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Post by midlandgas213 on Dec 15, 2017 19:47:01 GMT
Ok here we go I remember this one at Brighton but can't remember the year
jingle bells batman smells robin is a queer we all come from Bristol down to wreck you Dam pier
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Dec 15, 2017 19:49:02 GMT
Ok here we go I remember this one at Brighton but can't remember the year jingle bells batman smells robin is a queer we all come from Bristol down to wreck you f**king pier 1970
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Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2017 20:20:22 GMT
Ok here we go I remember this one at Brighton but can't remember the year jingle bells batman smells robin is a queer we all come from Bristol down to wreck you f**king pier I remember singing that except instead of Robin and Batman we sang Taylor and Brian Clough's It was when we won 8-2 in our promotion year.
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Post by aghast on Dec 15, 2017 21:25:11 GMT
We Al Qadis of Orient are, Bearing gifts we travelled afar, Debts are mounting? We did the accounting, It's not looking good so far.
Oh Bristol Rovers, money is tight, But Wael and Hani will see you right, Plan A misleading, Plan B proceeding, Guide us to thy perfect light.
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Post by gregsy on Dec 15, 2017 23:08:35 GMT
Away and in danger Of not winning away But little old gashead Get used to this way
We love you lord Darrell We ask you to stay And do us a favour at priestfield today
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Post by midlandgas213 on Dec 15, 2017 23:18:48 GMT
Both very enterprising and up to date lol
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Post by midlandgas213 on Dec 15, 2017 23:21:52 GMT
Hark now hear the rovers sing City ran away (again) And the tote will rule for evermore Because the east end fell away
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Post by Okebournegas on Dec 16, 2017 0:18:25 GMT
Ummm , it's a no from me
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Post by torontogaz on Dec 16, 2017 0:19:25 GMT
Hark now hear, the Rovers sing, the sh**ty ran away, and we will fight for evermore because of Saturday..Hark now hear, the Rovers sing, the sh**ty ran away, and we will fight for evermore because of Saturday...Hark now hear, the Rovers sing, the sh**ty ran away, and we will fight for evermore because of Saturday
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2017 1:21:34 GMT
We three Gasheads of Westbury on trym Tired of Rovers penny pinching Show us the money Please will you Hani And make sure you keep Bodin
Oh Darrell Clarke is up for the fight Come on Hani don't be tight Lets make promotion not just a notion And when we go up we can stuff the s**te
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Post by oldgas on Dec 16, 2017 10:16:50 GMT
We three Gasheads of Westbury on trym Tired of Rovers penny pinching Show us the money Please will you Hani And make sure you keep Bodin Oh Darrell Clarke is up for the fight Come on Hani don't be tight Lets make promotion not just a notion And when we go up we can stuff the s**te Unfortunately, the hopes expressed in this ditty seem more likely to be the product of, ahem, mind - altering substances than divine intervention!
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Post by Cosmic Pasty on Dec 16, 2017 13:40:47 GMT
Brain-dead City fans looked out Across the pitch at Trashton As the snake did demonstrate What they'd wasted cash on Nothing did he do that night 'Cept be a useless too-oo-ool But Lansdown thought him worth the brass What a bloody foo-oo-ool
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Post by yategas78 on Dec 16, 2017 13:47:23 GMT
Brain-dead City fans looked out Across the pitch at Trashton As the snake did demonstrate What they'd wasted cash on Nothing did he do that night 'Cept be a useless too-oo-ool But Lansdown thought him worth the brass What a bloody foo-oo-ool The lesser spotted bench dwelling serpent
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Post by oldgas on Dec 16, 2017 14:32:57 GMT
Brain-dead City fans looked out Across the pitch at Trashton As the snake did demonstrate What they'd wasted cash on Nothing did he do that night 'Cept be a useless too-oo-ool But Lansdown thought him worth the brass What a bloody foo-oo-ool Brilliant and made I laugh. Unfortunately I don't think tha Rosy Cheeked Lady Garden will consider the Snake a waste of money. The Lady Garden was never interested in whether he would actually improve the Sh it, his only reason for signing him was to take the pressure off himself and the Midget, and fatally damage our promotion hopes. That Trecherous little snake was wholly complicit, leaving it until the last minute of the window before signing. I suspect the 300k fee and 15k a week 3 year contract was considered good business by the RCLG, and would do it again in a heartbeat with Billy if he thought he could get away with it. over on the other forum someone has said the Snake has had to move for a third time, from Portishead to WSM because of the stick he's been getting from Portishead Gasheads. Good. I hope the little Sh it's having a miserable life; what he did was unforgivable, the very worst trechory, I have nothing but contempt for him.
