Gaschat Application
Dec 13, 2018 12:30:50 GMT
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Post by Antonio Fargas on Dec 13, 2018 12:30:50 GMT
Dear Wael,
Please consider this Gaschat application for the vacant manager's post at Bristol Rovers.
We have been following the situation with interest over the past few months, and in many cases, the past seventy years. We have a variety of skills and specialisms among our number, and we believe we can do a job at least as well as any of the managers in the running for this post.
We have an exhaustive scouting database, involving research and opinions on any number of players, in various stages of their careers ranging from Serie A to the Downs League. Some of these we even have clips of from Youtube.
We employ up to the minute review strategies and match analysis tools, often involving marking players out of ten. In the interests of international standards, and metric systems, we would be prepared, if necessary, to mark them out of one hundred.
We believe in a democratic approach to team selection whereby the post with the highest number of likes will be use as the team for each match. The formation, however, will depend on the formatting tool of the poster and each player's tapatalk app settings. Sometimes it can be difficult to tap in the right number of full-stops to make the formation clear.
As far as training is concerned, we feel that is irrelevant. No one will bother to see what goes on in training or ever visit the training ground, we do however feel fully competent to pick the team based on what we've heard from a mate.
In addition, you will never be left wanting to get rid of us, and we will never allow ourselves to be employed past our usefulness to the club, in fact some of us will be calling for us to leave the post even before you appoint us. Gaschat Out!
We feel that liaising with the board should be a simple matter as we have a number of members well practised in walking the corridors of power. And you can be assured that no confidential information will ever be revealed (apart from in threads on the forum, of course).
We look forward to hearing your response. Know that we can start immediately. In fact, we've never stopped.
Sincerely,
Gaschat
Please consider this Gaschat application for the vacant manager's post at Bristol Rovers.
We have been following the situation with interest over the past few months, and in many cases, the past seventy years. We have a variety of skills and specialisms among our number, and we believe we can do a job at least as well as any of the managers in the running for this post.
We have an exhaustive scouting database, involving research and opinions on any number of players, in various stages of their careers ranging from Serie A to the Downs League. Some of these we even have clips of from Youtube.
We employ up to the minute review strategies and match analysis tools, often involving marking players out of ten. In the interests of international standards, and metric systems, we would be prepared, if necessary, to mark them out of one hundred.
We believe in a democratic approach to team selection whereby the post with the highest number of likes will be use as the team for each match. The formation, however, will depend on the formatting tool of the poster and each player's tapatalk app settings. Sometimes it can be difficult to tap in the right number of full-stops to make the formation clear.
As far as training is concerned, we feel that is irrelevant. No one will bother to see what goes on in training or ever visit the training ground, we do however feel fully competent to pick the team based on what we've heard from a mate.
In addition, you will never be left wanting to get rid of us, and we will never allow ourselves to be employed past our usefulness to the club, in fact some of us will be calling for us to leave the post even before you appoint us. Gaschat Out!
We feel that liaising with the board should be a simple matter as we have a number of members well practised in walking the corridors of power. And you can be assured that no confidential information will ever be revealed (apart from in threads on the forum, of course).
We look forward to hearing your response. Know that we can start immediately. In fact, we've never stopped.
Sincerely,
Gaschat
