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Post by Sir Trevor on Jun 24, 2023 17:45:57 GMT
My 7 yr old wants to see the s**t... What do I do Take him/her/them to the nearest sewage works. Ask them/her/him to take to take a real deep breath. Mission accomplished. |
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Post by Colyton Gas on Jun 24, 2023 18:56:36 GMT
Everyone is assuming your 7 year old is of the male variety so think you should not enlighten us further in order to ensure his/her anonymity.
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Post by rovers5charlton5 on Jun 24, 2023 19:07:33 GMT
My 7 yr old wants to see the s**t... What do I do I would be inclined to take them to a s**t preseason game, where the standard of play and atmosphere is usually poor, and then take them to a big game down at the Mem where its likely to be rocking. |
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Post by gasify on Jun 24, 2023 19:09:41 GMT
No Good. Childline will blame the parents whereby this is clearly a mental problem with the child. Esther will sort it for you. |
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Post by toggsy2 on Jun 24, 2023 19:34:32 GMT
Can we ban the OP
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Post by blueblood1883 on Jun 24, 2023 23:03:01 GMT
My 7 yr old wants to see the s**t... What do I do I would be inclined to take them to a s**t preseason game, where the standard of play and atmosphere is usually poor, and then take them to a big game down at the Mem where its likely to be rocking. Is the atmosphere at a pre season friendly any different to the normal match day experience you get at the rugby ground ? ... Asking for a friend .. |
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Post by rovers5charlton5 on Jun 25, 2023 9:27:08 GMT
I would be inclined to take them to a s**t preseason game, where the standard of play and atmosphere is usually poor, and then take them to a big game down at the Mem where its likely to be rocking. Is the atmosphere at a pre season friendly any different to the normal match day experience you get at the rugby ground ? ... Asking for a friend .. I've only ever been to preseason friendlies, so can't help you there I'm afraid. |
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Post by matealotblue on Jun 25, 2023 11:57:12 GMT
My 7 yr old wants to see the s**t... What do I do Get them to look down the toilet before pulling the flush……..  |
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Post by nickchippenhamgas on Jun 25, 2023 13:56:15 GMT
My 7 yr old wants to see the s**t... What do I do MK Ultra? |
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Post by mftc on Jun 25, 2023 15:55:20 GMT
Take him to the Oxford league cup game.
Should be quiet with a near second string for both sides.
Drive through the centre in rush hour so you get stuck in traffic (kids get bored with the "Are we there yet?" query even ten minutes). Make a point of the cost of the clean air charge, so you show you are in a miserable mood. Park quite a distance away so he has to walk miles. Walk past a dodgy City pub that looks scary.
At the Gate, remark how expensive the match tickets and food are, and how much the City players are on.
If you are kinda cruel, could sabotage any food or drink by adding something he doesn't like (mayo/horseradish in a burger etc).
If you moan, it will deflate him. (Works when my Mrs does it!).
Hopefully players won't be interested and it is a pretty dull one nil AET defeat and they get booed off.
Then bring him to a raucous Mem against one of the big boys.
If he likes his food take him to the fanzone to give him a sumptuous meal, buy a 50/50 and tell him he can win a grand (that's a lot of v bucks), and buy a programme, maybe arrange a picture of him in it so he can treasure it as a memento.
Contact Pete beforehand to let him know it is his first game at the Mem and he might arrange a free gift and maybe the opportunity to meet a player - I the think he has done that for others.
Contact Lance and get his name announced on the tannoy, and request his favourite song gets played.
As for the match, hopefully it is a good old fashioned underdog game with the crowd right behind them in a good cup tie atmosphere.
Tell your mates he is coming beforehand so they make a fuss of him and are inclusive when talking about the game, and pass round half time sweets etc, then make sure be gets in the clubhouse to see the Prem results (think most young kids are interested) and then maybe see the players leave around 5.30 so he can have pictures and autographs.
Should be chalk and cheese, so he can choose the Gas as the best team, with players and staff who make a real effort and want kids to have a good all round day.
Importantly it would seem that it was his choice to support the Gas.
(Just read that back and I seem a right devious git!)
From my experience with kids it is important not to Tell them what they should do,but give gentle influence so They make the right choices in life).
Maybe take him to the Community Trust Halloween party later on as well, so you drip feed the Gas influence.
