trick the lateral flow test. In order to get time off school the pupils have been dipping the buds/test sticks in orange juice, allegedly this will return a positive COVID result. Word got out and they all did it.
Now I haven’t seen this on Twitter or seen it in a cleverly worded meme so likely b0ll0x. If anyone has a spare lateral flow please try this.
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Post by pucklegas on Jul 15, 2021 19:32:09 GMT
Ok round up, round up and dial into this one you cravers of COVID conspiracies and all round government jiggery pokerry. So let me start by explaining the high school by me (Winterbourne academy, AKA the Ridings) has suffered terribly from COVID outbreaks since Xmas 2020. Currently I think only one year group are in attendance. The missus is getting her nails done today at the local beauticians. Nice job actually, shellac falsies I believe. The talk amongst all the beauty therapists and hair dressers is that there is a scandal at the school. Apparently one of the clever science boffins, you know the type, straight fringe, big front teeth and trousers that finish above the upper ankle, has discovered a way to trick the lateral flow test. In order to get time off school the pupils have been dipping the buds/test sticks in orange juice, allegedly this will return a positive COVID result. Word got out and they all did it. Now I haven’t seen this on Twitter or seen it in a cleverly worded meme so likely b0ll0x. If anyone has a spare lateral flow please try this. A respectable member of one of our emergency services has informed me that the orange juice trick works well if you wanted to watch the Euro final and were down for lates!
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Post by Topper Gas on Jul 15, 2021 19:33:14 GMT
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Post by stuart1974 on Jul 15, 2021 19:33:54 GMT
Ok round up, round up and dial into this one you cravers of COVID conspiracies and all round government jiggery pokerry. So let me start by explaining the high school by me (Winterbourne academy, AKA the Ridings) has suffered terribly from COVID outbreaks since Xmas 2020. Currently I think only one year group are in attendance. The missus is getting her nails done today at the local beauticians. Nice job actually, shellac falsies I believe. The talk amongst all the beauty therapists and hair dressers is that there is a scandal at the school. Apparently one of the clever science boffins, you know the type, straight fringe, big front teeth and trousers that finish above the upper ankle, has discovered a way to trick the lateral flow test. In order to get time off school the pupils have been dipping the buds/test sticks in orange juice, allegedly this will return a positive COVID result. Word got out and they all did it. Now I haven’t seen this on Twitter or seen it in a cleverly worded meme so likely b0ll0x. If anyone has a spare lateral flow please try this. You must be a near(ish) neighbour then. I've heard Abbeywood is also down to one year group. No idea about the test wheeze, I'm waiting for a PCR test result though for my son who attends another school as they've had an outbreak.
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Post by wertongas on Jul 15, 2021 19:38:44 GMT
Thanks Topper. Removing that still leaves the issue that the small print reads 'within 28 days' and countless claims of covid being the cause when family etc know that wasn't the case. A friend of mine worked on the COVID ward and said many families were disputing cause of death being put as COVID when it was other health issues. My daughter works in medicine as a radiographer and says there are patients she has come across which were registered as dying from covid when they were seriously ill from another illness and would have passed away anyway. The disease is very contagious and can kill, but the amount of people that actually died from the disease in this country is less than recorded.
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Post by Officer Barbrady on Jul 15, 2021 20:08:12 GMT
Looks like we are being moderated Okebourne, just as we may have been finding some common ground.
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Post by Officer Barbrady on Jul 15, 2021 20:16:44 GMT
A friend of mine worked on the COVID ward and said many families were disputing cause of death being put as COVID when it was other health issues. My daughter works in medicine as a radiographer and says there are patients she has come across which were registered as dying from covid when they were seriously ill from another illness and would have passed away anyway. The disease is very contagious and can kill, but the amount of people that actually died from the disease in this country is less than recorded. Ask your daughter if she can explain the excess deaths.
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Post by Okebournegas on Jul 15, 2021 20:17:24 GMT
Looks like we are being moderated Okebourne, just as we may have been finding some common ground. I was out of order when we last spoke I’ll be the first to admit that , I should’ve conducted myself better and for that I do apologise. I do respect your views and I understand due to the nature of your profession and what you’ve been through at the hands of this virus why you feel so passionate.
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Post by Officer Barbrady on Jul 15, 2021 20:19:05 GMT
Looks like we are being moderated Okebourne, just as we may have been finding some common ground. I was out of order when we last spoke I’ll be the first to admit that , I should’ve conducted myself better and for that I do apologise. I do respect your views and I understand due to the nature of your profession and what you’ve been through at the hands of this virus why you feel so passionate. I should have been better as well. Two to tango. Pint on me when we get back to normal. Providing you stay 2 meters away
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Post by RD on Jul 15, 2021 20:23:19 GMT
I was out of order when we last spoke I’ll be the first to admit that , I should’ve conducted myself better and for that I do apologise. I do respect your views and I understand due to the nature of your profession and what you’ve been through at the hands of this virus why you feel so passionate. I should have been better as well. Two to tango. Pint on me when we get back to normal. Providing you stay 2 meters away And he's vaccinated Haha sorry okebourne couldn't resist 😂
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Post by Okebournegas on Jul 15, 2021 20:23:40 GMT
I was out of order when we last spoke I’ll be the first to admit that , I should’ve conducted myself better and for that I do apologise. I do respect your views and I understand due to the nature of your profession and what you’ve been through at the hands of this virus why you feel so passionate. I should have been better as well. Two to tango. Pint on me when we get back to normal. Providing you stay 2 meters away 😂😂 that’ll be lovely 👍
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Post by Okebournegas on Jul 15, 2021 20:24:02 GMT
I should have been better as well. Two to tango. Pint on me when we get back to normal. Providing you stay 2 meters away And he's vaccinated Haha sorry okebourne couldn't resist 😂 😂😂😂
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Post by Gasshole on Jul 15, 2021 20:46:02 GMT
Ok round up, round up and dial into this one you cravers of COVID conspiracies and all round government jiggery pokerry. So let me start by explaining the high school by me (Winterbourne academy, AKA the Ridings) has suffered terribly from COVID outbreaks since Xmas 2020. Currently I think only one year group are in attendance. The missus is getting her nails done today at the local beauticians. Nice job actually, shellac falsies I believe. The talk amongst all the beauty therapists and hair dressers is that there is a scandal at the school. Apparently one of the clever science boffins, you know the type, straight fringe, big front teeth and trousers that finish above the upper ankle, has discovered a way to trick the lateral flow test. In order to get time off school the pupils have been dipping the buds/test sticks in orange juice, allegedly this will return a positive COVID result. Word got out and they all did it. Now I haven’t seen this on Twitter or seen it in a cleverly worded meme so likely b0ll0x. If anyone has a spare lateral flow please try this. Did you have the pedicure as well ?
