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Post by Antonio Fargas on Jan 30, 2019 21:57:26 GMT
If you can't stand the tension and frustration of the deadline day thread, here's a Rovers players limerick thread.
There was a player called Lockyer
Whose skill at defending would shock yer
He can keep up with play
and head it away
but his distribution is rockier.
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Post by RD on Jan 30, 2019 22:19:24 GMT
We all wanted a signing,
In all honestly we wanted a few,
But let's be honest,
Deep down we all knew,
Any hope of singing anyone was just a load of poo
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Post by Colyton Gas on Jan 30, 2019 22:24:44 GMT
Should we ever become a serious club with ambition and no tents I will miss this sort of banter.
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Post by Antonio Fargas on Jan 30, 2019 22:25:49 GMT
Should we ever become a serious club with ambition and no tents I will miss this sort of banter. Doesn't rhyme. |
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Post by RD on Jan 30, 2019 22:26:37 GMT
Should we ever become a serious club with ambition and no tents I will miss this sort of banter. Doesn't rhyme. Agreed - that's Dam sh*t Staffordshire to be fair |
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Post by francegas on Jan 30, 2019 22:32:27 GMT
We once had a footballer named Pipe
Whose ball skills were totally sh1te
He spent time in the nick
For being a pr*ck
But WYHHB
ok ok it needs some work
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Post by gasforeverman on Jan 30, 2019 22:32:43 GMT
The mem on match days just isnt the same these days
Songs not sung tannoys not heard at least the screens are showing half naked birds. The players come out to applause and hope but by halftime there sullen and broke The 2nd halfs gone ina flash and our hopes have again been dashed.
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Post by RD on Jan 30, 2019 22:34:42 GMT
We once had a footballer named Pipe Whose ball skills were totally sh1t He spent time in the nick For being a pr*ck But WYHHB ok ok it needs some work Lol. Definitely needs to be "sh1te" rather than "sh1t" though surely?! |
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Post by francegas on Jan 30, 2019 22:36:11 GMT
We once had a footballer named Pipe Whose ball skills were totally sh1t He spent time in the nick For being a pr*ck But WYHHB ok ok it needs some work Lol. Definitely needs to be "sh1te" rather than "sh1t" though surely?! Yeah just noticed the predictive txt didn't take the e |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2019 22:37:37 GMT
There once was a girl from Geneva that could pick up a pencil with her bea... ah I can't be fecked.
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Post by axegas on Jan 30, 2019 22:37:46 GMT
There was a middle aged man called Wael
Who put up our best players for sale
He comes from a far distant land
With Hamer, Starnes and the band
But when we want a new striker,
His cheques get lost in the mail.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2019 22:51:33 GMT
We have a striker called Payne
And boy he lives up to his name
The fu.ker cant jump
He.s a useless fat lump
I hope we don't see him again
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Post by toddy1953 on Jan 30, 2019 22:55:29 GMT
There was a family called the AlQadi's
Who took us over from all the baddies
We loved them, and all dreamt of something new
But unless they get in a decent striker
We are going back to League 2
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Post by 2nd May 1990 on Jan 30, 2019 22:59:43 GMT
There once was a banker named Hani,
Who was financially rather canny,
His brother was Gas, but he fell on his ass,
Because Hani withheld all his money.
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Post by gretschgas on Jan 30, 2019 23:09:45 GMT
So deadline day is here,
And gasheads start to fear,
Every year it's the same
We're stuck with Stefan Payne,
But at least he's better than Ross Weare?
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Post by gregsy on Jan 30, 2019 23:20:48 GMT
How many goals can he score
The answer is probably more
He's good from the spot
But that is yer lot
Buy the end of the year he'll have four....
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Post by legas on Jan 30, 2019 23:34:02 GMT
How many goals can he score The answer is probably more He's good from the spot But that is yer lot Buy the end of the year he'll have four.... This is fun ... There was once a man called Sinclair Who had a surplus of facial hair Standing at 8 feet tall He was good on the ball And opposition he would routinely scare I thank you. |
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Post by Wimborne Gas on Jan 31, 2019 0:01:38 GMT
A limerick thread on a forum
Created from January boredom
One loan through the door
Still as fans we want more
But we'll get no more cash out of Jordan
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Post by gregsy on Jan 31, 2019 0:11:34 GMT
A limerick thread on a forum Created from January boredom One loan through the door Still as fans we want more But we'll get no more cash out of Jordan This is very good.... |
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Post by Captain Jayho on Jan 31, 2019 0:30:22 GMT
There once was a gaffer called Cogs,
Three wins but then went to the dogs,
He asked Wael for cash,
But the only big splash,
was the new hand dryers down in the bogs.
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