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Post by Marshy on Mar 24, 2017 8:50:27 GMT
Why? Nice slice of pizza and a pork pie + jelly and a pint of blackthorn perfect! Not that they do blackthorn anymore, buggers. Every pork pie you eat takes a year off your life, it's like smoking 200 ciggies a day. Wrong thread; Fact of the day.
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Post by 2nd May 1990 on Mar 24, 2017 9:34:29 GMT
Why? Nice slice of pizza and a pork pie + jelly and a pint of blackthorn perfect! Not that they do blackthorn anymore, buggers. Every pork pie you eat takes a year off your life, it's like smoking 200 ciggies a day. Oh f**k. That means I died 20 years ago
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Post by Gasshole on Mar 24, 2017 9:47:26 GMT
Every pork pie you eat takes a year off your life, it's like smoking 200 ciggies a day. Oh f**k. That means I died 20 years ago A sh1t way to find out TSOM, your dead but perfectly preserved by a thick layer of that jelly. The upside is when we finally get a new stadium in about 50 years time you will still be hanging around.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2017 10:08:41 GMT
Every pork pie you eat takes a year off your life, it's like smoking 200 ciggies a day. Oh f**k. That means I died 20 years ago Don't worry. Apparently, the NHS claim that masturbating twice a week prolongs your lifetime by 20%.........You've got years left in the bank !
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Post by philbemmygas on Mar 24, 2017 10:15:20 GMT
Oh f**k. That means I died 20 years ago Don't worry. Apparently, the NHS claim that masturbating twice a week prolongs your lifetime by 20%.........You've got years left in the bank ! Accounts for plenty on here methinks
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Post by Henbury Gas on Mar 24, 2017 10:18:30 GMT
Don't worry. Apparently, the NHS claim that masturbating twice a week prolongs your lifetime by 20%.........You've got years left in the bank ! Accounts for plenty on here methinks i did wonder Phil why you looked so young last time i was in your company.....
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2017 10:25:09 GMT
Accounts for plenty on here methinks i did wonder Phil why you looked so young last time i was in your company..... I've done the calculations.......and I'm friggin Immortal !
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Post by bs10er on Mar 24, 2017 11:57:24 GMT
I like a lovely pork pie myself. With plenty of Branston on the side. pat pat pat.... always bloody pat.... have you not worked out that pork pies are served cold and are readily available in various sizes and come packaged in plastic from pretty much any retailer, so if it's your product of choice then you can bring them in with you stashed in yer pocket, a bit like what bidefordgas Dave does with his lsd laced humbug's.... Paul,Some people like their pork pies warmed up! Anyway why should I cram a pork pie in my pocket(likely to get crushed on the 76 bus) if I could buy one at the ground?!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2017 12:03:20 GMT
pat pat pat.... always bloody pat.... have you not worked out that pork pies are served cold and are readily available in various sizes and come packaged in plastic from pretty much any retailer, so if it's your product of choice then you can bring them in with you stashed in yer pocket, a bit like what bidefordgas Dave does with his lsd laced humbug's.... Paul,Some people like their pork pies warmed up! Anyway why should I cram a pork pie in my pocket(likely to get crushed on the 76 bus) if I could buy one at the ground?! I don't think it's a good idea to warm up a Pork Pie............
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Mar 24, 2017 12:46:37 GMT
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Post by Marshy on Mar 24, 2017 12:46:37 GMT
Paul,Some people like their pork pies warmed up! Anyway why should I cram a pork pie in my pocket(likely to get crushed on the 76 bus) if I could buy one at the ground?! I don't think it's a good idea to warm up a Pork Pie............ erhh don't do that you could end up with the sheeite muslims.
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Mar 24, 2017 12:56:01 GMT
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Mar 24, 2017 12:56:01 GMT
Oh f**k. That means I died 20 years ago Don't worry. Apparently, the NHS claim that masturbating twice a week prolongs your lifetime by 20%.........You've got years left in the bank ! I'm immortal! Woo woo
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Mar 24, 2017 12:58:19 GMT
Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2017 12:58:19 GMT
Don't worry. Apparently, the NHS claim that masturbating twice a week prolongs your lifetime by 20%.........You've got years left in the bank ! I'm immortal! Woo woo Wey hey....so that's at least three of us who'll live to see the new stadium !