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Post by Quarters on Jul 15, 2021 20:46:43 GMT
A friend of mine worked on the COVID ward and said many families were disputing cause of death being put as COVID when it was other health issues. My daughter works in medicine as a radiographer and says there are patients she has come across which were registered as dying from covid when they were seriously ill from another illness and would have passed away anyway. The disease is very contagious and can kill, but the amount of people that actually died from the disease in this country is less than recorded. Yes we all die eventually so why count anything as covid. I despair at comments like this. So for you if people early that's OK, let's scrap the NHS and save loads of money.
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Post by oldie on Jul 15, 2021 20:56:30 GMT
Ok round up, round up and dial into this one you cravers of COVID conspiracies and all round government jiggery pokerry. So let me start by explaining the high school by me (Winterbourne academy, AKA the Ridings) has suffered terribly from COVID outbreaks since Xmas 2020. Currently I think only one year group are in attendance. The missus is getting her nails done today at the local beauticians. Nice job actually, shellac falsies I believe. The talk amongst all the beauty therapists and hair dressers is that there is a scandal at the school. Apparently one of the clever science boffins, you know the type, straight fringe, big front teeth and trousers that finish above the upper ankle, has discovered a way to trick the lateral flow test. In order to get time off school the pupils have been dipping the buds/test sticks in orange juice, allegedly this will return a positive COVID result. Word got out and they all did it. Now I haven’t seen this on Twitter or seen it in a cleverly worded meme so likely b0ll0x. If anyone has a spare lateral flow please try this. Dam unbelievable. Pathetic beyond comment
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Jul 15, 2021 20:57:45 GMT
Parties? What parties? Unforunately all the anti vaxxers are ensuring there is nothing to party about. Can't beat a good conspiracy though to spice things up. Conspiracy to spice things up vs saving lives?) = no brainer. You really need to lower your tone , you don’t have an actual clue why individuals don’t want to take the vaccine or the reasons behind it , I’ve been reading through the posts and the levels of disrespect being banded around is ridiculous, would you actually be this brave in person , I’m not trying to be threatening here as I couldn’t knock the skin off a rice pudding but I think if you were actually brave enough to be this straight talking in person , you’d end up getting your nose put to the back of your head , just wind it in a little. I know it’s a sensitive issue band I’ve come across as a bit of a cock on here at times regarding this subject but your posts in particular are really starting to grate, just be nice as you don’t know people’s circumstances. I would be this brave. I'd absolutely always say the same in person as I would on here. It's a very effective form of self moderation.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2021 21:03:05 GMT
Ok round up, round up and dial into this one you cravers of COVID conspiracies and all round government jiggery pokerry. So let me start by explaining the high school by me (Winterbourne academy, AKA the Ridings) has suffered terribly from COVID outbreaks since Xmas 2020. Currently I think only one year group are in attendance. The missus is getting her nails done today at the local beauticians. Nice job actually, shellac falsies I believe. The talk amongst all the beauty therapists and hair dressers is that there is a scandal at the school. Apparently one of the clever science boffins, you know the type, straight fringe, big front teeth and trousers that finish above the upper ankle, has discovered a way to trick the lateral flow test. In order to get time off school the pupils have been dipping the buds/test sticks in orange juice, allegedly this will return a positive COVID result. Word got out and they all did it. Now I haven’t seen this on Twitter or seen it in a cleverly worded meme so likely b0ll0x. If anyone has a spare lateral flow please try this. Did you have the pedicure as well ? 20% off anal bleaching, so no I didn’t have the pedicure. Look after the pennies and the pounds…. You know the rest.
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Post by Gas Go Marching In on Jul 15, 2021 21:03:22 GMT
You really need to lower your tone , you don’t have an actual clue why individuals don’t want to take the vaccine or the reasons behind it , I’ve been reading through the posts and the levels of disrespect being banded around is ridiculous, would you actually be this brave in person , I’m not trying to be threatening here as I couldn’t knock the skin off a rice pudding but I think if you were actually brave enough to be this straight talking in person , you’d end up getting your nose put to the back of your head , just wind it in a little. I know it’s a sensitive issue band I’ve come across as a bit of a cock on here at times regarding this subject but your posts in particular are really starting to grate, just be nice as you don’t know people’s circumstances. I would be this brave. I'd absolutely always say the same in person as I would on here. It's a very effective form of self moderation. I would say the stuff I say on here too. It comes across different written though too. 😊
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Post by Gas Go Marching In on Jul 15, 2021 21:04:07 GMT
Did you have the pedicure as well ? 20% off anal bleaching, so no I didn’t have the pedicure. Look after the pennies and the pounds…. You know the rest. Will look after themselves.
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