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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2016 12:57:28 GMT
It's the nearest he gets to any sort of bird. Mine flew out the window last night. Puncture. It's just another form of rejection. |
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Post by baggins on Mar 8, 2016 13:18:16 GMT
Mine flew out the window last night. Puncture. It's just another form of rejection. Comes to something when she fakes a puncture. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2016 13:33:14 GMT
It's just another form of rejection. Comes to something when she fakes a puncture. I'd like to say I share your pain, but I don't. |
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Post by baggins on Mar 8, 2016 13:36:49 GMT
Comes to something when she fakes a puncture. I'd like to say I share your pain, but I don't. That's ok, I don't have sausage for dinner. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2016 13:45:06 GMT
I'd like to say I share your pain, but I don't. That's ok, I don't have sausage for dinner. I haven't got sausage for dinner tonight. It'll be 'Chef's Surprise', in that nobody is quite sure what she will dish up. Even she is not sure what she will dish up. The meal could change during the cooking of it. Mother-In-Law has a small dog. Quite often, after a 'Chef's Surprise' I offer to take him for a walk. Me and Charlie (his name) then go to a Burger King nearby for some scran. Last week, the family were out for a walk, Charlie was off his lead, and what does he do? Yep, he turned off the path and went straight to the door of the Burger King, standing outside waiting for someone to open it. They all laughed and wondered what he was doing. I had to have a stern word with him later that night as he had nearly given the game away. |
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Post by baggins on Mar 8, 2016 13:55:04 GMT
That's ok, I don't have sausage for dinner. I haven't got sausage for dinner tonight. It'll be 'Chef's Surprise', in that nobody is quite sure what she will dish up. Even she is not sure what she will dish up. The meal could change during the cooking of it. Mother-In-Law has a small dog. Quite often, after a 'Chef's Surprise' I offer to take him for a walk. Me and Charlie (his name) then go to a Burger King nearby for some scran. Last week, the family were out for a walk, Charlie was off his lead, and what does he do? Yep, he turned off the path and went straight to the door of the Burger King, standing outside waiting for someone to open it. They all laughed and wondered what he was doing. I had to have a stern word with him later that night as he had nearly given the game away. Turned in by a dog. He'll be dinner next weekend. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2016 14:07:17 GMT
I haven't got sausage for dinner tonight. It'll be 'Chef's Surprise', in that nobody is quite sure what she will dish up. Even she is not sure what she will dish up. The meal could change during the cooking of it. Mother-In-Law has a small dog. Quite often, after a 'Chef's Surprise' I offer to take him for a walk. Me and Charlie (his name) then go to a Burger King nearby for some scran. Last week, the family were out for a walk, Charlie was off his lead, and what does he do? Yep, he turned off the path and went straight to the door of the Burger King, standing outside waiting for someone to open it. They all laughed and wondered what he was doing. I had to have a stern word with him later that night as he had nearly given the game away. Turned in by a dog. He'll be dinner next weekend. Nah, he's too small. Not even a snack. |
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Mar 8, 2016 20:57:25 GMT
That's ok, I don't have sausage for dinner. I haven't got sausage for dinner tonight. It'll be 'Chef's Surprise', in that nobody is quite sure what she will dish up. Even she is not sure what she will dish up. The meal could change during the cooking of it. Mother-In-Law has a small dog. Quite often, after a 'Chef's Surprise' I offer to take him for a walk. Me and Charlie (his name) then go to a Burger King nearby for some scran. Last week, the family were out for a walk, Charlie was off his lead, and what does he do? Yep, he turned off the path and went straight to the door of the Burger King, standing outside waiting for someone to open it. They all laughed and wondered what he was doing. I had to have a stern word with him later that night as he had nearly given the game away. Chefs surprise? You can dress it up how you like and Mrs Nobby can mutilate it as much as she likes. But it's still a sausage. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2016 21:25:08 GMT
I haven't got sausage for dinner tonight. It'll be 'Chef's Surprise', in that nobody is quite sure what she will dish up. Even she is not sure what she will dish up. The meal could change during the cooking of it. Mother-In-Law has a small dog. Quite often, after a 'Chef's Surprise' I offer to take him for a walk. Me and Charlie (his name) then go to a Burger King nearby for some scran. Last week, the family were out for a walk, Charlie was off his lead, and what does he do? Yep, he turned off the path and went straight to the door of the Burger King, standing outside waiting for someone to open it. They all laughed and wondered what he was doing. I had to have a stern word with him later that night as he had nearly given the game away. Chefs surprise? You can dress it up how you like and Mrs Nobby can mutilate it as much as she likes. But it's still a sausage. As it turned out, She Who Casts No Shadow went out to meet some of her fellow witches friends, so I made myself some nice Spare Ribs, mushrooms and chips, with a couple of pieces of bread & butter. |
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Mar 8, 2016 22:42:03 GMT
Chefs surprise? You can dress it up how you like and Mrs Nobby can mutilate it as much as she likes. But it's still a sausage. As it turned out, She Who Casts No Shadow went out to meet some of her fellow witches friends, so I made myself some nice Spare Ribs, mushrooms and chips, with a couple of pieces of bread & butter. Meanwhile baggins had a pot noodle for 1 and watched Murder she wrote. True story. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2016 9:33:53 GMT
As it turned out, She Who Casts No Shadow went out to meet some of her fellow witches friends, so I made myself some nice Spare Ribs, mushrooms and chips, with a couple of pieces of bread & butter. Meanwhile baggins had a pot noodle for 1 and watched Murder she wrote. True story. He told me his night didn't end well........His right hand said, "no" ! |
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Post by baggins on Mar 9, 2016 11:35:20 GMT
As it turned out, She Who Casts No Shadow went out to meet some of her fellow witches friends, so I made myself some nice Spare Ribs, mushrooms and chips, with a couple of pieces of bread & butter. Meanwhile baggins had a pot noodle for 1 and watched Murder she wrote. True story. That's my Friday night sorted. |
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Post by Big Jock on Mar 9, 2016 21:50:17 GMT
That's frickin Ginger!!!! I like a red-head, the girlfriend is one. Once during a "heated discussion" I called her a ginger, she went fu(king ballistic with me and walked off! So every time I want to win an argument with her, guess what I say.... ..... Tick Tock?  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2016 22:38:25 GMT
"So every time I want to win an argument with her, guess what I say...." - Win an argument?...with a woman?......It'll never happen.
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Post by inee on Mar 10, 2016 18:27:18 GMT
After all these years tis still difficult to watch the new series of the X-Files without me pee pee tingling or dancing on it's own Tsk, Mulder eh? yer i only just remembered that in the series (last one) she pushed out a sprog, so double bonus coconut M.I.L.F |
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