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Post by baggins on Nov 20, 2017 17:42:23 GMT
What will I find in my stocking this Christmas? Him.
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Post by Big Jock on Nov 20, 2017 17:43:45 GMT
How many legs does a woodlouse have? 26, actually i aint gotta a clue.I cannae think of anything funny to say. This must be how it feels to be a woman
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Post by gregsy on Nov 20, 2017 17:45:33 GMT
How many legs does a woodlouse have? 26, actually i aint gotta a clue.I cannae think of anything funny to say. This must be how it feels to be a woman Many thanks again....
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Post by Big Jock on Nov 20, 2017 17:45:52 GMT
What will I find in my stocking this Christmas? If yous good Tilly.......
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Post by francegas on Nov 20, 2017 17:50:11 GMT
What came first...the chicken or the egg
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Post by Big Jock on Nov 20, 2017 17:50:58 GMT
Why is abreviation such a long word? I cannae read the third word, could you repeat the question. I went to a C of E fur christs sake not chuffkin Eton!
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Post by aghast on Nov 20, 2017 17:51:11 GMT
Big Jock
Why do some people refer to piles as bum grapes?
They taste nothing like grapes. Not even close.
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Post by Big Jock on Nov 20, 2017 17:53:32 GMT
What came first...the chicken or the egg The Egg, the chicken bought delay spray from Ann Summers.
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Post by Big Jock on Nov 20, 2017 17:56:50 GMT
Big Jock Why do some people refer to piles as bum grapes? They taste nothing like grapes. Not even close. Its so they chuffkin crayons at Forest Green can do disgusting things an still tell evryone theys having one of their five a day.
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Post by Marshy on Nov 20, 2017 17:59:18 GMT
Is Elton John the giver or the receiver? Can you furnish me with an answer?
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Post by Big Jock on Nov 20, 2017 18:02:38 GMT
Is Elton John the giver or the receiver? When he was younger he was the giver, but now hes put on weight he recieves. Hes so overweight he has troosers specially made and hes had to say Goodbye To Normal Jeans.
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Post by Marshy on Nov 20, 2017 18:04:02 GMT
Is Elton John the giver or the receiver? When he was younger he was the giver, but now hes put on weight he recieves. Hes so overweight he has troosers specially made and hes had to say Goodbye To Normal Jeans. Cheers Big Jock, very enlightening!
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Post by francegas on Nov 20, 2017 18:04:35 GMT
This is better than google! If a tree falls in the forest and no human or animal is around to hear it does it still make a noise?
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Post by Big Jock on Nov 20, 2017 18:09:42 GMT
This is better than google! If a tree falls in the forest and no human or animal is around to hear it does it still make a noise? Its not clear. But if it falls on a sh1thead no-one gives a chuffk if the tree or the ted makes a noise or not.
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Post by Marshy on Nov 20, 2017 18:13:41 GMT
This is better than google! If a tree falls in the forest and no human or animal is around to hear it does it still make a noise? Its not clear. But if it falls on a sh1thead no-one gives a chuffk if the tree or the ted makes a noise or not. Ha ha, treeeeeeeemendous!
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Post by matealotblue on Nov 20, 2017 18:14:15 GMT
Why do they call tiny bars of chocolate "fun size" when it would be much more fun if they were massive? Did Marianne Faithful use the fun size or the massive ones?
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Post by scoobydoogas on Nov 20, 2017 18:24:49 GMT
Why do they call it a stroke of luck? when my elderly neighbour had one it wasn't much fun.
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Post by barumgas on Nov 20, 2017 18:28:01 GMT
What have Clyde FC and the Gas got in common?
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Post by scoobydoogas on Nov 20, 2017 18:28:26 GMT
Is Elton John the giver or the receiver? When he was younger he was the giver, but now hes put on weight he recieves. Hes so overweight he has troosers specially made and hes had to say Goodbye To Normal Jeans. Did you mean Goodbye to Norma Jeane?
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Post by scoobydoogas on Nov 20, 2017 18:29:34 GMT
Why do they refer to the item as a pair of trousers when there is only one of them?
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