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Post by Officer Barbrady on Jan 31, 2019 14:28:56 GMT
First we signed Gabe Osho And then it looked like Abu Ogogo If he's not a no-show Or on a go slow, deadline day is finally all go go. Now that was ambitious
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Post by gregsy on Jan 31, 2019 14:41:32 GMT
The queue for the pasties was huge And so was the one for the booze So I queued for the gents In a ground full of tents And admired the temporary loos
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Post by puregas on Jan 31, 2019 14:56:21 GMT
We once had a player named Taylor, Whose cock was the size of Australia, His house he did flit, When he signed for the sh**, Where he's since been a f**king big failure.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2019 15:06:39 GMT
We had a young player called Payne Who couldnt trap a bag of Grain Shrews came a calling He didnt stall signing And we all laughed our bollox off!
Ok the end needs work i am just delighted we got shot of that clown!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2019 15:10:33 GMT
Rovers have got plenty of sausage rolls. It's a pity the team can't score many goals. We all waited for good news on deadline day. We got it when we heard Payne was on his way. Hopefully a new striker will sign today!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2019 15:18:03 GMT
There was a young player called Lambert That scouse lads belly was gert But he smashed one past Basso The ball stopped at El paso And I celebrated with a sherbert!
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Post by francegas on Jan 31, 2019 15:18:24 GMT
We once had a player named Taylor, Whose cock was the size of Australia, His house he did flit, When he signed for the sh**, Where he's since been a f**king big failure. One of the best so far.
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Post by aghast on Jan 31, 2019 17:59:03 GMT
Oh for the turn of the century When a new stadium beckoned potentially But the decades roll by Our dreams wither and die Wael's plans have been scuppered (confidentially)
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Post by gregsy on Jan 31, 2019 18:06:30 GMT
Everything made from tarpaulin And goals that we can't put the ball in A board we don't trust Turnstiles covered in rust And the cider is *ing appalling
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2019 19:28:33 GMT
we thought the club was in rude health when at last we had owners of wealth wael lapped up the fame but what’s their new aim oh yes relegation by stealth
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Post by badengas on Jan 31, 2019 21:44:17 GMT
chuff chuffity chuff chuff chuffity chuff Fun chuffity chuffity, chuffity chuffity chuffity chuffity chuff
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Post by badengas on Jan 31, 2019 21:46:13 GMT
chuff chuffity chuff chuff chuffity chuff Fun chuffity chuffity, chuffity chuffity chuffity chuffity chuff Sure I spelt this differently ?
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Post by badengas on Jan 31, 2019 21:50:36 GMT
More upmarket than my last effort I hope
We have no money Yet still believe future wins Will come regardless
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Post by Rod1883 on Jan 31, 2019 21:53:32 GMT
There was a team struggling in league one Who had to ship players out to get things done One, two, three, four went out But clearly they still had no clout That team may now not spend much longer in league one
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Post by Big Jock on Jan 31, 2019 21:57:11 GMT
If Carlsberg did Gas:
There once who was nice young Jordanian
Who bought Rovers for a few million He ignored th dirty looks Got Diane Abbott doing his books And now th clubs worth £10 fucckin billion
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Post by z1zou on Jan 31, 2019 21:57:24 GMT
Revolution, all the rovers fans cried, Poor waels hands so obviously tied. our ambitions being blocked by Hanni, With wael taking orders, what a fanny, The usual deadline day, its uncanny
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Post by c4h10 on Jan 31, 2019 22:18:22 GMT
We once had a leader --- DC Who seemed like the greatest to me. But, the players he bought Turned out worth less than nought; We'd have been robbed if they were all free.
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Post by c4h10 on Jan 31, 2019 23:13:19 GMT
So it seems that no striker is signing. What the heck - there's no future in whining. But the owners can take Every promise they make And shove them where the sun isn't shining!
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Post by gregsy on Feb 1, 2019 0:34:57 GMT
It's snowing outside 'weather warning' What happened to global warming I'm going to bed Had enough of this thread And I ain't getting up in the morning....
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Post by Captain Jayho on Feb 1, 2019 1:05:02 GMT
I just don't know what to do That window was absolute poo The last hour sucked Now we're totally f**ked But at least we might score in league two
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