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Post by baggins on Jan 9, 2015 13:31:32 GMT
What you do to farmyard animals is entirely up to you. Eat them. Not sheepdogs, obviously. As far as I know. I always opt for the cheese and onion pasty at the Mem. I always opt for lager. No cheese.
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Post by Mark Ash on Jan 9, 2015 13:33:57 GMT
Eat them. Not sheepdogs, obviously. As far as I know. I always opt for the cheese and onion pasty at the Mem. I always opt for lager. No cheese. I don't know - mine's a pint of Leerdammer, ta.
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Post by baggins on Jan 9, 2015 13:42:24 GMT
I always opt for lager. No cheese. I don't know - mine's a pint of Leerdammer, ta. I'd actually pay to see you down that.
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Post by Mark Ash on Jan 9, 2015 13:44:36 GMT
I don't know - mine's a pint of Leerdammer, ta. I'd actually pay to see you down that. I have to sip it or the holes make me burp.
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Post by Mark Ash on Jan 9, 2015 13:46:46 GMT
We've gone bonkers again, haven't we?
Oh well, at least it wasn't a serious thread ruined.
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Post by baggins on Jan 9, 2015 14:15:24 GMT
We've gone bonkers again, haven't we? Oh well, at least it wasn't a serious thread ruined. Ah well, life's too short to be serious. So, pint of cheese then? Excellent. I'm polishing off last nights Chinese later.
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Post by Mark Ash on Jan 9, 2015 14:51:20 GMT
We've gone bonkers again, haven't we? Oh well, at least it wasn't a serious thread ruined. Ah well, life's too short to be serious. So, pint of cheese then? Excellent. I'm polishing off last nights Chinese later. Mmmm... Microwave or cold?
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Post by Antonio Fargas on Jan 9, 2015 14:52:32 GMT
And Cardiff City! Possibly. I read that Bond villain Vincent Tan is holding talks with fans about returning to the blue shirt and bluebird badge. All fans should be pleased when potty owners can be influenced by fan pressure. Their crowds are down to 4,000 I believe, as people refuse to watch their team in red. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/30741073Cardiff City owner Vincent Tan agrees return to blue home kit Cardiff City will return to playing in their home blue strip from Saturday. Owner Vincent Tan gave the go-ahead during overnight boardroom discussions, after a decisive consultation meeting with supporters on Thursday. (sorry if this is off topic)
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Post by Mark Ash on Jan 9, 2015 14:57:40 GMT
And Cardiff City! Possibly. I read that Bond villain Vincent Tan is holding talks with fans about returning to the blue shirt and bluebird badge. All fans should be pleased when potty owners can be influenced by fan pressure. Their crowds are down to 4,000 I believe, as people refuse to watch their team in red. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/30741073Cardiff City owner Vincent Tan agrees return to blue home kit Cardiff City will return to playing in their home blue strip from Saturday. Owner Vincent Tan gave the go-ahead during overnight boardroom discussions, after a decisive consultation meeting with supporters on Thursday. (sorry if this is off topic) Right on topic, I'd say: blue is better than red, as we all know. Perfect timing. Good spot!
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Post by baggins on Jan 9, 2015 15:31:40 GMT
Ah well, life's too short to be serious. So, pint of cheese then? Excellent. I'm polishing off last nights Chinese later. Mmmm... Microwave or cold? Special fried rice, Singapore Chow Mein, bar b q sauce and a spring roll. Got to be microwave. 2nd part of Last Tango in Halifax later washed down with a few chilled bottles of Stella Pear Cider and violent flatulence. It's Friday night.
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Post by Gasshole on Jan 9, 2015 19:32:24 GMT
Mmmm... Microwave or cold? Special fried rice, Singapore Chow Mein, bar b q sauce and a spring roll. Got to be microwave. 2nd part of Last Tango in Halifax later washed down with a few chilled bottles of Stella Pear Cider and violent flatulence. It's Friday night. A charcoal biscuit before bedtime will help with your chronic flatulence, if you haven't got one just nibble on an airline seat.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2015 19:38:54 GMT
Special fried rice, Singapore Chow Mein, bar b q sauce and a spring roll. Got to be microwave. 2nd part of Last Tango in Halifax later washed down with a few chilled bottles of Stella Pear Cider and violent flatulence. It's Friday night. A charcoal biscuit before bedtime will help with your chronic flatulence, if you haven't got one just nibble on an airline seat. I tried a charcoal biscuit once but it kept falling out every time I farted.
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Post by Gasshole on Jan 9, 2015 19:53:45 GMT
A charcoal biscuit before bedtime will help with your chronic flatulence, if you haven't got one just nibble on an airline seat. I tried a charcoal biscuit once but it kept falling out every time I farted. You can get bigger ones from the vets ( for cattle) . Remember fat end first, you'll probably need a friend to help slam it in. A good run up should do the trick.
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Post by Mark Ash on Jan 9, 2015 19:54:29 GMT
A charcoal biscuit before bedtime will help with your chronic flatulence, if you haven't got one just nibble on an airline seat. I tried a charcoal biscuit once but it kept falling out every time I farted. Like the deodorant stick that said, Remove cap and push up bottom. I could barely walk but my farts smelled nice. That old one
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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2015 20:01:13 GMT
I tried a charcoal biscuit once but it kept falling out every time I farted. Like the deodorant stick that said, Remove cap and push up bottom. I could barely walk but my farts smelled nice. That old one I use an air-assole.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2015 20:05:36 GMT
I tried a charcoal biscuit once but it kept falling out every time I farted. You can get bigger ones from the vets ( for cattle) . Remember fat end first, you'll probably need a friend to help slam it in. A good run up should do the trick. Are you talking from experience?
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Post by Gasshole on Jan 9, 2015 20:09:52 GMT
I tried a charcoal biscuit once but it kept falling out every time I farted. Like the deodorant stick that said, Remove cap and push up bottom. I could barely walk but my farts smelled nice. That old one I forgot to remove the cap once, didn't work very well. Silly me. I was able to re-gift it though.
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Post by Gasshole on Jan 9, 2015 20:18:06 GMT
You can get bigger ones from the vets ( for cattle) . Remember fat end first, you'll probably need a friend to help slam it in. A good run up should do the trick. Are you talking from experience? No I don't have any friends, it's a struggle.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2015 20:19:51 GMT
Are you talking from experience? No I don't have any friends, it's a struggle. I share your pain.
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Post by Gasshole on Jan 9, 2015 20:49:04 GMT
No I don't have any friends, it's a struggle. I share your pain. It maybe easier to try the airline seat, or just wallow in the filth. #badgas
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