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Post by miltongas on Nov 20, 2017 23:37:41 GMT
Who’s the best Bond girl Jock?
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Post by bradfordmeyerbiggs on Nov 20, 2017 23:51:40 GMT
The current situation at the club is it:- a) Bruuuyant b) Fnnnnnntastic c) Mulldull?
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Post by Midsomer Murderer on Nov 20, 2017 23:58:17 GMT
why is guy Martin on the telly
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Post by Henbury Gas on Nov 21, 2017 3:09:04 GMT
What size prophylactic do you use micro,small,medium or Liar ??
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2017 6:51:55 GMT
The current situation at the club is it:- a) Bruuuyant b) Fnnnnnntastic c) Mulldull? Brunt and mildenhall....WYHTB?
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Post by gasheadbatesy on Nov 21, 2017 7:07:57 GMT
How much will it cost me to get you to wipe out Mrs brown and her boys for me?
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Post by William Wilson on Nov 21, 2017 8:02:56 GMT
Why doesn`t the sun come out at night, when it would be of more use?
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Post by stuart1974 on Nov 21, 2017 8:27:34 GMT
If I have a "to do" list with 10 tasks for the week and I do 9 of them on the first day, how am I supposed to know that the 10th is the one my wife thinks I should have done first?
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Post by Thatslife on Nov 21, 2017 8:47:21 GMT
Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
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Post by Big Jock on Nov 21, 2017 16:56:07 GMT
Who’s the best Bond girl Jock? I think it has to be Halle Berry my friend. The thing that annoys me aboot some of these films is when they print: Warning: This movie 'MAY' contain nudity? Either it chuffkin does or it doesn't, don't waste my f**king time ffs!
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Post by Big Jock on Nov 21, 2017 17:03:14 GMT
The current situation at the club is it:- a) Bruuuyant b) Fnnnnnntastic c) Mulldull? Great question Bradford my wee pal. I would say 'Whit’s fur ye’ll no go by ye! ' or in anglo: What'll happen will happen. Don't tell anyone but ive heard Mr Al Qadi is in negotiatons with Chelski aboot Stamford Bridge when theys rebuild. The word is Wael is gonna transport it brick by brick back tae Almondsbury, theys even gonna get Kevin Costner ta play Wael in a blockbuster aboot the project,
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Post by Big Jock on Nov 21, 2017 17:07:54 GMT
why is guy Martin on the telly Midsomer my pal, god only knows, yous mean the guy that pretends hes a hard working nobody that repairs things an money wont change him. Complete tosser with a perm like a fanny in my opinion. I'm more a Dean Martin guy myself - proper bloke liked his women and the bottles a pop.
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Post by Big Jock on Nov 21, 2017 17:10:43 GMT
What size prophylactic do you use micro,small,medium or Liar ?? Cannae remember the last time id need one! But i always saves me money and uses a crisp packet, one yous gets to eat the crisps and then yous get a special tingle feeling when you put yer manhood in there - salt and vinegar works best, but if shes worth it try Monster Munch Flamin Hot!
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Post by Marshy on Nov 21, 2017 17:13:19 GMT
Blimey Jock, you’ve really started something here? You may need to give up your day job to keep up with demand!
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Post by Big Jock on Nov 21, 2017 17:18:44 GMT
How much will it cost me to get you to wipe out Mrs brown and her boys for me? They bassas need a chuffkin right doing over. Camaan does any ones find em funny, how the chuffk they gets tae win awards proves that society is well an truly chuffked.That twat that plays Mrs Broon looks like she's been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe! An don't get me started on that water leaking Miranda cow.
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Post by Big Jock on Nov 21, 2017 17:28:00 GMT
Why doesn`t the sun come out at night, when it would be of more use? Im from Scotland not chuffkin Iceland ya roaster. Ask they buggers they gets sun all day long in summer, cannae be that good tho theys got the highest suicide rate in the world - i thinks. Nice name by the way, i like that, proper gentlemen an sounds a bit like a 17th century leader into battle.
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Post by spiess1 on Nov 21, 2017 17:31:22 GMT
Jock....you'll be able to tell me, please,....why this whole shebang hasn't been moved to General Chat?
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Post by matealotblue on Nov 21, 2017 17:39:25 GMT
What size prophylactic do you use micro,small,medium or Liar ?? Cannae remember the last time id need one! But i always saves me money and uses a crisp packet, one yous gets to eat the crisps and then yous get a special tingle feeling when you put yer manhood in there - salt and vinegar works best, but if shes worth it try Monster Munch Flamin Hot! Tried this once. But she said I’d be better off with a Wotsit packet. Tell you...right deflated😢
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Post by Big Jock on Nov 21, 2017 17:40:09 GMT
If I have a "to do" list with 10 tasks for the week and I do 9 of them on the first day, how am I supposed to know that the 10th is the one my wife thinks I should have done first? Thats they women for yous.Funny how the truth is it takes em all day ta get nothing done. Yet theys expect yous ta rebuild the friggin place on your only day off. My wife left me because of my obsession with football... couldn't believe it, we was together 6 seasons.
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Post by Big Jock on Nov 21, 2017 17:48:19 GMT
Jock....you'll be able to tell me, please,....why this whole shebang hasn't been moved to General Chat? Ssshhhh... secretly they mod guys likes me.
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