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Mar 24, 2017 15:57:38 GMT
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Post by gasstrictband on Mar 24, 2017 15:57:38 GMT
One of my favourite ways to eat a pork pie is to pop it into the microwave oven,warm it through not to hot , take out my false teeth ,then make a hole in the side of the pie ,then place my lips around the hole making sure there's an airtight seal, now you suck out all that warm jelly and the last drop of juice .Then pop teeth back in ,and eat the pie ,Gert lush.
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Post by seanclevedongas on Mar 24, 2017 16:42:16 GMT
One of my favourite ways to eat a pork pie is to pop it into the microwave oven,warm it through not to hot , take out my false teeth ,then make a hole in the side of the pie ,then place my lips around the hole making sure there's an airtight seal, now you suck out all that warm jelly and the last drop of juice .Then pop teeth back in ,and eat the pie ,Gert lush. Way too graphic
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Post by bs10er on Mar 24, 2017 16:57:34 GMT
One of my favourite ways to eat a pork pie is to pop it into the microwave oven,warm it through not to hot , take out my false teeth ,then make a hole in the side of the pie ,then place my lips around the hole making sure there's an airtight seal, now you suck out all that warm jelly and the last drop of juice .Then pop teeth back in ,and eat the pie ,Gert lush. Just to let Gregs know,I will be taking a Asda pork pie(with pickle on top) to Coventry tomorrow. I will be eating it in the car when we park up! Along with my corned beef sandwich! UTG
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Post by gregsy on Mar 24, 2017 17:12:18 GMT
One of my favourite ways to eat a pork pie is to pop it into the microwave oven,warm it through not to hot , take out my false teeth ,then make a hole in the side of the pie ,then place my lips around the hole making sure there's an airtight seal, now you suck out all that warm jelly and the last drop of juice .Then pop teeth back in ,and eat the pie ,Gert lush. Just to let Gregs know,I will be taking a Asda pork pie(with pickle on top) to Coventry tomorrow. I will be eating it in the car when we park up! Along with my corned beef sandwich! UTG pat pat pat.... bloody pat again.... eating pork pies in a carpark.... i really dread to think of some of the things you got up to in the 1960's....
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Post by Gasshole on Mar 24, 2017 20:21:51 GMT
One of my favourite ways to eat a pork pie is to pop it into the microwave oven,warm it through not to hot , take out my false teeth ,then make a hole in the side of the pie ,then place my lips around the hole making sure there's an airtight seal, now you suck out all that warm jelly and the last drop of juice .Then pop teeth back in ,and eat the pie ,Gert lush. We don't judge on here Bandy, it's a completely safe environment for Sicko's like you.
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Post by bs10er on Mar 24, 2017 20:44:57 GMT
Just to let Gregs know,I will be taking a Asda pork pie(with pickle on top) to Coventry tomorrow. I will be eating it in the car when we park up! Along with my corned beef sandwich! UTG pat pat pat.... bloody pat again.... eating pork pies in a carpark.... i really dread to think of some of the things you got up to in the 1960's.... Don't get me onto the 60's Paul. Those were the days you could watch the Beatles,Stones,Hendrix etc at the Colston Hall!! Happy days!
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Post by barumgas on Mar 24, 2017 20:52:15 GMT
One of my favourite ways to eat a pork pie is to pop it into the microwave oven,warm it through not to hot , take out my false teeth ,then make a hole in the side of the pie ,then place my lips around the hole making sure there's an airtight seal, now you suck out all that warm jelly and the last drop of juice .Then pop teeth back in ,and eat the pie ,Gert lush. I will just forward that idea to Mary Berry
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Mar 27, 2017 11:03:29 GMT
Post by philbemmygas on Mar 27, 2017 11:03:29 GMT
Don't worry. Apparently, the NHS claim that masturbating twice a week prolongs your lifetime by 20%.........You've got years left in the bank ! I'm immortal! Woo woo That's another one of us "Undead" on the forum. Even James Blunt admitted to it on Mrs Browns new show the other night, who would have thought a former hofficer in the household cavalry would confess to such an act.
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