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Post by Big Jock on Dec 16, 2017 14:49:00 GMT
My Christmas poem, by Big Jock:
It's chuffkin Baltic. The End.
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Post by Cosmic Pasty on Dec 16, 2017 14:51:44 GMT
Brain-dead City fans looked out Across the pitch at Trashton As the snake did demonstrate What they'd wasted cash on Nothing did he do that night 'Cept be a useless too-oo-ool But Lansdown thought him worth the brass What a bloody foo-oo-ool Brilliant and made I laugh. Unfortunately I don't think tha Rosy Cheeked Lady Garden will consider the Snake a waste of money. The Lady Garden was never interested in whether he would actually improve the Sh it, his only reason for signing him was to take the pressure off himself and the Midget, and fatally damage our promotion hopes. That Trecherous little snake was wholly complicit, leaving it until the last minute of the window before signing. I suspect the 300k fee and 15k a week 3 year contract was considered good business by the RCLG, and would do it again in a heartbeat with Billy if he thought he could get away with it. over on the other forum someone has said the Snake has had to move for a third time, from Portishead to WSM because of the stick he's been getting from Portishead Gasheads. Good. I hope the little Sh it's having a miserable life; what he did was unforgivable, the very worst trechory, I have nothing but contempt for him. I agree with all of that, especially the bit about him being complicit by signing at the last minute. He was obviously confident about the contribution he'd been making here but not so confident that he wasn't easily replaceable and that we could do just as well without him if we were given the chance to re-fill his boots in time! I'm glad to hear that the removal crews are at least doing well out of it all as my husband worked in the business for years and even moved Marcus Stewart once, back in the day. He was specifically chosen with his mate for the job because neither of them knew or cared about football, and apparently even asked Marcus what he did for a living!
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Post by pirate49 on Dec 17, 2017 14:20:13 GMT
Silent board, Hani's bored All's not well, something's flawed. Round yon corner Billy might go Who'll get the goals? I really don't know Are we being fleeced? Are we being fleeced?
Silent board, Hani's bored The fans' worries are being ignored Glorious dreams are fading away Just like the stadium out Bradley Stoke way Darrell our saviour is torn Darrell our saviour is torn.
Silent board, Hani's bored We thought we'd have some of the Al Qaedi hoard We'll have to make do with this ancient place Falling apart, wind and rain in the face. Rovers, what's coming next? Rovers, what's coming next?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2017 14:28:19 GMT
Silent board, Hani's bored All's not well, something's flawed. Round yon corner Billy might go Who'll get the goals? I really don't know Are we being fleeced? Are we being fleeced? Silent board, Hani's bored The fans' worries are being ignored Glorious dreams are fading away Just like the stadium out Bradley Stoke way Darrell our saviour is torn Darrell our saviour is torn. Silent board, Hani's bored We thought we'd have some of the Al Qaedi hoard We'll have to make do with this ancient place Falling apart, wind and rain in the face. Rovers, what's coming next? Rovers, what's coming next? Very good, don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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Post by yategas78 on Dec 17, 2017 17:30:07 GMT
Silent board, Hani's bored All's not well, something's flawed. Round yon corner Billy might go Who'll get the goals? I really don't know Are we being fleeced? Are we being fleeced? Silent board, Hani's bored The fans' worries are being ignored Glorious dreams are fading away Just like the stadium out Bradley Stoke way Darrell our saviour is torn Darrell our saviour is torn. Silent board, Hani's bored We thought we'd have some of the Al Qaedi hoard We'll have to make do with this ancient place Falling apart, wind and rain in the face. Rovers, what's coming next? Rovers, what's coming next? Very good, don't know whether to laugh or cry. On my way to find something high to jump off!
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Post by midlandgas213 on Dec 17, 2017 18:29:33 GMT
Just off to a carol service I will give it a go
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