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Post by gashead1981 on Jun 25, 2023 20:15:58 GMT
Just take him to Rovers mate, get Pete Weymouth to sort him a welcome pack in the shop, he makes a good fuss of the kids, brilliant with them. Sit somewhere decent for his first game that gives him a good view and a bit of atmosphere.
I took my boy from when he was 18 months, he’s 5 now and loves it. Rovers is our special time together.
We sing goodnight Irene and the gas go marching in every night before bed at his request now.
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Post by Goose on Jun 25, 2023 21:55:43 GMT
Take him to the Oxford league cup game. Should be quiet with a near second string for both sides. Drive through the centre in rush hour so you get stuck in traffic (kids get bored with the "Are we there yet?" query even ten minutes). Make a point of the cost of the clean air charge, so you show you are in a miserable mood. Park quite a distance away so he has to walk miles. Walk past a dodgy City pub that looks scary. At the Gate, remark how expensive the match tickets and food are, and how much the City players are on. If you are kinda cruel, could sabotage any food or drink by adding something he doesn't like (mayo/horseradish in a burger etc). If you moan, it will deflate him. (Works when my Mrs does it!). Hopefully players won't be interested and it is a pretty dull one nil AET defeat and they get booed off. Then bring him to a raucous Mem against one of the big boys. If he likes his food take him to the fanzone to give him a sumptuous meal, buy a 50/50 and tell him he can win a grand (that's a lot of v bucks), and buy a programme, maybe arrange a picture of him in it so he can treasure it as a memento. Contact Pete beforehand to let him know it is his first game at the Mem and he might arrange a free gift and maybe the opportunity to meet a player - I the think he has done that for others. Contact Lance and get his name announced on the tannoy, and request his favourite song gets played. As for the match, hopefully it is a good old fashioned underdog game with the crowd right behind them in a good cup tie atmosphere. Tell your mates he is coming beforehand so they make a fuss of him and are inclusive when talking about the game, and pass round half time sweets etc, then make sure be gets in the clubhouse to see the Prem results (think most young kids are interested) and then maybe see the players leave around 5.30 so he can have pictures and autographs. Should be chalk and cheese, so he can choose the Gas as the best team, with players and staff who make a real effort and want kids to have a good all round day. Importantly it would seem that it was his choice to support the Gas. (Just read that back and I seem a right devious git!) From my experience with kids it is important not to Tell them what they should do,but give gentle influence so They make the right choices in life). Maybe take him to the Community Trust Halloween party later on as well, so you drip feed the Gas influence. Brilliant thanks for this.. His birthday is 5/10 and mine is the 9/10, so thinking maybe the PV game, possibly a bit quieter mid week. Would you suggest family enclosure? Or somewhere like East stand so he can sit? I'll drop them a line. Much appreciated |
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Post by Goose on Jun 25, 2023 21:56:36 GMT
Just take him to Rovers mate, get Pete Weymouth to sort him a welcome pack in the shop, he makes a good fuss of the kids, brilliant with them. Sit somewhere decent for his first game that gives him a good view and a bit of atmosphere. I took my boy from when he was 18 months, he’s 5 now and loves it. Rovers is our special time together. We sing goodnight Irene and the gas go marching in every night before bed at his request now. Thanks for this, between you and mtfc some great ideas. Cheers |
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Post by Gastafari on Jun 25, 2023 22:32:08 GMT
You need to have one of those 'sit downs' usually those tend to be done a few years down the line, but this is an extreme case that needs to be dealt with immediately.
At 7 I'm sure you've taught him/her about some of the 'Rights and Wrongs' of life.
Whichever way you feel is best, just make sure he/she knows and understands that Rovers will always be the Right, and City will always be the very bad and wrong. He/she'll appreciate the advice you gave him/her for the rest of their life 🙂
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Post by bs10er on Jun 26, 2023 6:46:14 GMT
Think MFTC has come up with the best option,if that don't work you have lost him to the dark side.Shame.
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Post by gasheadmichal on Jun 26, 2023 8:41:26 GMT
Fear not.
Let the kid choose for himself.
You can't fail if you give others opportunity to make own choices.
UTG.
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Post by oliverhelmet on Jun 26, 2023 10:12:36 GMT
Important lesson to adhere to - indoctrinate from birth.
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