Pet Hates

Politicians who oppose for the sake of it rather than doing what is best for the country -"I disagree, now what is the question?"

Bad table manners, especially talking while chewing

Educated people who lack common sense - my wife will put an item in the tumble dryer without adjusting the timer accordingly. Sometimes it is nearly dry yet is on for an hour, it is too hot to touch!

People who state opinions as facts

Never understood the legions of scrapers ever since a mate at work gave me a top tip 20 years ago. Start up the car, set heaters to full heat and blast at the windscreen, then pour a jug of COLD water over the windscreen. Melts the ice in 2 seconds, no trouble, no scraping.

"no trouble, no scraping. " - Sounds like an advert for Clit Bang to me !

Stuck in a traffic queue, and then some smart alec drives to the front and tries to push in. In Germany, this is a National sport, as they all think they drive like Michael Schumaker. It really grips my sh1t.

No......I prefer it to be called that 

I enjoy Radio 5 but sometimes their news reports annoy me. They start off with a statement then go on to say it is a report after a pause for effect.

Also, their sports news is read so quickly that stories merge, have a listen next time. George Riley is especially at fault.

Finally, getting a guest on just before the news and having to cut it short. They are a 24hour news programme, they have plenty if time to fit everyone in.

You tell me, no trouble, no scraping, clit bang. Friday nights for you right?

Glad you've reminded me, plenty of pet hates about Radio 5 (despite it still being my favourite station...)

First of all not going to the news on time at the half hour....how hard can it be? It's at it's worst during phone-ins where they'll start one and sometimes two new calls after the time the news should have started...

Then there's travel news....for some reason they've started doing 'highlights' of it ten minutes before they actually do it all....what is the point of that?

Dimp lady garden(s) who can't seperate religion from race.
The even dimper lady garden(s) who decided that racism and anti religiousness were the same crime (w**ker governments).
Even dimper dimp lady garden(s) who knock your door asking for charity donations, who get upset when you tell em that beagles should be allowed to smoke.
The majority of humans fecking thick arsehole bellend lady garden(s), who believe everything they are told.
People who seem to get upset if they knock the door and then get a slap for disturbing you (again twats).
Delivery companies who take weeks to flicking deliver stuff, when i can order stuff from china and it arrives quicker.
lady garden(s) stain cyclists who ride on pavements and tell you to move, f**k off it's a pavement use the road oh and stop moaning when you get shoulder barged or pushed into the road.
Cyclists who have the neck to complain you nearly hit them when they pull out without doing a lifesaver, yes you need to die pricks.
Idiots who collide with you then whine when you punch em in the face.
Parent/child spaces in car parks, really your kids should walk like everyone else, you just turning em into whiny little fat f**k-ers.
Parents who drive to pick up their kids walk you lazy slobby bastards,and teach you spoilt brats to walk too.
Parents who block drives and park on pavements when picking up kids, don't whine when your car has scratches all down the side from a pushchair.
Trying to solder with the shake and burning fingertips.
Wankers who create begging tv adverts, when will you learn if anyone gave a f**k they would donate to your sh** cause.
Sweaty, warm or melted cheese, soggy bread, should be a hanging offence for making sandwiches that can sweat.
Pricks who add cheese to food which will then melt, it aint big and it ain't clever are you really that sh** a cook that you have to add cheese.
Blessed meat, look it's simple if i fecking wanted my meat blessed by some feeble minded individual who has to believe in fairy tales to live, then i would ask my local religious bellend to do it.
Veggiehairyscums, absolute bellends, don't eat meat but will wear leather, eat sweets and drink milk, dont they realise the animal was still slaughtered for fecks sake(unless your a veggie for a genuine medical reason then your forgiven.
Veggiehairyscums, who wont eat meat but will happily dine on eggs, #it still dropped out of an animal.
Veggiehairyscums, who wont eat meat as it's cruel but eat fish who have been left to suffocate for a long while before they eat it
Teds.