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Post by barumgas on Nov 17, 2016 14:38:01 GMT
No need for a pitch inspection on saturday as the the beard sorted it. His beard has many uses God Save The Beard
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Post by Deleted on Nov 17, 2016 14:59:57 GMT
The Beard once went skydiving and his parachute didn't open. He took it back the next day to demand a refund.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2016 11:51:02 GMT
When The Beard was at school, his teachers had to put their hand up if they wanted to speak to him.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2016 13:40:57 GMT
The beard doesn't blow out his birthday candles, they extinguish themselves out of respect.
Happy birthday to The Beard, the man who doesn't age he just levels up.
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Post by miamigas on Apr 11, 2017 7:14:49 GMT
If you caught him in bed with your missus, you'd want to tuck him in. UTG!
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Sept 24, 2018 17:49:56 GMT
Stuart Sinclair was in Star Wars.
He was The Force.
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Post by Marshy on Sept 24, 2018 17:53:52 GMT
Stuart Sinclair was in Star Wars. He was The Force. So was Lee Johnson. He was the forceskin.
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Post by syg on Sept 24, 2018 18:04:08 GMT
The beard says to luke skywalker "I know what your having for Xmas".
Luke says "how do you know that".
The beard replies. "I can feel your presence".
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Post by badengas on Sept 24, 2018 19:36:09 GMT
Chewbacca is actually the Beard's beard.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 24, 2018 19:57:10 GMT
Still a great thread!
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Post by warehamgas on Sept 24, 2018 20:49:05 GMT
Whatever his height is he has a heart the size of north Bristol. Great guy! UTG!
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Post by gasforeverman on Sept 24, 2018 20:58:32 GMT
A.True.professional.
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Post by mariobalotelli on Sept 24, 2018 21:35:49 GMT
The only 30+ page thread on here actually worth a read
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Post by francegas on Sept 25, 2018 7:37:39 GMT
I heard the Beard is so tall that he has to duck when an Airbus A380 flies over head.
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Post by eastville1966 on Sept 25, 2018 8:03:39 GMT
The EU and Teresa May can resolve Brexit.
Consult the Beard.
That is all.
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Post by Gas-Ed on Sept 25, 2018 11:16:46 GMT
The beard can get dried porridge off the bottom of a bowl.
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Post by Gasshole on Sept 25, 2018 11:27:23 GMT
After watching him on Saturday, he’s even more enormouser that I could of imagined. He doesn’t Talk the talk, but by god he walks the walk.
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Post by Iliveinbidefordgas on Sept 25, 2018 11:30:57 GMT
I bet he walks round he’s home bare feet with bits of Lego all over floor just because he can !
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Sept 25, 2018 12:00:35 GMT
When Stuart Sinclair breaks a mirror, the mirror gets 7 years bad luck.
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Post by Newton Abbot Gas on Sept 25, 2018 19:35:42 GMT
The Beard could work out the answers to the clues in the program 3-2-1.......UTG
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