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Post by lpgas on Feb 27, 2019 13:24:45 GMT
This is a cunning plan for Saturday. We need a dozen or so scantily clad exceptionally attractive and alluring young women. The plan has 2 parts.
Part 1. We tell our team that if we win they can have their pick (it is a lie but they wont know that)
Part 2. During the game they stand around Bonhams goal eyeing the Blackpool forwards and tempting them with their alluring bodies.
Maybe we should stick a couple of young lads in their as well :homo:
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Post by stevethepirate on Feb 27, 2019 13:32:20 GMT
Hey, they are from oop north. Wouldn't a couple of shaved bears and a gibbon be enough?
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Post by lastminutewinner on Feb 27, 2019 14:00:39 GMT
This is a cunning plan for Saturday. We need a dozen or so scantily clad exceptionally attractive and alluring young women. The plan has 2 parts. Part 1. We tell our team that if we win they can have their pick (it is a lie but they wont know that) Part 2. During the game they stand around Bonhams goal eyeing the Blackpool forwards and tempting them with their alluring bodies. Maybe we should stick a couple of young lads in their as well 
That might manage to get us a 0-0, but what about at the other end?
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Post by neilv93 on Feb 27, 2019 14:05:06 GMT
This is a cunning plan for Saturday. We need a dozen or so scantily clad exceptionally attractive and alluring young women. The plan has 2 parts. Part 1. We tell our team that if we win they can have their pick (it is a lie but they wont know that) Part 2. During the game they stand around Bonhams goal eyeing the Blackpool forwards and tempting them with their alluring bodies. Maybe we should stick a couple of young lads in their as well
That might manage to get us a 0-0, but what about at the other end?
I have faith that Nichols and Reilly will score the go... ah couldn't do it. Couldn't finish that sentence in a serious manner. I've let you all down - I'm sorry. |
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Post by gashead333 on Feb 27, 2019 14:25:10 GMT
Can't we just get the blue flames back  |
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Post by Gassy on Feb 27, 2019 14:33:51 GMT
You know funnily enough I was actually thinking Wael should do his trip to Vegas motivation again.
Surely the cost of staying in the league would more than pay for the trip
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Post by farmygas on Feb 27, 2019 14:49:12 GMT
This is a cunning plan for Saturday. We need a dozen or so scantily clad exceptionally attractive and alluring young women. The plan has 2 parts. Part 1. We tell our team that if we win they can have their pick (it is a lie but they wont know that) Part 2. During the game they stand around Bonhams goal eyeing the Blackpool forwards and tempting them with their alluring bodies. Maybe we should stick a couple of young lads in their as well  |
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Post by lastminutewinner on Feb 27, 2019 14:50:45 GMT
You know funnily enough I was actually thinking Wael should do his trip to Vegas motivation again. Surely the cost of staying in the league would more than pay for the trip
I dunno, the women over there are pretty expensive, the decent ones anyway!!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2019 16:05:18 GMT
I woke up next to a tramps bare feet this morning. True story.
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Post by scoobydoogas on Feb 27, 2019 17:00:43 GMT
This is a cunning plan for Saturday. We need a dozen or so scantily clad exceptionally attractive and alluring young women. The plan has 2 parts. Part 1. We tell our team that if we win they can have their pick (it is a lie but they wont know that) Part 2. During the game they stand around Bonhams goal eyeing the Blackpool forwards and tempting them with their alluring bodies. Maybe we should stick a couple of young lads in their as well You've lost the plot!!  |
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Post by scoobydoogas on Feb 27, 2019 17:02:03 GMT
I woke up next to a tramps bare feet this morning. True story. So now you're a contortionist?  |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2019 18:48:16 GMT
Can't we just get the blue flames back Including Michelle Thorne? |
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Post by o2o2bo2ba on Feb 27, 2019 19:19:27 GMT
Plan for Saturday.
Early doors start.
Tip alcohol down neck.
Watch the early kick off where teams seem to pass to each other.
Tip more alcohol down neck.
Must be something wrong with the world because that passing football doesn't seem to be emulated up the Mem(?).
Never mind, nothing a bit more alcohol tipping down neck won't solve at half time.
Watch Rovers squirm, struggle, frustrate and squander.
Tip some more alcohol down neck.
Announce a good day had by all, win lose or draw.
Groundhog Day next Saturday..
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Post by twertonboy on Feb 27, 2019 19:34:02 GMT
Does anybody know how many goals we’ve scored from open play this season?
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Post by warehamgas on Feb 27, 2019 19:49:08 GMT
Does anybody know how many goals we’ve scored from open play this season? Not enough. UTG! |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2019 21:35:32 GMT
Can't we just get the blue flames back Including Michelle Thorne? She had 2 great hits I seem to remember.. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2019 21:46:10 GMT
Including Michelle Thorne? She had 2 great hits I seem to remember.. Those hits haven't stood the test of time and have required a remix! |
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Post by lpgas on Feb 27, 2019 21:52:45 GMT
She had 2 great hits I seem to remember.. Those hits haven't stood the test of time and have required a remix! Is she the one that sang a song a the Mem a few years back. She wore a mini skirt and when people applaused she bowed down and showed everyone on the West Terrace what she had? |
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Post by aghast on Feb 27, 2019 22:10:35 GMT
I woke up next to a tramps bare feet this morning. True story. What did you do with the rest of him? |
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Post by gasforeverman on Feb 27, 2019 22:28:58 GMT
Every games a cup final now. So Beer before Beer halftime Beer After game... Nails before Nails shorter halftime no Nails After game... Hair dark before Hair grey halftime Hair whats left of it thin at After game. The joys of watching the gas!
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