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Post by Gasshole on Jun 7, 2016 10:03:15 GMT
I can't wait for some actual news No need to wait, just make it up.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2016 10:03:56 GMT
I can't wait for some actual news Here is some actual news.......... "And in a packed programme tonight, I shall be having a word with a man who goes in for meditation, because he thinks it’s better than sitting around doing nothing. And we’ll be talking to a car designer who’s crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with The Hatchback of Notre Dame. And we had hoped to have been bringing you Arthur the Human Chameleon, but this afternoon, he crawled across a tartan rug and died of exhaustion. West Mersea police announced tonight that they wish to interview a man wearing high heels and frilly knickers, but the Chief Constable said they must wear their normal uniforms. Latest on the bullion robbery: At Wansforth Police Station, a man who’s as deaf as a post, and doesn’t speak English, with a terrible stutter, bad breath and squeaky shoes, is not helping the police with their inquiries one little bit. Hats off to the Two Ronnies......
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2016 10:07:17 GMT
More news.........
The search for the man who terrorizes nudist camps with a bacon slicer goes on. Inspector Lemuel Jones had a tip-off this morning, but hopes to be back on duty tomorrow.
Finally, it was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men. Laurel and Hardy.
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Post by Gasshole on Jun 7, 2016 10:07:47 GMT
I can't wait for some actual news Here is some actual news.......... "And in a packed programme tonight, I shall be having a word with a man who goes in for meditation, because he thinks it’s better than sitting around doing nothing. And we’ll be talking to a car designer who’s crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with The Hatchback of Notre Dame. And we had hoped to have been bringing you Arthur the Human Chameleon, but this afternoon, he crawled across a tartan rug and died of exhaustion. West Mersea police announced tonight that they wish to interview a man wearing high heels and frilly knickers, but the Chief Constable said they must wear their normal uniforms. Latest on the bullion robbery: At Wansforth Police Station, a man who’s as deaf as a post, and doesn’t speak English, with a terrible stutter, bad breath and squeaky shoes, is not helping the police with their inquiries one little bit. Hats off to the Two Ronnies...... Ha ha ha fkin Classic. it ain't old it's gold.
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Post by lpgas on Jun 7, 2016 10:11:01 GMT
Too old, even for us, he would make Lawrence look like a teenager
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Post by Antonio Fargas on Jun 7, 2016 10:19:44 GMT
In other news, Nobbygas was on trial for stealing Viagra. He tried to plea that he didn't need the stuff anyway, but he couldn't make it stand up in court.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2016 10:27:10 GMT
In other news, Nobbygas was on trial for stealing Viagra. He tried to plea that he didn't need the stuff anyway, but he couldn't make it stand up in court. In my defence it really is quite difficult to get an erection in a court, even aided by Viagra.....apparently. How would you fare if Starsky & Hutch were staring at you? Would you get excited?....... Probably best not answer that!
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Post by aforce on Jan 31, 2019 17:31:01 GMT
Wyhhb?
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Jan 31, 2019 17:55:21 GMT
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Post by gasandelectricity on Jan 31, 2019 17:55:21 GMT
Totally
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Post by stapletongas on Jan 31, 2019 19:34:16 GMT
Curo is prob still better than anything we’ve got
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2019 19:39:05 GMT
That nobby was a right pussy. Glad he deleted.
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Post by romangas on Jan 31, 2019 19:40:29 GMT
Total professional,great player with an eye for goal who scores for fun.
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Jan 31, 2019 21:17:52 GMT
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Post by rosssgb on Jan 31, 2019 21:17:52 GMT
At this point I’d genuinely have him back.
We’re officially up the creek without a paddle
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Jan 31, 2019 22:17:51 GMT
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Post by chilly1883 on Jan 31, 2019 22:17:51 GMT
He’s 43 ffs😂
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Jan 31, 2019 22:35:46 GMT
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Post by stuart1974 on Jan 31, 2019 22:35:46 GMT
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Post by chilly1883 on Jan 31, 2019 22:52:24 GMT
yes, the same age as me👍🏽
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Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2019 5:41:44 GMT
I reckon he’d 100% still do a job at 43! Would have him back on a 3 year
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Post by stapletongas on Feb 1, 2019 5:54:59 GMT
I reckon he’d 100% still do a job at 43! Would have him back on a 3 year He would prob accept a week to week deal!
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