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Post by wrongsideoftheriver on Sept 10, 2015 12:44:19 GMT
Mitch Harding! About 4 stone over weight and was knackered after being on the pitch for 10 minutes! He'll be lucky to get into a lower half conference team. Any one remember that striker we brought in on loan from Charlton? scored a hatrick on his debut then couldn't hit a cows ass with a banjo after that game. Apart from that one game against Brentford he was pretty useless. He won't be playing anywhere near that level again - he's a personal trainer now! And the Charlton chap was Chris Dickson. Everyone was calling for us to sign him after 2 games! Then.... he never scored again! As you can see I'm a highly tuned athlete with a killer body.
How many lessons can I book you in for....
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Post by Gas Go Marching In on Sept 10, 2015 13:09:58 GMT
He won't be playing anywhere near that level again - he's a personal trainer now! And the Charlton chap was Chris Dickson. Everyone was calling for us to sign him after 2 games! Then.... he never scored again! As you can see I'm a highly tuned athlete with a killer body.
How many lessons can I book you in for....
To be fair it wasn't like he was fat. Just too much time in the gym I reckon.
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Post by Big Jock on Sept 10, 2015 13:23:40 GMT
Best striker as a wee lad? This little dynamo 2nd in from right in Blue shirt wit a shot they wee man had! Yous young uns ave missed oot so ye ave with yer pishy Gaystations and Egg Boxes if these little feckers let you down ye could snap their eads aff!!!
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Post by fanboy on Sept 10, 2015 13:26:52 GMT
He won't be playing anywhere near that level again - he's a personal trainer now! And the Charlton chap was Chris Dickson. Everyone was calling for us to sign him after 2 games! Then.... he never scored again! As you can see I'm a highly tuned athlete with a killer body.
How many lessons can I book you in for....
To be fair the bloke was an absolute tank. Don't think much of it was flab!
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Post by mftc on Sept 10, 2015 13:28:01 GMT
Didnlt Moussa once head a goalbound Nathan Ellington header off the line v Luton and we drew 3-3! We got relegated that season (by two points?) and that started the next awful 10 years. Decent haircut though.
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Post by turdburger on Sept 10, 2015 13:44:18 GMT
May get shot down for this but one of mine has to be junior agogo. Lazy barsteward he was.
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Post by Gastafari on Sept 10, 2015 13:50:06 GMT
May get shot down for this but one of mine has to be junior agogo. Lazy barsteward he was. He may of been lazy but without his goals we would of been relegated to The Conference a decade before we actually were.
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Post by CrispPusher on Sept 10, 2015 14:13:52 GMT
Some Gasheads don't have the best record of rating strikers (Lambert useless fat midfielder) Jefferson Louis or poor old David Gilroy for me, Akinde and Beardsley are the worst we've had on loan from another club. In fact Beardsley is probably the worst "striker" to have ever wore the blue and white quarters!
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Post by wrongsideoftheriver on Sept 10, 2015 14:27:16 GMT
As you can see I'm a highly tuned athlete with a killer body.
How many lessons can I book you in for....
To be fair the bloke was an absolute tank. Don't think much of it was flab! He was a heffer!
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Post by Nortongashead on Sept 10, 2015 14:31:01 GMT
1st Derek Riordan 2nd Martin Paul 3rd Chris Beardsley
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Post by eastville1966 on Sept 10, 2015 14:39:59 GMT
Some Gasheads don't have the best record of rating strikers (Lambert useless fat midfielder) Jefferson Louis or poor old David Gilroy for me, Akinde and Beardsley are the worst we've had on loan from another club. In fact Beardsley is probably the worst "striker" to have ever wore the blue and white quarters!This now ensures that Beardsley will score a hat trick against us when we play Mansfield. Thanks a bunch.
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Post by nailseamark on Sept 10, 2015 14:53:10 GMT
Don't know why Mitch Harding bulked up so much. What's the point in being a tank of you're two foot tall? Still not going to win any headers.
Only time we used him was to hold the ball up in the corner flag to waste time.
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Post by RD on Sept 10, 2015 14:55:46 GMT
Riordan was played out of position on the wing though. There have been far worse than him IMO.
Justin Richards was absolute dogsh*t and one of our most expensive signings ever at 200k. Cameron and Weare were terrible also, not to mention Dave Gilroy.
Michele Di Piedi was also pretty awful. And of course, Jefferson Louis.
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Post by kentgas on Sept 10, 2015 15:08:08 GMT
Mickey Evans was truly appalling - and expensive.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2015 15:13:04 GMT
This one is easy!
It's Paul Tait, obviously!
Not only was a terrible striker by professional footballer standard, but also quite frankly probably wouldn't have got many down the local park!
Truly awkward looking player who was just very bad.
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Post by wiaww on Sept 10, 2015 15:22:55 GMT
Rene Howe might make a few lists? I seem to remember Howe getting slated big time when he was here, although I didn't think he was that bad, and actually quite a useful foil for Will Hoskins. Hoskin's career seemed to stall after leaving us, I think he suffered with injuries at Brighton but I was surprised with how poorly he did at Oxford. Will's at Exeter now, and bearing quite a resemblance to our very own Billy Bodin... I wonder if anyone would notice...
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Post by yattongas on Sept 10, 2015 15:32:37 GMT
Errington Kelly
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Post by Gas-Ed on Sept 10, 2015 16:10:35 GMT
Just thought of another...Kevin Gall. He was utter gash.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2015 16:16:57 GMT
May get shot down for this but one of mine has to be junior agogo. Lazy barsteward he was. If it wasn't for that 'lazy barsteward' we wouldn't have received a single penny for him. That 'lazy batsteward' signed a contract so we would get a transfer fee. He could have easily walked away and get a better deal for himself, but the 'lazy barsteward' didn't.
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Post by pucklegas on Sept 10, 2015 16:25:29 GMT
Ansah owusu good for scrabble, not a striker!
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