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Post by inee on Jul 7, 2014 18:51:22 GMT
Interestingly, having stayed in a finnish wodland recently, I had to kill a bear. It was coming right for us and all I had was an axe because I was chopping fire/sauna wood at the time. I plunged it in to the beasts mind and won the hearts of all the Finns in the village. They carried me on their shoulders to the local sauna. True story. which one is you ras
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Post by markczgas on Jul 7, 2014 22:30:43 GMT
People go to bed earlier on Gaschat - probably very sensible too !!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2014 22:36:10 GMT
People go to bed earlier on Gaschat - probably very sensible too !! no they don't.... and i'll sit here with a few cans of stella for the next 4 hours to prove it.... p.s. I've got the first time off of work since October.... I rock
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Post by seanclevedongas on Jul 8, 2014 0:51:17 GMT
Have you finished off those cans then and whimped off to bed?
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Post by Henbury Gas on Jul 8, 2014 7:06:23 GMT
All the interesting stuff on there is done by secret message
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2014 7:26:50 GMT
All the interesting stuff on there is done by secret messageĀ The brown bear drinks cans at midnight. I repeat: the brown bear drinks cans at midnight. ABORT ABORT!!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2014 8:02:06 GMT
It requires a thread like this to prop up insecurities?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2014 8:09:20 GMT
Thanks again for your positive and insightful contributions Oldie.
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Post by newmarketgas on Jul 8, 2014 8:11:03 GMT
Oldie, It requires a comment like that to massage an ego ?
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Post by RD on Jul 8, 2014 9:51:22 GMT
It requires a thread like this to prop up insecurities? Waaaheey!!!! The life and soul is back!! Happy days!!!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2014 12:16:17 GMT
Hugo My very great pleasure
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At my age one does require quite regular medical check ups. It has been confirmed that my ego is alive, well and vibrant. It requires no medical intervention including massage. I was told it is big enough to take care of itself whatever attack it may come under. In stark contrast apparently.
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Always happy to brighten your day and alleviate the tedium of the shallow, banal and inane.
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Post by RD on Jul 8, 2014 12:22:10 GMT
Roversdrive
Always happy to brighten your day and alleviate the tedium of the shallow, banal and inane. Thanks, that means more than you will know. I spend most days sat at my computer just waiting to see your name appear on the list of online users. This place is so dull without you. I had a dream last night that you were strapped to a chair, unable to move and were therefore constantly online. I smothered you in chocolate and we ate candy floss together. Bizarrely I woke up dry-humping my gilfriend.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2014 12:29:51 GMT
Roversdrive
Always happy to brighten your day and alleviate the tedium of the shallow, banal and inane. Thanks, that means more than you will know. I spend most days sat at my computer just waiting to see your name appear on the list of online users. This place is so dull without you. I had a dream last night that you were strapped to a chair, unable to move and were therefore constantly online. I smothered you in chocolate and we ate candy floss together. Bizarrely I woke up dry-humping my gilfriend. I agree with your second sentence, but stalking me is rather worrisome. As for your dream, this clearly indicates some form of psychosis and latent sexual preferences. As a committed heterosexual, with several witnesses to this fact, I would much prefer if you aimed your ambitions elsewhere. But I do hope you eventually find contentment. Perhaps a fellow moderator (as evidenced by contributions to this forum) might be more accommodating.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2014 12:36:06 GMT
If we are all so terrible, with fragile egos and with humour that does not appeal why do you use this forum Oldie?
What do you enjoy that keeps you coming back?
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Post by RD on Jul 8, 2014 12:39:20 GMT
Thanks, that means more than you will know. I spend most days sat at my computer just waiting to see your name appear on the list of online users. This place is so dull without you. I had a dream last night that you were strapped to a chair, unable to move and were therefore constantly online. I smothered you in chocolate and we ate candy floss together. Bizarrely I woke up dry-humping my gilfriend. I agree with your second sentence, but stalking me is rather worrisome. As for your dream, this clearly indicates some form of psychosis and latent sexual preferences. As a committed heterosexual, with several witnesses to this fact, I would much prefer if you aimed your ambitions elsewhere. But I do hope you eventually find contentment. Perhaps a fellow moderator (as evidenced by contributions to this forum) might be more accommodating.
Dear Oldie, I will assume you mean second paragraph? Firstly I must confirm that I too am heterosexual - I knew we'd have lots in common! My girlfriend can vouch for that and I can confirm that she has all of the neccessary lady parts. Dave tells me it doesn't make a difference that I make love to her whilst she wears a mask of your face as ultimately she's a woman. The difficulty with creating the mask of you was of course the issue that i've never seen your face. As such I had to guess. So I googled "world's happiest man" on Google Images. Below is the mask that my girlfriend now wears to bed each night: I'm sure it bears an uncanny resemblence as I've often imagined you with a big grin across your face and sat in gorgeous green fields. I bet it brings out your eyes. Finally, I don't believe that love can be categorised as phychosis. Perhaps you need a dictionary? dictionary.reference.com/browse/loveLove as always, RD xxx
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2014 12:51:35 GMT
Hugo One likes to keep abreast of all opinions on a subject (BRFC) which one has a liking for. Not terrible Hugo, but rather lacking in informed and valid comment.
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I will assume you mean second paragraph? No sorry I meant I agree with this
On the rest I do feel that you protest too much sir.
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Post by RD on Jul 8, 2014 12:53:59 GMT
Roverdrive
I will assume you mean second paragraph? No sorry I meant I agree with this
On the rest I do feel that you protest too much sir. Protesting? No protest here; I am happy to shout my love for you from the rooftops. P.S. Are you still coming over later?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2014 12:57:13 GMT
So we lack informed or valid comments but you use us as a source of information?
Happy fishing.
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Post by Hugo Admin on Jul 8, 2014 13:19:05 GMT
That's quite enough from all of you thank you.
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Post by Henbury Gas on Jul 8, 2014 13:24:32 GMT
That's quite enough from all of you thank you. Ban the pair of them i say Ras to much for this site
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