Well, at least Gasattack seems to have woke up this morning.
Good morning Gentlemen, Ladies. Well sit down then!
Today's task must be considered the toughest fixture of the season, and that is how we should face up to every single match one at a time. Until we put our absolute maximum into every game we will continue to drop sodding points.
Ideal fixture? They've got a poor away record? Bullshit! They will represent a very tough challenge, and you can bloody drop all this "they raised their game" patronising rubbish too - WE should be raising our sodding game! Every Game! Some of you might enjoy your days out in sodding Poundland , but i want us to make our way up to Waitrose at least then i stand a chance of blending in for christs sake.
From the whistle i expect to see high tempo, 100% effort and indeed urgency to seize the initiative, if we go a goal up there must be no bleedin let up, i want blood, sweat, tears and more bloody goals all the way to the final whistle with winning being seen as the only sodding outcome acceptable.
And if any supporters think this is one of those games we "Should win" "Ought to win" etc think again. Lincoln can definitely beat us and will if we aren't at our very best. They are also very capable of building a brick wall and parking the sodding No.54 Bus to frustrate a point out of us. Remember, excuses are for people who don't sodding want it bad enough.
Young Matthew the goals are coming now, today i want you to get more shots away, your part today must be John Wilkes Booth, and just like him you can go down in history, make no mistake about it.
Now then Darrell, you are my team leader so prepare your team, explain what you need and expect and return 3 points to my boardroom by 5 o'clock. Good luck and do us proud.
I'll see you all on Monday. Go on get out.